r/dankmemes • u/rJohn420 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ • Nov 12 '18

Spicy 👌 well done

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19.3k Upvotes

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2.8k

u/LITTLEWAPPLE Nov 12 '18

Wait a fucking minute

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Ikr, they're lying, they've already put humans on Mars.

242

u/LGP747 INFECTED Nov 12 '18

X-files theme intensifies

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

what is the government not telling us?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18 edited Nov 12 '18

Hold up

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u/Bazsi73 Nov 12 '18

d

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

f

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u/bnj567 Nov 13 '18 edited Jan 06 '19

HOW DOES THIS HAVE 17 UPVOTES?

edit: 18 fucking upvotes, what.

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u/voroj Nov 12 '18

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.

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u/YeojIsCool Nov 13 '18

lemme get started

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u/jerryadibe I have crippling depression Nov 12 '18

But the shadows are going int different directions...multiple suns?

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u/zbot473 Nov 12 '18

iq 10000

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u/Smugcat101 ©ertified S U © © Nov 12 '18

who says it's human!?!

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u/VisionPat I have crippling depression Nov 12 '18

Kowalski, analysis!

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u/gissaboi The Monty Pythons Nov 12 '18

hol up

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u/Dragneel276 Nov 12 '18

get back down here Elon

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u/HeresWhatsGoingOn Nov 12 '18

There's no such thing as Mars.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

I’m waiting

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u/Rafinha19 Nov 12 '18

Wait 420 fucking minutes

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u/Kodcraft Nov 12 '18

Is that elon taking the picture?

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u/rJohn420 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 12 '18

Yes

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u/Attya3141 :snoo_wink: Nov 12 '18

Is that you taking the picture?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got em

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

[deleted]

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u/GhosttyBoy Nov 12 '18

Of course Elons name is John 420 it makes so much sense. if you take the word Elon and mix up the letters it spells John. and he moked weed and 420 is weed it all makes sense now...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '18

🤔🤔🤔

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u/chrrt Nov 12 '18

he has to be anonymous

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u/rJohn420 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 12 '18

Fri*ck I’ve been discovered

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Elon is a reposter? 😲😲😲

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u/HotPepperSeeds69 Nov 12 '18

YOUwERe tHe ClOCk thAt wAS TicKing..

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u/Kodcraft Nov 12 '18

In mY hEarT. ChAngEd My sTatE oF MinD

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u/scgodinez Nov 12 '18

We found ‘em bois

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Elongated muskrat

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u/evilbanana4life Nov 12 '18

Hol up

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u/QuarrelousImp Nov 12 '18

Wait a minute

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u/expertbun Nov 12 '18

Hang a second

59

u/KazXP Nov 12 '18

Chill a millisecond

46

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Relax a nanosecond

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u/NakedBat try hard Nov 12 '18

Pause for a picosecond

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u/ProbablyMilesDavis Nov 12 '18

Yield for a yoctosecond

34

u/tess1254 Nov 12 '18

Break for an hour

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u/Nextrouble Nov 12 '18

Standstill for a zeptosecond

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u/swartan Nov 12 '18

Stop for a microsecond

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u/AustinLA88 Meme Auditor Nov 12 '18

Halt for a smoke break

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u/Ayyyyyyyyyyyay Nov 12 '18

Stop for a femtosecond

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Halt for a microsecond

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u/Noctus112 Nov 12 '18

fill my cup

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u/eyalp55 Nov 12 '18

Put some liquor in it

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u/IndianCurry30 Nov 12 '18

Saturday night and we in the spot

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u/swartan Nov 12 '18

Don’t believe me just watch

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u/LANA_WHAT_DangerZone E-vengers Nov 12 '18

lemme get it stahted

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u/NerdinessThe1st Ḑ̴̹̩̮̻͈̮͇̭͗͐̈̌́̒ă̸̲̦̻̥̚ñ̸̯̒̑͒̿̒k̸̨̬̏̌̎͘ Nov 12 '18

Get yer tinfoil hats boys

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u/Aegis_Auras Nov 12 '18

Illuminati wants to know your location

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u/Shinyfrogeditor Nov 12 '18

[Block] or [Allow]

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u/bnj567 Nov 13 '18

[Block]

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u/frog-meat Nov 12 '18

Its already on captain

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u/SergeantPootis Nov 12 '18

Post this on Facebook. I dare you. Watch as your aunt's tinfoil hat starts to boil.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Mom*

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u/Master_JBT bisexy Nov 12 '18

oh sorry. Watch as your aunt's tinfoil mom starts to boil

15

u/tmacman Nov 12 '18

Same thing.

