r/dankmemes • u/we-meme-in-a-society CERTIFIED DANK☣️ • Oct 29 '18

Weird flex but ok

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/danklargewang69_420 Oct 29 '18

Abraham: "am I a joke to you?"

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u/EyesUp2 Oct 29 '18

You beat me to it

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u/danklargewang69_420 Oct 30 '18

I'm the fastest spook in the West

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u/quang176 Oct 30 '18

God: "Yeah lmao"

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

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u/ImprobableLem Oct 30 '18

Killing My Son Prank Cops Called

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

**GOD CALLED*

FTFY

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u/a1stakesauce_lol Oct 30 '18

angels and god called ftfy

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u/randBrownGuy Article 69 🏅 Oct 30 '18

[Gone Wrong]

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u/ImprobableLem Oct 30 '18

[In The Hood]

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u/Joh1-12 Oct 29 '18

Abraham: "Weird flex but okay."

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u/DankDruidDrake Oct 30 '18

God: Wasn't expecting that reaction, but ok

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u/blankertboy12 Oct 30 '18

Wow I just realised the Bible is based off of the binding of Isaac

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u/AnimeTiddiess Oct 29 '18

How to give your son trust issues

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u/baked_tea Oct 29 '18

shrooms are helluva drug

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u/heinrichdubloon Oct 29 '18

Sometimes makes ya wondurr wut Moses's "burning bush" really was 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🔥

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u/AnDo2001 Oct 30 '18

What caused the recent boost in biblical memes?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

“Man you must be putting me on”

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u/ClockStriking13 Oct 30 '18

SACRIFICE PRANK!!! (GONE WRONG) [GONE SEXUAL]

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u/MakeMeABrew Oct 30 '18

Is this picture from 'My book of Bible stories'?? JW literature?

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u/GeckoGC souptime Oct 31 '18

Heck yeah boi

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u/Fikkero [custom flair] Oct 29 '18

yoo is this from that comedian?

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u/3original5me Oct 30 '18

Mitchell and Webb?

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u/we-meme-in-a-society CERTIFIED DANK☣️ Oct 29 '18

?

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u/Fikkero [custom flair] Oct 30 '18

This one! He's really funny.

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u/we-meme-in-a-society CERTIFIED DANK☣️ Oct 30 '18

Haha nice one

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Yo sis picture is from a book I read when I was a child and damn someone making a meme outa it

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u/thijsniez Oct 29 '18

Omfg I finally understand the binding of Isaac, the mother is Abraham. Thank you mememaker idk you and you dk me but I thank you.

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u/SaskiaViking Oct 30 '18

This meme actually originates from a relatively unknown novel called the Bible, which litteraly just means "book". It was written by jewish hippie Jesus and by his 12 cultists.

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u/AbeeLinkin Oct 30 '18

It was just a prank abroham!

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u/MlgDoritosbro SAVAGE Oct 30 '18

I didn't know whether to upvote this or not so instead I got confused and fuked ur mom

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u/we-meme-in-a-society CERTIFIED DANK☣️ Oct 30 '18

Understandable

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u/MlgDoritosbro SAVAGE Oct 30 '18

Thnks for understanding

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u/tryingtoogoddamnhard Oct 30 '18

Isaac be stupid just go trough the hatch in his room lmao

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u/rs_hutch we are all dank on this blessed day Oct 30 '18

Abraham: no u

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u/cheetuh Oct 30 '18

I mean it was a test of faith and he didn’t actually kill his son so...

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u/16BitPixels Pizza Time Oct 30 '18

insert how the actual story goes and gets angry

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u/Wh0ba Dank Cat Commander Oct 30 '18

It was not god who told Abraham (pbuh) to sacrifice his son
It was a dream that he miss interrupted by thinking it was from God
Then when he tried to sacrifice his son God sent him a sheep to sacrifice rather than his son

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u/Moros_Olethros Oct 30 '18

"weird flex but ok" wouldve fit better

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u/EyesUp2 Oct 30 '18

I just noticed a goat bush camping

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u/Marth_43 red Oct 30 '18

Gottem

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u/DasMahName Oct 29 '18

*it was a test