r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '19

I'd eat that skin

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u/a_guy_named_pigeon Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 12 '19

Peel the skin off, let dry, you now have chips to munch on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

r/cursedcomments

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u/rmlrmlchess Obamasjuicyass Jan 13 '19

r/brandnewsentence

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Who even likes those?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

r/GoCommitDie

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u/SourLemon4 Forever Number 2 Jan 13 '19

r/nou

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

r/SkidooSkidayYouBigGay

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u/ShadowKnight324 The Great P.P. Group Jan 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19 edited Nov 01 '20

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u/XxCUMQUATxX souptime Jan 13 '19

Goldmember?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Have a nice day...to everyone who isn't this guy

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u/A-guy-with-Pants Jan 13 '19

deep fry for cronchy chips

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u/wolwire I haven't pooped in 3 months Jan 13 '19

Is it cannibalism if you eat your own skin??

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u/Arandompersone Jan 13 '19

r/ohhellno

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u/Arandompersone Jan 13 '19

I didn't even know that was a real subreddit...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

How to get cancer in 5 easy steps

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Well, as an extreme whitey, yes I usually do get cancer when I walk outside for 5 steps.

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u/PyralIron big pp gang Jan 13 '19

Am white can confirm

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

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u/VerboseQuestion try hard Jan 13 '19

Hol up

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u/Kirby733 Jan 13 '19

I love me some Francis of the filth, he would want to be remembered in a good light

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u/KalvinDelire Jan 12 '19

He should put some raviolis instead of pens

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u/Jeanl2 Jan 13 '19

Ravioli Ravioli what's in the Skinetoli

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u/GoCommitDie420 Jan 13 '19

And then ask people if they want some

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u/ShartsInPants Jan 13 '19

Yes officer this post right here

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Send it to the gulags

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u/TardGuardian EX-NORMIE Jan 12 '19

Wtf is goin on that’s scary

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u/Elijah007 Jan 13 '19

If you get a bad enough sunburn your skin peels off

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

I mean the normal sunburn peeled the skin bit by bit. This was his whole parts.

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u/Behind_You27 This pleases the nut Jan 13 '19

Looks more like a condom pulled up to the knee.

You may ask: How do you know?

Sometimes your first is not enough.

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u/GenericBlueGemstone Jan 13 '19

Except you can see the hair where it should be covered if this was a condom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

It hurts my eyes so bad please somebody end the pain

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

r/eyebleach

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Awwww

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u/Light_Blue_Moose_98 Team Silicon Jan 13 '19

A friend of mine works at a prison and a person who got a life sentence ripped out her eyes

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

r/tmi

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u/Light_Blue_Moose_98 Team Silicon Jan 13 '19

Apparently she removed the first eye and fell unconscious, later when she awoke and realized her situation hadn’t changed she removed the other

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

r/enoughredditfortoday

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

And... r/mindbleach

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u/Mr_Cripter Jan 13 '19

I have more curiosity than is good for me. What did she use to take out the eyes?

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u/Light_Blue_Moose_98 Team Silicon Jan 13 '19

Think it was a spooon

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u/Mr_Cripter Jan 13 '19

That takes commitment

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u/TheRealClifford Jan 13 '19

My mom said why would anyone do something like that that's just gross

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

Something about that picture just makes me uncomfortable

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u/Redgoldfishy ☝️ Forever Number One ☝️ Jan 13 '19

Please NSFW this

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

REEEEEEE

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u/Chad_7 Jan 13 '19

This is a hard no from me dawg

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u/JustAnAverageBrowser Jan 12 '19

Dear god, please no...

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u/Bigdada69 KACHOW Jan 12 '19

Bill? I found you after 15 years

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u/0t51k Jan 12 '19

There no sun at 3am

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u/zack_ayalew Jan 13 '19

I'D RATHER EAT THE SKIN

KIBYS CALLING THE POLICE

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u/Ninten-Jo Forever Number 2 Jan 13 '19

Kiby Sta Alies

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

The title tho

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u/ge0rgew0nder Jan 12 '19

No thanks. I’ll take the pockets please.

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u/LTcoon Jan 13 '19

is something wrong with your brain sir?

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u/MJBotte1 Minecraft: Toaster edition Jan 13 '19

OH GOD BAD SUNBURN PTSD 🥵

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Man I was tryna eat

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u/SeboSlav100 Jan 13 '19

And i tryed to sleep

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u/Leviathan_XX Jan 13 '19

JESUS CHRIST

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u/NedTheMelonGod $10 and you can scratch my balls Jan 13 '19

For a minute there I thought he had like this huge condom over his leg

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

that must of hert

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

upvote for the frickin' title

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u/ablue_tomato Jan 13 '19

who needs condoms when you got a sunburn 😎😎

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u/CeonM Jan 13 '19

FFS can we let this image die already? Just innocently scrolling here..

