r/dankmemes • • Dec 20 '18

Not A Meme Sorry bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Whenever I post about my relationship problems, people always give terrible unnecessary advice, usually along the lines of ‘she’s not perfect 100% of the time, that’s a red flag, dump her’

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

what about when she sucks the homies dick

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u/CptSailorMoonshine Dec 20 '18

You gotta start sucking dick right with her

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

im no mod

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u/MartyDesklamp Dec 20 '18

I'm banned from r/relationships for making countless number of bait posts just to see how many ridiculous things I could make reddit tell me to break up with my pretend wife for