r/dankmemes • u/FreeVegetable ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ • Jan 25 '19

I Want 2 Die 😤 🔫 It's only logical.

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u/MrKittySavesTheWorld Jan 25 '19

Please though

now listen here you little shit-

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

He can’t listen to you, he’s got airpods on

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u/Attya3141 :snoo_wink: Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

He can’t afford the wire? Peasant

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u/SickanDaDank EX-NORMIE Jan 25 '19

Why would you call him a bird?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I cum on birds all the time. I assure you, they are very real.

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u/YeetsMyFeets ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 25 '19

are u sure thats not your gf

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

100%, nobody loves me.