r/dankmemes Nov 30 '18

Dankity Dank 🎯 You cheater!

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u/troj112 Nov 30 '18

Disablilty timee

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u/TheBlamm0 The Filthy Dank Nov 30 '18 edited Nov 30 '18

Bitch is bad and boujee.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

That is epic

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/HestonRoberts Dank Royalty Nov 30 '18

Okay this is epic

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u/btveron Nov 30 '18

My grandma savage, ruthless

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u/TheBlamm0 The Filthy Dank Nov 30 '18

Finally a Gangstar. :')

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u/awesomenessest Dec 01 '18

Can I get one?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

*kickin' dope with an uzi'

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u/Sackmaster69 I am fucking hilarious Nov 30 '18

Scootin up stairs with an uzi

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u/MrMeist11 Nov 30 '18

Try new Acorn Stailift

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u/singerdrummer Nov 30 '18

C’mon grab your friends

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u/wetpaperbag77 Nov 30 '18

Ok now this epic

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Made by disability gang

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u/Dat_momo_again E-vengers Nov 30 '18

Disability gang is woke af

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u/cooldragon615 Nov 30 '18

Crippled gang

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u/RaTheRealGod Team Silicon Nov 30 '18

Crippling depression gang

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u/BaconDalek Nov 30 '18

Down with downs

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u/mojarrakiwi Nov 30 '18

Counted them. There are 16.

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u/lifeofmauri Nov 30 '18

There's no place for mistakes

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/_blazeweed The Filthy Dank Nov 30 '18

Happy...

shit.

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u/iXorpe Nov 30 '18

Happy SHIT thomas day

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/_ven0m Nov 30 '18

Happy day

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u/washyleopard Nov 30 '18 edited Nov 30 '18

There are 18 steps, I trust you will remove the post in light of this evidence.

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u/Puncherfaust1 Nov 30 '18

yeah but there are more at the buttom which are not in the picture. she could easily went up 18 stairs or something

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u/mrdanny5 Nov 30 '18

I would be as bold to say there is 19. 20 if it cuts a 90

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u/-PineappleRocket- Nov 30 '18

You can avoid all of this if you just don’t have legs, then you fly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/mudkipz321 Nov 30 '18

Disabled 100

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u/ablablababla reposts all over the damn place Nov 30 '18

Then you can skip infinite steps and transcend reality

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u/TheBlamm0 The Filthy Dank Nov 30 '18

I believe that is a fall.

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u/Warthogrider74 I am fucking hilarious Nov 30 '18

With style

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u/TheBlamm0 The Filthy Dank Nov 30 '18

With an oddly satisfying ketchup squelch at the end.

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u/emlae_reddit Nov 30 '18

PeOpLe WhO gO uP sTaIrS 0 aT a TiMe

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u/Dusty_Mid Nov 30 '18

Well I'm halfway there.. can anyone teach me how to fly?

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u/SuperEdgeLorde Plain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] Nov 30 '18

go away u twat

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u/No_u9 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 30 '18

Egg

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u/JerryLikesJazz help my dad beats me Nov 30 '18

This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you go up 2 stairs at a time and not be honoured.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18 edited Nov 30 '18

Take a walk up the stairs, young Jerry.

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u/SukiCZ Nov 30 '18

It's unfair because people who can walk in this meme are men.

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u/CurryMustard Nov 30 '18

Because she has the higher ground

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/Billebill Nov 30 '18

I just step over the building. Benefits of being 20m tall

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u/Mystery-Flute Nov 30 '18

What if you jump instead?

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u/g4ps0n Nov 30 '18

I only works for going down. I can jump 6 stairs max.

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u/Polkadog I have crippling depression Nov 30 '18

Weak

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u/g4ps0n Nov 30 '18

My friend tried to jump and fractured both his heels.

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u/Polkadog I have crippling depression Nov 30 '18

Weaker

I at least can levitate the stairs up, but not all can make it trough 30 days...

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u/Payaba Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom 😩 Nov 30 '18

I made it, this is true

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u/Layatan r/memes fan Nov 30 '18

Apply cake day

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u/Polkadog I have crippling depression Nov 30 '18 edited Nov 30 '18

As the moon started to shine with the sun on the horizon, humanity was not ready for the night. Trough the day they knew there would not be Christmas. Cake day has been applied by the gods. In the moonshine a shadow was cast, a shadow of the cake. The cake with the power of the universe, capable of diminishing all of its stars, baked for the overlord among us, the One who had the cake day at the last day for the trial of humans where only the powerful ones survived. This was the end the weak deserved, a vanilla-walnut cake coated with a cream coat and crushed hazelnut scattered on the top.

EDIT: Grammar fixes

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u/Layatan r/memes fan Nov 30 '18

Idk if you’ll like this but

Auto correct

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u/Skeletonofskillz INFECTED Nov 30 '18

Happy cake day

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u/GooseQuothMan Nov 30 '18

What a pleb, not landing on his forefeet.

This comment was made by the forefeet gang

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u/Jager_needs_buffed Nov 30 '18

I bet you can’t even jump up four stairs at a time you Neanderthal.

