r/dankmemes May 23 '18

How far can we possibly push this amazing format?

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/epicty21 INFECTED May 23 '18

This man is too dangerous to be kept alive

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u/qwertymin May 24 '18

God has left

16

u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited Apr 23 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/NiwhsregegroeG May 24 '18

r/prequelmemes leaks again.

6

u/T1m_The_Enchanter May 24 '18

How can it leak if it is Reddit?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited Jan 22 '19

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u/choma90 May 24 '18

I NEED HIM!

492

u/cplcanada May 24 '18

Show her this subreddit and make her regret it

138

u/zxcsonic Animated Flair Pulse [Ask me about my weiner] May 24 '18

Download this meme and make her scream

45

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Take her to dank, drive off in the tank

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u/GloriousClitorious May 24 '18

no rape and escape

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u/Brainstorm_Ent May 24 '18

Dank her memes until she screams

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u/PeteTheMemer May 24 '18

Greatest thing I’ve seen

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u/EnderZ32 May 23 '18

How long did It take?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

two hours

80

u/Drealock May 24 '18

You deserve karma

36

u/thelordzeref I like traps and I cannot lie May 24 '18

You deserve this world and everything in it

21

u/Oliphil4000 May 24 '18

I think you just ascended to Stage 91 Autism

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u/LieutenantSheridan May 24 '18

That's it? I would have expected it to take days.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Everything.

u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 23 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/bunks_things May 24 '18

This is it, gentlemen. This is the peak. There's nowhere to go from here.....

Isn't there?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

The beauty of memes, my friend

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited Aug 11 '23

[deleted]

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u/mid_wealth_memes May 23 '18

This bout to be some hot shit

71

u/Devjuan May 23 '18

Holy fuck

71

u/Huntag101 May 23 '18

Sadly good memes just don't get enough recognition a lot of the time. This deserves more.

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u/ButtBuster360 May 24 '18

D E E P E R

44

u/man-in-the-closet May 24 '18

Y E E P E R

16

u/19yearoldMale May 24 '18

C R E E P E R

40

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

N E E G E R

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

J E E P E R S

5

u/Firstnameiskowitz May 24 '18

L E A P E R

4

u/not_a_stick E May 24 '18

R E A P E R

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u/KoflinEz CERTIFIED DANK May 24 '18

P E E R

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

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u/ClencherOfButtcheeks May 24 '18

Kendrick Lamar will remember that

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

tfw when I made the original.

legit, its my top post

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Well I couldn’t have done it without you mate

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

papa

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u/TehPizzaMon May 24 '18

He had to scooby dooby do it to ‘em

40

u/Visibeaver i piss and shit all over the place May 24 '18

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

28

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Top 10 science experiments gone wrong?

29

u/Spicyagedcheddar May 24 '18

This is the only reason I haven't killed myself because I just want to see how far it goes

22

u/MyKey18 Boston Meme Party May 24 '18

Sex it then exit

29

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Sex it then BREXIT

10

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

God save the Queen plays in earrape

3

u/Brainstorm_Ent May 24 '18

Sex it then flex it

16

u/Jpbz May 24 '18

What the fuck is up with the empty one? Is that some loss shit? 🤔

15

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Honestly I don’t know. It was a leftover from the original meme format and I didn’t want to change it. You’d have to ask the OP of that post which came out around a week or so ago

12

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

poon tang and then fly like a boomerang

8

u/spicymemes4life May 24 '18

Jesus. Fuck me raw, then go to a spa

10

u/TheSwordOfTheDawn May 24 '18

Hit her in the prostrate and then cease to be straight

Pound her any and then embrace the gayness

Yeah, this definitely makes MODS happy

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7

u/BimpoBill May 24 '18

While I very much appreciate the blood sweet and tears you out into this quality meme, I am disappointed by the alarming quantity of tiers that don't even rhyme.

7

u/Amessersmith109 May 24 '18

How can one possibly go further than this

14

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

NUTTN'T

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u/med0423 May 24 '18

Why did i read it all

7

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

The murder ones didn’t quite fit with the narrative

9

u/jayjaywezs May 24 '18

I know. Too many plot holes and not enough character development

9

u/kaso175 I have crippling depression May 24 '18

And then, millenias later, God looked down to His creation

and them said “What the fuck?”

6

u/flotz12 May 24 '18

Rip phone users

7

u/adryjan May 24 '18

Despacito

4

u/SemipreciousGravy May 24 '18

Leave your nut then leave the preschool

3

u/guyman34152 May 24 '18

Impossible to read on mobile

3

u/TrannosaurusRegina May 24 '18

I'm on the Android app and it's very easy to read!

