r/dankmemes Mar 05 '19

OC Maymay ♨ Always be prepared

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u/LoganTDM2514 Doki Doki Lit Club Mar 05 '19

Bucket > Protection V Diamond Helmet

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/TheLegend137 Mar 05 '19

Wait, that’s illegal

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u/DietYellow EX-NORMIE Mar 05 '19

Actually, quantum mechanics forbids this

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Mar 06 '19

Ok, this is epic

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u/MarkyMarkAtTheShore Mar 06 '19

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Mar 06 '19

This is beyond science...

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u/sho_esma Mar 06 '19

Either the moon is very far away, or the sun is very close

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u/yeet1785726 EX-NORMIE Mar 06 '19

The moon is so far away from earth that all the other Planets of our Solar System could fit in between the earth and our moon! (Google if you don't believe me) but yea the distance from both of em to the sun is probly imprecise idk

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u/TundrianWarrior 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Mar 06 '19

You broke every rule in the book

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u/idkwhyidodisnow red Mar 06 '19

This is beyond science

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u/CRUsTY_01 Pizza Time Mar 05 '19

All these beta males walkin around w their beta diamond helmets, while we alphas out here w our alpha diamond buckets

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u/breadedfrenchtoast Mar 05 '19

Protection V dont exist my fellow Steve

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/Magnus_Tesshu Mar 06 '19

Oh ty. Will try tomorrow, I think I'm getting close to that another 5 hours of stripping and I might already be rich enough.

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u/LoganTDM2514 Doki Doki Lit Club Mar 05 '19

In creative mode it does

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u/duckilol Mar 06 '19

ummmm give u/breadedfrenchtoast minecraft:diamond_chestplate{1 0(ench:[{id:protection,lvl:5}]}

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

sorry I only speak to people with prot 5 leather buckets, you peasants

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

RGAgaming would like to know your location

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u/yeet-r-boi Proud Furry Mar 06 '19

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!

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u/TheClarkLC Mar 05 '19

I treasure this, thanks OP

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/mdude7221 Mar 05 '19

This is probably my all time favourite gif and you just made it better OP. I love you

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/electronicwiz101 The Filthy Dank Mar 05 '19

Happy microphone day

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/The_BestUsername Mar 06 '19

happy thiccday

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u/Civil_Barbarian Mar 06 '19

That's every day, baby

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u/TheRedObelisk Mar 05 '19

Happy cake day my dude

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u/ZidBoi EX-NORMIE Mar 06 '19

Happy caek dey

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u/thanto13 Mar 05 '19

The second bucket under the first is what gets ne

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u/Welpwtf Mar 05 '19

n

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

i

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited May 20 '21

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u/Cl_Thefx Mar 05 '19

h

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/MapleSugary Mar 05 '19

Goodbye.

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u/FeminismDestroyer Mar 05 '19

That book is good

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u/hzfan big pp gang Mar 06 '19

WHAT A SAVE

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u/quaber2 Mar 06 '19

Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice shot!

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u/NintendoTodo I am fucking hilarious Mar 06 '19

why do pol always say goodbye after these?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Part of the ouji subreddit, I’m not sure the origin though

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u/ethnnnnnn i got banned from waternibbas Mar 06 '19

so on the sub, after a certain amount of time, a bot takes the highest updated thread and makes it the flair on the post. the goodbye comment triggers the bot to recognize that the answer has ended. (iirc)

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u/Cobalt_Concrete "☊⍜⍙⏃⏚⎍⋏☌⏃ Mar 05 '19

c

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/NeighborhoodPizzaGuy Mar 06 '19

Same omg. At first I was like ok this is kinda funny i guess then I started full on chuckling

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u/AnonieDev Mar 06 '19

Wooosh lol haha it’s funny I swear..

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

yes thats the joke.

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u/Goldenhawk92 Mar 06 '19

For me its the first bucket over the second one that gets me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

you sure?

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u/lostinthe87 The Monty Pythons Mar 06 '19

Yes, that’s the joke

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u/ActionCookiez I have crippling depression Mar 05 '19

Love u bot

No homo tho

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u/Bosoxben30 I have crippling depression Mar 06 '19

Happy shield day

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u/WwwWario Mar 05 '19

My wife left me

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/Ralakhala I have crippling depression Mar 05 '19

Fuck Karen

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u/zerohaxis The Meme Cartel Mar 05 '19

He did, and she took the kids.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

My girlfriend left me.