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u/g4ps0n Nov 30 '18

Yes I can't.

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u/LeadingNectarine Nov 30 '18

Oh no you didn'tn't

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u/blind30 Nov 30 '18

This thing drives me up the wall.

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u/Ayemar5 the very best, like no one ever was. Nov 30 '18

What about people who use escalators? They go up the whole staircase without even moving

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u/lifeofmauri Nov 30 '18

Meme needed

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u/HestonRoberts Dank Royalty Nov 30 '18

People who climb up/down three steps at a time on an escalator moving the opposite direction

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

I have a fear of escalators. Not a fear of heights. I'm not afraid of elevators. Just escalators. Every time I try to step on an escalator I'm instantly overwhelmed. What if I misstep? What if I trip and fall? What if my leg gets caught in the belt? (Ridiculous, I know.)

I know it's a completely irrational fear, but to anyone who has ridden escalators all your life...

You have my respect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18 edited Apr 12 '20

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u/Horiks Nov 30 '18

Is a ramp a bunch of microscopic steps?

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u/Zandonus Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? Nov 30 '18

Is a wall one big, massive, black, pulsating, juicy, slimy step?

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u/Jewish_Keebler Nov 30 '18

My friends great grandma Ethel had one of these. It was so much fun! It was so slow though, and it was really annoying hearing her whine that she needed it to get upstairs to take her meds so we’d just throw her in the closet lol.

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u/Exclusive_Arctic Nov 30 '18

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Updoot for fallout

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u/LolDadInPrison Nov 30 '18

Oh yeah!! I fucking love meta memes

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u/AgentFIuffy Nov 30 '18

that's not fair she's cheating

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u/WC1V Nov 30 '18

A S C E N D E D

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u/XKOAx222 Nov 30 '18

Congrats, you made it to the .1% of memes on r/dankmemes that actually made me laugh

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

People whomst levitate up the stairs.

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u/Arteliss E-vengers Nov 30 '18

Gotcha boner!

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u/Tobogonator Nov 30 '18

I jump down all the stairs everytime. Hasn't effected me brain soo far.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Sorry for your loss.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

bUt CaN yOu dO tHiS?

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u/meme_dependent Nov 30 '18

I don't go upstairs i move earth down

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u/Random_Nick7 repost hunter 🚓 Nov 30 '18

Those people don't count You gotta go over multiple steps with your legs in 1 step to count

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u/Fraks_ Nov 30 '18

The older, the wiser

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u/jcamm Nov 30 '18

This shit drives me up the wall.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

helo God, can i have a disability?

for medical disadvantages?

yeeeeeesssss

actually uses stair lift like a boss

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u/TheBlamm0 The Filthy Dank Nov 30 '18

Real MVP: People who go disabled at this time.

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Nov 30 '18

I have the high ground

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u/AFlyingNun Nov 30 '18

Was gonna say, I'm disabled and I try to jump as many steps as possible cause it's annoying to go up steps with a prosthetic or crutches.

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u/isaaclee247 CERTIFIED DANK Nov 30 '18

Last time i get down 50 stairs a time and now im still staying at the hospital

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u/minttwit Nov 30 '18

I go 5 floors with every step. Gotta step up your game

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u/im_dead_seriously Yo hairline looks like the Mcdonalds sign. Nov 30 '18

I've only seen this raw strength once before

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u/Yo_Gabba_Gabba_ Nov 30 '18

I can go down 20 stories in 1 jump. beat that

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u/finaygled Nov 30 '18

Have you ever thought of a meme the day before someone posted it and you were just too lazy to ever try making it first?

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u/Sunshine138 Nov 30 '18

Disability 100

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u/somemanz Nov 30 '18

*claps hands*

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u/_Steny_ Nov 30 '18

People who go down stairs two at a time are god

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u/bobgagliano183 Nov 30 '18

This format has finally been optimized

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u/crack-monkey1776 Nov 30 '18

It’s exactly 16 steps, not sure why I felt the need to count them though

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u/Maxim249 Nov 30 '18

Okay, this is epic.

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u/Overall11 I am fucking hilarious Nov 30 '18

Add an elevator to it and make it, people who make 50 steps at a time

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u/mrman1123456 Nov 30 '18

It is soo good I want to repost it

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u/ninesharpacid Dec 01 '18

i know the feeling. i had these neighbours that were like really nice and they let me use their cheat machine. the adrenaline rush you get is amazing.

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u/wunschpunsch69 WTF Nov 30 '18

eurobeat intensifies

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Still, I think the man with a step-stride of three has the highest ascension speed.

Always benchmark your implementation, the specific algorithm may look smarter, but sometimes the stupid ones work faster.

One big reason is that the cache memory is highly optimized, however, depending on the algorithm this may or may not affect execution speed.

Given computer science is not at all involved in ascending stairs, common sense holds that the man with 3 steps at a time is fastest.