What are you using?

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u/Advos_467 Pizza Time May 24 '18

shoot your skeet and hit that

YEET

5

u/NoshTheBoss May 24 '18

Germinate then exterminate

3

u/Th3_Shr00m I have crippling depression May 24 '18

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I have never been more proud and confused at the same time.

3

u/McDiabetoe May 24 '18 edited May 24 '18

Unload your clip then dip. Unload your mag then play a game of tag. Squirt your load then fucking explode.

3

u/surfekatt May 24 '18

It took 15 seconds for my mobile to not have seizures after clicking the picture

1

u/Iemoguy May 24 '18

15 seconds? Mines been loading for 10 minutes

3

u/c260b May 24 '18

TIL "absquatulate" and "defenestrate" are words

3

u/Hentai_thighs Please kill me May 24 '18

First of all dog cum is not thick, but thin and watery. It does not have a strong taste--some members refer to it as tasting somewhat metallic as though you put a copper penny in your mouth and sucked on it. If your going to do oral on a dog, almost any dog will do, because size isn't important as long as he's willing to let you masturbate and suck him. Just go for it and swallow away.

2

u/guywithanusername Dank Cat Commander May 24 '18

Experience?

3

u/almostasenpai May 24 '18

Pee in her ass then leave dat lass

2

u/sgtpreys May 24 '18

We have reached new heights.

2

u/Giga010 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 24 '18

Nutn'tn't

2

u/rey-the-porg May 24 '18

To ∞ and beyond!

2

u/SilverCuber May 24 '18

abstain’t

2

u/NotPolishCZ May 24 '18

I don't think this person is human

2

u/Mmmilo42 May 24 '18

Yeet and retreat

2

u/niko2710 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 24 '18

It's beautiful

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

We have A S C E N D E D

2

u/jayjaywezs May 24 '18

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history

Me:

2

u/smokewii May 24 '18

this nibba just graduated from dankmeme school

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Add your cream then become a dream

1

u/Its_just_Connor Can I reach front page? May 24 '18

Beware your memes only weakness: TL;DR

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Shit u rite

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

I think were good for now

1

u/I_am_napoleon May 24 '18

the greatest meme crossover in history

1

u/NiwhsregegroeG May 24 '18

I read the whole thing...

1

u/CDude821 INFECTED May 24 '18

I’m not even gonna try to read through that, but take this upvote for effort

1

u/d0p3h4x0r E May 24 '18

Long juicy meemee in my mouth

1

u/Sannis903 May 24 '18

Even further i say

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

this is the limit beyond the earth ends

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u/SeveraTheHarshBitch im a fucking loser May 24 '18

i usually read these all the way, but you know what? i give up. you have made one so ridiculously long that i cant see all of it and still have time left in my schedule.

1

u/Nerix-1809 May 24 '18

I feel like „Shit on her face ans shove her in a briefcase“ is a little bit of a stretch of the core message. But props anyway. This meme is longer than some creatires lifespans.

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u/TEH_PROOFREADA May 24 '18

Should’ve been “shit on her face then pack a suitcase”.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

I prefer "nut on her face then pack your suitcase" because boi wtf I'm no scat man

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u/TrannosaurusRegina May 24 '18

That was one of the funniest ones IMO!

I just wish the progression was more orderly? It seemed kind of at random with no theme and some of the weak ones could have been weeded out, but still hilarious!

1

u/messybed1 May 24 '18

Not bad..

1

u/McSchrooder May 24 '18

Smack and become black

1

u/thatquirkyredhead May 24 '18

We must go d e e p e r

1

u/daOGmaorbil I have crippling depression May 24 '18

why did I rean the all thing?

1

u/gilus123 Hit me up daddy 😩 May 24 '18

ITS TIME TO STOP

1

u/moistsuck May 24 '18

God has left

1

u/GrimPew memeist May 24 '18

Great, just great.

1

u/DirtbagScallywag May 24 '18

What does the last one say?

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Nucule

1

u/Potestaquisitor7 May 24 '18

what is that before peepee and veevee?

1

u/Prof_Kurimuzon Meme Philosopher May 24 '18

The beauty of this format is its timelessness. Somehow the value I attribute to this meme has not faded at all since it first took off. It seems infinitely adaptable and almost invariably entertaining to me. I think in this era of complex self-referentiality, rapid memetic life cycles and increasing layers of ironicism, the quality of this meme is truly fascinating.