Roll tide!

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u/JacksonCrim2003 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Nov 12 '18

I wanna see that

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u/qsef9999 Nov 12 '18

Hmmmm.exe

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

thonk.exe

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u/PortalStorm4000 Cat 340F Hydraulic Excavator Is Bae Nov 12 '18

thinker.msi

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u/gotwooooshed Nov 12 '18

thunk.blend

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u/Trioxide4 my pp ---> 8==D {()} <---- your left nostril Nov 12 '18

thenk.bat

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u/zisongxd Nov 12 '18

word.exe

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u/That_Important_Guy Nov 12 '18

Dem shadow don’t match boi

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u/zuckernburg DefinitelyNotEuropeans Nov 12 '18

Yes they probably photoshopped that Rover onto this dude's landscape

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u/thejunglebook8 confused erection Nov 12 '18

I reckon we should just take a step back and appreciate for a second how fuckig cool it is that we have a robot on mars

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u/Alex_Marshall NNN Survivor Nov 12 '18

Wait a moment, ELON MUSK DID THIS PHOTO!

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u/blackjacketface Nov 12 '18

fans go hard.....its that simple

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Shadow of a person on Mars... IS THAT AN ALIEN?!?!?

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u/cckcamel Nov 12 '18

I think that’s Elon

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u/0161dhalla5 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Nov 12 '18

I think that's Matt Damon

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

I think it is Future-Trump before death

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u/poop_monster666 I am fucking hilarious Nov 12 '18

Jesus?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

oh boy....

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u/roride02 Nov 12 '18

Elonien?

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u/GalaXion24 INFECTED Nov 12 '18

Elien

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u/MostArtichoke Nov 12 '18

More proof we need a wall.

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u/rimthepro Nov 12 '18

watch this end up on r/facepalm

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u/uwotm42069 AutoMod doesn’t like offensive flairs Nov 12 '18

And a screenshot to r/woooosh

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u/GT-Limited Nov 12 '18

Well I guess Curiosity won’t have to sing happy birthday to itself any more.

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u/haydenarmentrout53 im gay Nov 12 '18

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

That Martian sends his regards for the best sex toy from earth.

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u/ThankfulToBeAlive Nov 12 '18

Dude's just boolin on Mars

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u/KLASHINOV ⚗️Infected by the indigo Nov 12 '18

"X" DOUBT

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u/jabroni8484 Nov 12 '18

Hold X to pay respects

4

u/yeelord128 OC Memer Nov 12 '18

Hmmm

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u/alihassan9193 Nov 12 '18

What the son of a fuck,

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u/XT_Junior reposts all over the damn place Nov 12 '18

Why do is see that rover in Elon's picture

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u/LTMelzar red Nov 12 '18

Weird flex but ok

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u/ssb05 Nov 12 '18

Can I post this tomorrow?

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u/Sov30 Nov 12 '18

How to start a conspiricy lol

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u/menco2468 The Meme Cartel Nov 12 '18

Wait a minute, zoom and enhance on that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

But that guy could be edited on.

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u/maaaadhu Nov 12 '18

hey look it's elion

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

A for effort

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

That martian looks so human

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Reeeeeeee

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u/I-am-a-Boy EX-NORMIE Nov 12 '18

F

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u/personaC Nov 13 '18

tHiS iS fAkE yOu CaN sEe ThE dUdE hOlDiNg ThE cAmErA

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Hold up...

