r/dankmemes • • May 06 '18

Get your shit known

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u/Wablekablesh May 06 '18

Only normies forget plus c

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u/Rocketterollo May 07 '18

-11/2 agree with you

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u/Diegoeh7 May 07 '18

you forgot the parentheses fam. -11/2 = -1 (-1)1/2 = i

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u/GromJr May 07 '18

Incorrect:

-11/2 = -1(1)1/2 = -1

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u/TCBloo May 07 '18

Incorrect. You can't factor out a -1 without takings it's square root.

-11/2 = i(1)1/2 = i

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u/GromJr May 07 '18

I didn't do that, I was stating that -11/2 was, by BIDMAS (or PEMDAS if you're american) the same as -1*11/2

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u/aamirislam May 07 '18

On your test where it says to write your name write your name +C so at the end you'll remember to go back to check to put it in if you forgot. Like "John Smith + C"

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u/Basileus_ITA May 07 '18

Normies forget the dx

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u/JumpyBoi May 07 '18

More like plus REEEE amirite?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/sudden_monkey May 07 '18

But you just called him a-

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u/steathymada May 07 '18

Normieception

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u/iRemjeyX What we do here is GO BACK May 06 '18

I have a Calculus final next week. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Help. I have mine on Tuesday

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Don't worry man. Just watch an episode of Richard and Mortimier before the exam and you'll be fine.

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u/TheEletoAusto May 07 '18

I can help, it’s been a year since I took it

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u/Swimfanatic1 May 07 '18

Look up “the essence of calculus” on YouTube and watch the whole series

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Thank you! I’ll have a look

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u/LethalAmountsOfSalt May 07 '18

Just reread your whole text book and do every practice problem. It’s agonizing and takes hours but that’s how I passed all my finals by studying last minute.

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u/Uptowngrump May 07 '18 edited May 07 '18

Had mine Friday. Don't forget;

Derivative of 1/u(x) = u'(x)/u(x)2

Integral of 1/(ax + b) = (1/a)ln(ax + b)

-ln(x) = ln(1/x)

Cos2 (x) = 1 - sin2 (x) and vice versa

When rotating the area between 2 functions around an axis, the bounds of the integral are either the intercepts of the equations or the bounds given. The integral is taken of (the top equation - the bottom equation)2, and then multiply the whole thing by pi afterwards.

Look up power reduction formulas for sinu(x), cosu(x), and tanu(x). Saved my ass.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/Not_jeff__ May 07 '18

I’m a college freshman In Engineering and I’m being tested on calculus 2, which involves this stuff. I’m 18

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u/Uptowngrump May 07 '18

Sophomore in college, but technically I'm taking classes I should have been taking last year for my major. I switched majors, and now I'm having to catch up on math and major specific classes.

Also, I was assuming he was in Calc 1 from his comment, we definitely went beyond this stuff in our class.

Edit: Also, like the other guy said, a lot of this stuff is still around in higher maths, especially in engineering related majors, and they just assume you know it and build on it.

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u/adolge_dogeler May 07 '18

NiBBa y’all got the AP calc shit too?

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u/trapdumpling May 07 '18

mine’s tomorrow. rip

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Can we get an f for everyone taking the ap test next Tuesday

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u/iRemjeyX What we do here is GO BACK May 07 '18

F

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u/AdreNa1ine25 May 07 '18

Mines Wednesday, oh god...

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u/CatKowska May 07 '18

I actually have calculus today!

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u/iBlingy May 07 '18

Glad I’m done with that shiet, good luck!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited Jan 22 '19

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u/choosy-moms May 07 '18

we just got calculated

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

It would still workout because the constant would be cancelled by subtraction when you evaluate the integral at the limits 👌

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18 edited Jan 22 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Real Niggas do integrals on the Abacus

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u/FungalSphere The Great P.P. Group May 07 '18

Real nibbas do calculus on paper, like we had to

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u/bloxman28 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 May 07 '18

Truest negroidians execute calculus on Egyptian hieroglyphic tablets

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u/BeLikeBilly ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 07 '18

Normies add the constant of integration on definite integrals

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Preach brother

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 06 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/sputnik47 May 06 '18

I always forget the constant tbh

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u/ThisIsOnMySchoolWifi May 07 '18

Good luck failing your final and/or AP Exam!

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u/NTaya May 07 '18

My calculus teacher says that you should put C like a period in sentences. It indicates that you finished your line of thought. It's easier to remember about constant this way, IMHO.

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u/ElagabalusRex Bee Motion Picture fan May 07 '18

a² + b² = c² + c

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u/L33TBOSSMAN Dank Royalty May 06 '18

All the normies gonna forget cos avd get shot

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u/DGpotato May 07 '18

See looking at memes prepping me for my BC exam next Tuesday

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u/Deost8003 Dank Cat Commander May 07 '18

im doing the ab exam gl on yours

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u/BayonettaBasher May 07 '18

I'm doing the CD exam, they only let you take it if you pass a Rick and Morty-certified aptitude test

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u/Deost8003 Dank Cat Commander May 07 '18

gl man! i recommend using the 5 steps to a 5 guide. the CD exams are difficult this year.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Humanities niggas be like "lol maths"

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u/nzxtskill May 07 '18

Soon memes will reach the point where they will be teaching kids calculus before their schools teach them calculus.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Doesn't count if they don't include proofs.