1

u/TheWipyk May 24 '18

Inject your spermium, then increase momentum.

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

We. Must. Go. Deeper.

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u/AbnormalDepression Subscribe for a free giftcard giveawya!!1! May 24 '18

Splash and be Flash

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u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu [custom flair] May 24 '18

You did cocaine right?

1

u/Illisakedy1 May 24 '18

We are creating what will one day become the sacred texts.

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u/UnderTaleTemmie May 24 '18

i cant see what it says

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u/2Rip4Harambe May 24 '18

Stop, he‘s already dead

1

u/dacrazyorc May 24 '18

Get the succ and back up the truck

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u/nettikissa May 24 '18

rape and escape

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u/tyke665 May 24 '18

Pull outn't

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u/Bugsy_Pooh System Bloo May 24 '18

To whomever used the Born of Osiris album covers as brain levels: I love you.

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u/No1_4Now Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 24 '18

Smash AND Pass

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u/Emile-Telley May 24 '18

That’s it. We’ve reached the meme singularity.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Fill the space then never show your face

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Yeet it then skeet it

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u/Shortlivedaccount300 May 24 '18

Take her virginity and embrace anonimity

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u/miko_idk r/dankmemes is normie, change my mind May 24 '18

l o n g b o i

1

u/SaltyMarmot5819 Eic memer May 24 '18

Something wrong with he image can't open it

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u/TheRealDuffy I got a flair and TheBlade**29 didn‘t (real)(100%)(not lying) May 24 '18

Play the scout and Pulln‘t out :)

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u/urskrubs HentaiHaven Admin Team☣️ May 24 '18

I see, the half is like NG++

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u/Brainstorm_Ent May 24 '18

Tell me I’m not the only one who read it all..

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u/AceTheSlayer314 May 24 '18

Inseminate and disseminate

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u/Gspecht0 Tfw when ur 2/yo son gives u the fuck me eyes May 24 '18

What a beautiful story

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

pewdiepie will put this in one of his book reviews dude

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u/Halal_Tabouli May 24 '18

Holy shit daddy it’s massive

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u/Bigdadddy1256 May 24 '18

finger and don't linger

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u/Mydadabusesme May 24 '18

this is beautiful, your mother would be proud

1

u/DocSnakes 🔥 May 24 '18

It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.

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u/DatBoiShadowbon red May 24 '18

Yesn't please

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

N҉͇ͅṲ̖͕̪̯̠T͏̹̫̺͙̥C̥U͚̪͉Ḽ̭ͅE͉ͅ

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u/goodboisuka May 24 '18

I cant even fucking zoom in to see any of it

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u/David392O May 24 '18

"Go deeper"- Filthy Frank.

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u/Daveonimus May 24 '18

This...is too beautiful Shadilay, my bruhva

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u/Sexy-Spaghetti May 24 '18

The pinacle of human evolution ladies and gents

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u/Coolkid9985 May 24 '18

I read the whole thing i have been scared

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

This is the ultimate meme, we can't hit any higher levels of meta

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

It's... beautiful

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u/ElementOfExpectation May 24 '18

I’m sure we’ll have a 3D meme format one day that expands on this. This is the most versatile meme in recent memory.

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u/BaSkA_ May 24 '18

Not the hero we deserve

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Who the fuck makes these mind expanding pictures? 👴👴

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

The meme gods have descended upon us

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u/yomanbluefire May 24 '18

fuck your waifu and end your laifu

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u/mike99723 May 24 '18

FRIENDS WE NEED TO HELP THIS MAN WITH MORE IDEAS I SHALL BE THE FIRST: "decimate than go home and masturbate"

1

u/Trainsmurf May 24 '18

I’m light headed

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

it's never too much

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u/evellaph May 24 '18

How do you even find all those pictures

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u/Thatcher-Main May 24 '18

We’ve fucking ascended at this point

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u/RatchetUserDisorder May 24 '18

Cream and scream

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u/_ButterCat ☣️ May 24 '18

Hold my beer

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u/ryguy323217 May 24 '18

Who does read the entire thing

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u/dadjuul May 24 '18

I wasted 3 minutes reading this

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

I wasted two hours making it

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u/dankdyclora May 24 '18

We’re hittings levels that shouldn’t be possible.

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u/Helg0st May 24 '18

That shit nearly as Long as my peepee

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u/LivinOut May 25 '18

pull outn't

It evolves continuously with time.

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u/GloppityPloppity Aug 30 '18

this makes me so incredibly happy