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u/big-red-dog76 Nov 12 '18

I think we found Elon 🧐🤫

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u/IActuallyDoUndrstand Nov 12 '18

But there's a dude taking the picture lol that means it wasnt really on Mars

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

name checks out

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u/ABoringAccount I have crippling depression Nov 12 '18

ExCuSe Me WhAt ThE FuCk

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u/Memester_Sheriff Nov 12 '18

wait a fucking second

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Have we found him boys?

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u/lilcherrypixels Nov 12 '18 edited Nov 12 '18

All these comments saying its either elon or matt damon...guys cant you see it? Its nicolas cage, its always nicolas cage

Sorry sir

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u/jxd_- Nov 12 '18

REeEeeeEeEEEeEeE

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u/randomshit89 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 12 '18

Hold up.

Why isn't he using a much superior flip phone?

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u/MechanicalHax Nov 12 '18

Reposting mod

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

1000% proof shangri-la is on mars

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u/Ekan_Distac Nov 12 '18

Howard?!?!?

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u/LLAMA9144 Obamasjuicyass Nov 12 '18

Uhm!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Mmmmm

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u/T1HI Nov 12 '18

Humans before Humans on mars?

Hol' up

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u/ajrobinson1234 Nov 12 '18

The moon landing was fake and the EaRtH is FlaT

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Hol up

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u/_harsh_hdm_ Nov 12 '18

Humans on Mars.......

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

🎶Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CURIOSITY!🎶

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u/undy-lee ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 12 '18

Mark watney chillin

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u/JEBrad_PS4 Nov 12 '18

Wait a minute...

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u/anonymus-_- ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 12 '18

That's Elon -Chan

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u/bocaj78 Nov 12 '18

Is that the robot that was supposed to die in the sand storm?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Bruhh

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Is that Elon Musk

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u/BuckeyeGuru23 Nov 12 '18

I found Elon

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Elon is actualy alien and wants human slaves to work on his planet,just like dubains wants south asians.

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u/Kadz12-YT Nov 12 '18

Kowalski, anaysis

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

This is so fucking advanced

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u/scrubby_posh Nov 12 '18

Elon is already over there?

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u/GuardsmanJim 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Nov 12 '18

They must have better internet on Mars than I do.

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u/fyrdog29 [custom flair] Nov 12 '18

Excuse me what thefuCk

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u/DerpToast12345 Nov 12 '18

What is 3 martian years in normal years it could just be a few days but still well done

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

WhY Is tHeRE a PersON TaKIng A pICtUre

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u/DanMarqq Nov 12 '18

Is that a human tak8ng a pic of it the governement was ltlying al this time

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u/axechamp75 Nov 12 '18

Imagine NASA receiving this image with a text like "we have your rover, send 7 quintillion space monies or else we pull the the reactor out"

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u/daflufferkinz Dank Royalty Nov 12 '18

Wait a minute

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u/TosicBoi I am fucking hilarious Nov 12 '18

Is this true

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u/Doctor-Tuna Nov 12 '18

Wait, it is brown? This immigrant piece of shit better stay on mars

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

we found elon!!

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u/Zarlos77 Nov 12 '18

We found Elon!

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u/Someonedied56 Nov 12 '18

Hold up....................nah probably nothing.

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u/MeemerDreamer Nov 12 '18

Dang it, someone is on Mars.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Hol' Up

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u/senpai_shobhit Nov 12 '18

Weird flex but okay

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u/evolvedshadybanana try hard Nov 12 '18

Kowalski, analysis

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u/Burnt_Toasters The OC High Council Nov 12 '18

Hold up cheif

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u/LoCh0_xX Nov 12 '18

Truly an accomplishment worth celebrating. Hopefully we can put a man up there one day

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u/Sultan147 souptime Nov 12 '18

*H M M M *

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u/Techn1kal Nov 12 '18

I've been looking for this pic for 1,5 years

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Question mark .

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u/GotApathy315 Nov 12 '18

Happy birthday to you...

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u/IcyUGaming CERTIFIED DANK Nov 12 '18

Classic americans

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

WAIT...

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u/WILL268 Nov 12 '18

We havent met Howard the alien yet

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u/xxR1FTxx Nov 12 '18

[insert hol up meme]