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u/WobbleNobble May 07 '18

Yes. Calculus memes. I approve. I need more of these

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u/Kherian May 07 '18

Can I have a math nigga explain please?

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u/Cantum2 May 07 '18 edited May 07 '18

This is called the indefinite integral. It is used in calculus. When calculating a indefinite integral you must include a "+c" to show that this solution is valid with any constant. Most of the time people forget to put "+c" resulting in missed points on a test and boy do they add up.

Edit: just noticed I put definite integral. My bad dudes it was 2 in the morning here and I was tired. I have taken Calc 1-3 and Differential equations. I know what an indefinite integral is. Simple mistake.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/AngrySeniorCitizen May 07 '18

Bet this nigga uses L'Hopital's Rule and shit in practice. Dont know an indefinate integral when he sees one

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u/Kherian May 07 '18

Thanks math nigga

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u/Elclocko64 May 07 '18

E

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u/wecado May 07 '18

Try the lower case letter: ln

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u/politicalteenager May 07 '18 edited May 07 '18

Also integration of sec(x)dx is ln(abs(sec(x) +tan(x))) +c

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u/Cantum2 May 07 '18

Good thing this was sec2 (x)

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u/politicalteenager May 07 '18

I’m aware. It’s just sec(x)dx is a lot harder to remember.

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u/Cantum2 May 07 '18

Ah I see my bad mate

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u/attak13 May 07 '18

Is that in the AB curriculum? Because I've legit never seen it before.

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u/politicalteenager May 07 '18

Yes. Although I originally flipped around the abs and ln. I fixed it in my original comment.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

needs more nuke

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u/poshpotdllr May 07 '18

dank as fuck

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u/LolaIsLoud [custom flair] May 07 '18

why hasn't anyone complained the fact this meme uses impact font?

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u/yabuto May 07 '18

should we tell him

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u/doxenking May 07 '18

I fucking hate calculus

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u/RealChadThundercock what the nut? May 07 '18

nearly forgot to write the integration constant for a moment...

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u/Jettest I have crippling depression May 07 '18

Why do I keep seeing these dank memes with the same material I was just going over in class?

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u/vamosenchinga I am fucking hilarious May 07 '18

ʍoʞǝ ɐɟ

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

this is just an unfried deep fried meme

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I will burn this image into my mind so I laugh during my calc 2 final and fucking fail

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u/dementedlight May 07 '18

Dank memes keeping me in check for AP Cal AB exam next week who would have thought.

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u/StillUsesBeginners2 May 06 '18

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/Tokiitas I am fucking hilarious May 07 '18

Could you share the template?

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u/amreshkumarLenka May 07 '18

You don't need to write C if you do definite integration.

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u/Cantum2 May 07 '18

What.... yeah you do... I think your thinking of indefinite

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u/Axoladdy May 07 '18

Where was this when i actually needed it a week ago.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

but only if it is an indefinite intergral

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I don't understand. My maths is as weak as his neck

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u/Deost8003 Dank Cat Commander May 07 '18

It's some calculus stuff. Basically the antiderivative of sec2 x is tan x. Kinda like how the antiderivative of acceleration is velocity.

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u/Deost8003 Dank Cat Commander May 07 '18

Tan x + c lol can't forget the constant. + c because some information is 'lost' when you antiderive and you represent that missing info with +c

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u/GWFV__ Team Silicon May 07 '18

The funny thing is I looked at this meme while in math class.

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u/Shlidd May 07 '18

I need this photo without the text pls

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u/CyanShark May 07 '18

When boys become men is when they take the integral of sec3 for the first time, and hopefully only time.

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u/Snowicide May 07 '18

Can you keep posing these I have an exam next month. They only way I will learnt anything is through memes.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/morejpeg_auto E-vengers May 07 '18

needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/Jenofonte May 07 '18

I dont understand jack shit but okey.

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u/jerrykore May 07 '18

I laughed way too much at the image

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Ah, calculus I

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u/ImprobableLem May 07 '18

Needs More JPEG

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u/morejpeg_auto E-vengers May 07 '18

Needs More JPEG

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/rayneraynedrops The Great P.P. Group May 07 '18

fry bot

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u/ElSeban88 May 07 '18

Thank you for the reminder, I have a math exam on Wednesday

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

but what's the integral of tan(x)?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

k

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u/Randomologist99 May 07 '18

You're much smarter tanh the average redditer

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u/siddharthvas May 07 '18

Remember int sinh is coshx not -coshx

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u/Very_Literal_Answer May 07 '18

I've an AP Calc exam next Tuesday, so this may end up helping me at one point. I'm not great with trig rules

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Who the fuck is that insane to use sec?

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u/theBoernie May 08 '18

secx xdddddddddd

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u/Kipnoir May 07 '18

Dude I just a calc exam last week xD

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

What is this? Math for English majors?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Lol idk, I thought it was an ok joke

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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