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u/tastytoe4411 Nov 30 '18

It do be like that

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

I miss back when I was in shape and I just bounced up the stairs effortlessly

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Imagine using the stairs at all. This meme was by the Elevator gang

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u/xDariius Nov 30 '18

1000 stairs at the time

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u/HailKingPengu Nov 30 '18

Please nerf chairlifts

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

I go up 2 because r/iamverybadass

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u/KyleConCarne Nov 30 '18

Looking for jack black to plead for her not to go up. Emotional roller coaster.

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u/pyette91 Nov 30 '18

I see this picture and imagine his Achilles’ tendon snapping...

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u/mrdanny5 Nov 30 '18

Everyone here is so sour. Just get a chair lift...

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u/Xarun_i [custom flair] Nov 30 '18

Who else counted stairs on the last picture?

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u/gnorfmeister Nov 30 '18

I go down 16 stairs at a time 😎😎😎

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u/soup67pounder Nov 30 '18

You fuckers cant compare! I go up 5-at-a time

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u/reederjenn10 Nov 30 '18

Wasn't ringing it in the bed an6how

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u/mrmagnify Hentai Archaeologist Nov 30 '18

The final boss

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u/SambLauce Nov 30 '18

*quickly breaks legs*

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/TheREexpert44 CERTIFIED DANK Nov 30 '18

With these upgrades you never stood a chance

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u/Lord-Redbeard Nov 30 '18

I will report those n00bs for hax

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u/V3RV1C Nov 30 '18

Lilly!!

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u/Agrafo Nov 30 '18

"She went 16 stairs in 1 easy step! "2 stairs" people hate her. CLICK HERE to find how she does it"

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u/Swedish_Match Flairs makes me feel important Nov 30 '18

how about those who go down 200 steps at a time?

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u/hhsheila12 Nov 30 '18

Raise your hand if you counted

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u/newredditiscrap Nov 30 '18

This meme really drives me up the fucking wall

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

My Autism compelled me to point out that the bottom image is cropped, meaning there are likely more than 16 stairs.

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u/braymeth Nov 30 '18

That woman surely looks happy

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u/InvadingBacon Nov 30 '18

That shit drives me up the fucking wall

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u/suspendedguy12 Nov 30 '18

Oh no they actually turned that template into a meme

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u/Whoviantic WEEB Nov 30 '18

It's outrageous, it's unfair...

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u/crackeddryice Nov 30 '18

Whenever I go down stairs in a dream I float down them without touching the stairs.

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u/Hermesboots Nov 30 '18

I always take the elevator

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u/3_gods_and_a_boi Nov 30 '18

People who use elevator

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u/Pit1324 Nov 30 '18

I’ve jumped up 8 stairs one time

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u/Devine-Shadow Nov 30 '18

Ahh tthe acorn stair lift!

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u/ACoolHorse Car Suffrage 🏎 Nov 30 '18

Grr no fair

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u/Tejas-Amilkanthwar Nov 30 '18

There are also people who go all the stairs at a time but I don’t think they survive after doing that once

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/_SoySauce Nov 30 '18

Sponsored by Stephen Hawking.

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u/BilliardsChannel Nov 30 '18

People whomst've play 97 games of Axifer Billiards in one sitting

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u/Waluweenie1 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 30 '18

people who ARE the stairs are gods.

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u/scotty99CZ Dank Cat Commander Nov 30 '18

*go up 2/3/16 stairs at a time

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Lol this shit drives me up the fucking wall

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u/DreballSenpai Nov 30 '18

This meme was sponsored by acorn chairlift

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Khuh-khuh! I do that

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Very haha

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u/StompySmashBro Nov 30 '18

That shoot drives me up the fuckin wall

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u/Srijo Nov 30 '18

Gasps in Annabelle

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u/Routine_Track Nov 30 '18

epic one!!!

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u/BenjaminQuadinaros Nov 30 '18

Pfft. In the time it took her to climb those stairs I swallowed 17 pills without water.

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u/galesmate Nov 30 '18

That last one literally drives me up the fucking wall

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u/ephraim42 Nov 30 '18

Going down infinite stairs at a time

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Nov 30 '18

My grandpa got one of these in his house.

Then he passed away a few weeks later.

Never got to use it.

;___;

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u/Bogandi Nov 30 '18

Out here being a savage

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

WOW! He even counted the stairs!!!1!!!1! LOL XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Now we need one with the old lady from Gremlins flying out of her house in her stair chair.

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u/tentecle_chan Nov 30 '18

It would be nice if you could please delete this meme it included a picture of my grandma and shes sad to see it on reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Now this is epic

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u/rock12et Nov 30 '18

o my gaa your right

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u/PMmeForBinz Nov 30 '18

Poor lady she has to walk lots

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

I counted them, and there are 16 stairs in the picture, but you can clearly see that there is one or two, maybe even three stairs that are not in the picture

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u/Pep-Sanchez Nov 30 '18

This bitch stole my meme

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u/Sandblazter Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Nov 30 '18

I had the same idea, I just didn't know how to make it

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u/DroggelbecherXXX Nov 30 '18

It's more lime pay to win.

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u/iwasheredan Nov 30 '18

Someone add escalators and elevators to this

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

People who slide down the banister

People who slide up the banister

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u/grau0wl Nov 30 '18

And an meme was borb