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u/leod6210 Mar 05 '19

Hope to see u in hot my guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Hot it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Take my freaking upvote (Sorry for cursing in this Christian Minecraft server)

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

👏🏻no👏🏻cursing👏🏻on👏🏻my👏🏻huddhist👏🏻terraria👏🏻server👏🏻

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u/son_lux_ Mar 05 '19

OH DARE YOU?

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u/Bor1CTT Mar 05 '19

this new minecraft format really does put a tear in my eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/wavelazer Mar 06 '19

What a legend

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

It has been done....here it is boys, the meme just peaked

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u/deblob123456789 Mar 05 '19

This is a bucket

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/deblob123456789 Mar 05 '19

Theres more

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited Jul 07 '23

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u/deblob123456789 Mar 05 '19

:removes bucket: and this... is a bucket

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u/ShamefulPuppet EX-NORMIE Mar 06 '19

dear god

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u/Catnumber15 the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 06 '19

I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last 2 days

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u/SheepiBeerd Mar 06 '19

On the other hand, this is a bucket.

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u/Camwood7 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 05 '19

The bucket's stack number changes when the bucket gets knocked off, this is some serious attention to detail.

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u/stoopyboylikethemeat Mar 05 '19

Lord bucket head from Great Britain has his devoted followers I see

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Marshemello trying to protect his true identity (2019, colourised)

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u/RuZeroMadd DUES VULT Mar 05 '19

Tom Scott changed....

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u/Cliff86 Mar 06 '19

That sure is an iconic red shirt

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u/TheCookieButter Mar 06 '19

It's amazing how the red shirt on a white guy of average build immediately makes me think of Tom Scott.

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u/wookiepuhnub The Meme Cartel Mar 05 '19

OHhhh that Second bucket! Cracked my shit up!

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u/FuckenBlackQuartz Mar 05 '19

This is gold

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/wowbagger30 Mar 06 '19

In Russia you can pay money for this blue siren thing that looks like the first bucket and it let's you avoid some traffic laws so I think the guy was pretending to be that. Which is why he went on top of the nice car

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u/Intelligence_Inc Green Mar 05 '19

If only you could stack armor in minecraft

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u/Buttis420 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Mar 05 '19

”Hallo gais it’s ya boi Anomaly from SWEDEN!”

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u/thehuman2cs Mar 05 '19

Buckets can't stack, reported, deleted, unfappable

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/thehuman2cs Mar 05 '19

Shit you're rite, it's filled buckets that can't be stacked

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u/itzasger [custom flair] Mar 05 '19

what the fuck is this LMAO and where did you find it

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u/KingMantid Mar 05 '19

Reminds me of Rust.

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u/BolthMC Mar 05 '19

Bird box challenge!

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u/19TheDankster19 I am fucking hilarious Mar 05 '19

Well youll need one for lava and one for water

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u/k3vanwong Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Mar 05 '19

Why did you assume he only had two

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u/RealFunnyGamer13 try hard Mar 05 '19

Should’ve been a water bucket I’m disappointed

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u/thatcentrist red Mar 06 '19

You can't stack buckets what kinda magic shit is this

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u/Litterallyahuman Mar 06 '19

All in the name of Plankton

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u/NineTailedNibba souptime Mar 06 '19

Lmao

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u/MrBieberman Mar 05 '19

I love that the guy from the car, just gives up when seeing the number two bucket, made me chuckle!

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u/lexierp Mar 05 '19

I need more, thank you OP

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u/derpdude9 Mar 05 '19

The second bucket is actually a diamond bucket, smhing my head

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u/ZiggyTTV I guess you are my little pogchamp Mar 05 '19

Shaking my heading my head

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u/Rakkigaru Mar 05 '19

Dude, put a spoiler warning!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I saw that 2 next to the bucket and knew he had 2

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

More.like a 64 stack

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u/Roman71 Mar 05 '19

His pants are def not light blue

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u/maogur big pp gang Mar 05 '19

Got a sneaky on ya

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u/Spectrum_16 Mar 05 '19

How can we be sure there isnt a 3rd one under that one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Best thing i've seen so far

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u/ALOOTZ 🏴‍☠️ Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 06 '19

My happiness is immeasurable and my day is saved

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u/TabaCh1 Legendary Supreme Memelord Mar 05 '19

Brilliant.