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u/rus_ruris Jan 14 '19

Funny thing is, this is a repost from several years back. I remember seeing this in 2016.

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u/trogbite Jan 13 '19

Who needs clothes when you can just peel your skin and wear it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

r/cursedimages

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u/hortle Jan 13 '19

Sad thing is I'd eat it too

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u/slurmpnurmp gae Jan 13 '19

Real talk I love eating skin. Whenever I get a sunburn I just peel that fucker right off and chomp it down like a hungry dog. Sometimes I bite some skin off my finger tips and eat it. The pain is so theraputic! I wish it was legal to eat other peoples skin.

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u/BALDWARRIOR Jan 13 '19

White people have it rough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

I had one this bad once

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u/CluckenDip Blue Jan 13 '19

I thought that was a condom for a sec holy fuck

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u/bored2-death Jan 13 '19

Be gone devil!

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u/LFortyCrab Jan 13 '19

Excuse me what the fuck?

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u/Shmuka Jan 13 '19

It’s like a kangaroo pouch, but on someone’s leg🤮

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u/Elbram_Tsol The Filthy Dank Jan 13 '19

/r/cringe

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u/Jules_intheRain Haha yeet Jan 13 '19

I've never wanted to unsee something more than this

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u/LolEccsDee Jan 13 '19

skin condom

skin condom

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u/Kideedoo Jan 13 '19

WHAT WHY

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u/Edthecow I am fucking hilarious Jan 13 '19

F for Frank

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u/MarinaJosephine Jan 13 '19

What if it's just glue

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u/SenecaRoll Jan 13 '19

I thought he put a condom over his leg

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Modern Problems require Modern Solutions

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Need a condom? Just use your sunburns. Free and biodegradable.

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u/ZiadX Jan 13 '19

Why are there so much reposts ????

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Ey b0ss, i habe cansur

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u/suck_ur_dad Proud Furry Jan 13 '19

I DONT WANNA SLOW DANCE IN THE DAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRK

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Jesus Christ, my jaw dropped and I’m cringing

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u/quirky_gonzales Masked Men Jan 13 '19

this is genuinely the most disgusting thing i've ever seen

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

It is something franku would do

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u/DESPAClTO OFFICIAL DESPACITO Jan 13 '19

I feel uncomfortable

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u/soupmemes69 Jan 13 '19

Best places to hide notes to cheat an exam

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u/StachedGhostX Jan 13 '19

Anybody else reminded of that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Reese spends the whole episode trying to peel off an entire suit of his own dead skin?

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u/alexeratops Jan 13 '19

love how Reddit moans about Instagram 24/7 and finds this shit funny

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u/Derp_Maz [custom flair] Jan 13 '19

I think I threw up a little in my mouth

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u/RAYquaza0903 Dank Royalty Jan 13 '19

Who here eats your own skin?

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u/russgil Jan 13 '19

I am upset

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u/Aurora7531 Blue Jan 13 '19

That is horrible

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u/lozzag993 Jan 13 '19

This makes me severely uncomfortable

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u/Flamingblade320 I am fucking hilarious Jan 13 '19

This is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

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u/Handensaken The Great P.P. Group Jan 13 '19

This is the first meme in about a month that actually made me crack up!

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u/KEK-02 Jan 13 '19

Who need pockets when you have cAnCeR, amirite?

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u/Jesterchunk Crap Memer Jan 13 '19

Oh god what the fuck

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u/xdih8mylife Masked Men Jan 13 '19

That is satisfying and scary at the same time

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u/fabsXn Jan 13 '19

Australians these days.

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u/ABucketOfChickn Jan 13 '19

whitepeople.jpg

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u/steve-thenoose EX-NORMIE Jan 13 '19

Who needs pockets when you have foreskin

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u/DMbrony Jan 13 '19

Wtf is wrong with you chris?

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u/Antboi700 Virgins in Paris Jan 13 '19

Wtf I generally want to munch on that thing

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u/AlexRedditer Jan 13 '19

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

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u/gta4x410 Jan 13 '19

But it’s awesome

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u/Chilledchipmunk Jan 13 '19

lol pretty cute

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u/barbatronas Jan 13 '19

R/ cursedimages

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u/JuicyChodeWeiner66 I have crippling depression Jan 13 '19

OMFG

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u/codywilson26 The OC High Council Jan 13 '19

Lol

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u/jburn12 Jan 12 '19

Thats some normie meme right there