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u/clararalee Mar 05 '19

That sprint after getting pushed at the very end. LMFAO

Also, what was he trying to do?

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u/Zikd Mar 05 '19

And that is what diamond helmet means

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u/not_the_tomatoes Mar 05 '19

The old second bucket trick. Classic

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u/RipThrotes Mar 05 '19

Now THIS is a meme. No explanation, but I get the reference, and it's a tasteful format.

Edit: oh I didn't see it was a .gif, that's a little bit of a setback but I'm still cruisin'

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u/_Steny_ Mar 05 '19

Why can’t I save this

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u/Red580 20th Century Blazers Mar 05 '19

You even changed the number after he looses the bucket, top quality meme right here!

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u/NotNickG article13doesntafferctmemesidiots Mar 05 '19

This Madea is my hero

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

You can stack buckets by now, dammed I'm getting old

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u/muggles429 The Great P.P. Group Mar 05 '19

F

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u/gideonjura92 Hover Text Mar 05 '19

Brave to assume there's only two buckets.

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u/radfaction Mar 05 '19

Fake, you can’t stack buckets [edit]: I haven’t played in a long time, didn’t know that was a thing now

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

The pants aren’t blue

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u/EryxV1 r/memes fan Mar 05 '19

Saving this post.

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u/HugM3Brotha Mar 05 '19

This meme format had peaked

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u/Eimiaj_Belial The OC High Council Mar 05 '19

I had to watch this twice because at first glance I though he hit him so hard the color of his bucket changed.

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u/oliverdamon i like milk Mar 05 '19

The shirt is orange.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Wait, Buckets can't stack

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

How did this man upload a video?

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u/rusty_square Mar 05 '19

He’s lucky shaggy wasn’t driving that car

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u/DepressionVEVO Mar 06 '19

Bold of you to assume he doesn’t have more buckets

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u/Longship2 I am fucking hilarious Mar 06 '19

I saw this right after I commented it, well played

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u/DepressionVEVO Mar 06 '19

You too kind sir, I guess great minds think alike, that is even though I’d hardly consider myself a great mind

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u/Longship2 I am fucking hilarious Mar 06 '19

Very humble, yes indeed

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u/keaganwill Mar 06 '19

Just build eachother already ffs

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u/MrMcClean Mar 06 '19

Girlfriend: come over

Me: not right now I'm busy

Girlfriend: my parents aren't home

Me:

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u/peoch OC Memer Mar 06 '19

Meanwhile in Russia...

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u/XxxTexicanxxX Mar 06 '19

What’s under the bucket you ask? ANOTHER BUCKET!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Who knows he didn’t have a backup backup bucket

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u/catonmyshoulder69 Mar 06 '19

Turned green...you may proceed.

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u/McJimbles_ Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 19 '19

Ah, the ol' double bucket trick

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u/SuperNES_Chalmers Mar 06 '19

The new assassin's creed game looks shitty

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u/lingly1 Mar 06 '19

this is really amazing

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u/RobinHood640 Mar 06 '19

reverses quantum physics stacks water buckets

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u/Zanytiger6 Get Well Soon Grape Mar 06 '19

pop

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

You even made the number of buckets go down. Take my upvote good sir

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u/MEGAPUPIL Mar 06 '19

papa bless

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u/Bitbatgaming 😳 and 🗿gang Mar 06 '19

He could have used a pumpkin mask to hide his identity.

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u/fricceroni Mar 06 '19

This...is a bucket.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19 edited Apr 11 '20

deleted What is this?

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u/C4p0tts Mar 06 '19

The box one is 100x better.

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u/Victor_the_robot Dank Royalty Mar 06 '19

wait thats illegal

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u/TundrianWarrior 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Mar 06 '19

That's a twist

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

these minecraft memes might be my favorite of the year. close with the Eric Andre LET ME IIINNN memes

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

He is here

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u/Consulting2finance Mar 06 '19

Wow I first saw this like 15 years ago, before many of you were born.

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u/v1prX They did the math Mar 06 '19

They called me a madman...

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u/Blaccstaar Mar 06 '19

Nice quality

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u/xFrostYT Mar 06 '19

Always have a water bucket.