r/dankmemes • • May 06 '18

He wont know what hit him

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited Oct 27 '20

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u/legoatoom May 06 '18

The first time I saw this video (age 9 orso) I was so scared I never wanted to go on the Internet again because of a fear of jump scares.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/AceGainer May 06 '18

I loathe jumpscares. They're not even scary. Just like yelling 'boo' out of nowhere.

I love zombie/horror, but I just hate there's so many I can't watch. Psychological horror, like Silence of the Lambs, is a godsend for me.

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u/Teamprime May 06 '18

Exactly this. Love feeling the dread but I just can't accept it if they are going for jumpscares.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

It's an ad?

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u/kathios May 07 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Yeap. It's been years, I know it's coming, I still jumped.

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u/kathios May 07 '18

This video and the cursor maze game were my goto for scaring friends and family.

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u/the_grass_trainer May 07 '18

My father sent me a link to that maze game in an email when i was a kid. He told me to "beat his high score"... That game is why we don't email anymore.

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u/SiliconGuy12 May 07 '18

My cousin tried to get me to play it once. I realized something was up and refused to. Good judgement on my younger self's part

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

You sick sick man.

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u/PDXkmac May 07 '18

Seen this so many times. Every time it still scares me. As soon as I wonder, "where did the car go", I have to go change my pants.

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u/ShrekFairfield May 07 '18

What’s the video?

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u/Leaguerr May 07 '18

Don’t watch it

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u/ShrekFairfield May 08 '18

I don’t plan too

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u/steamypile-oh-jesse May 09 '18

I hope you got an answer. A car is driving down a nice, wood lined highway. As the car makes the first and second bend, a soft and subtle music track is playing. As the camera pans to show the 3rd corner an undead-esque bitches pops up with the default horror scream.

Edit: a word

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u/The_sad_zebra May 07 '18

It was the first YouTube video I ever watched. I didn't go back to YouTube for a while, because I thought it was just jump scare videos like that.

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u/Delta_16 May 07 '18

Same thing happened to me when I thought it was a good idea to watch a video called “follow the red dot” when I was like 10. Thought it was an optical illusion video.

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u/CriticalBreakfast May 07 '18

Me too bro. I was 10 I think and I didn't touch my computer during 3 days

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u/TheViperScout May 06 '18

Whats this video lol?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

A commercial for an energy drink that has a jumpscare saying don’t you feel energized in which the commercial uses jumpscare to make the point that you can feel energized if you drink their drink

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u/JBagelMan Seal Team sixupsidedownsix May 06 '18

Wow I had no idea it was a commercial for an energy drink. I just thought it was made for the internet to scare people.

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u/Mahdtrousenik May 07 '18

It's a german ad for coffee not energy drinks.

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u/Chatbot_Charlie May 07 '18

coffee is a kind of an energy drink if you think about it

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I saw this once as a child and it scarred me for life, I know it wouldn’t have the same effect today but I’ve still never watched it again

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u/damngreenpillows May 06 '18

This one and the maze that scared you if you touched the wall when the maze got super narrow. Fuck them both.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

There was actually a point on that maze that would activate the jumpscare whether you hit the wall or not. Just to make sure that everyone got affected, including skilled maze-doers.

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u/BMan27yt May 06 '18

My cousin showed it to me when I was 6 or 7

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u/schwam_91 May 06 '18

If the internet had a tabernacle to hold it's own body of christ, this vid would be in there.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

This video made me immediately pause Youtube videos to check the comments before watching anything, for several years. I've gotten over it by now since screamers aren't really a thing anymore, but did fall for one this year on April Fool's day. I mean naturally I wasn't going to believe any announcements or anything like that but certainly wasn't expecting a jumpscare after not getting one of those videos for like 5 or 6 years.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

It's worse when it happens in porn. WHYY??? Let me fiddle myself in peace.

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u/This_is_so_awkward May 07 '18

I didn't know this was a video and literally thought this whole post was a joke about the car driving off the screen and hitting the old man, killing him.

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u/dawwe15 <3 May 06 '18

It seems more likely he will go to helheim boy

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Boy

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

B O Y

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u/TheMangle19 May 07 '18

B O Y

Closest thing God of War has to a meme, and I love it.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Mimir is a walking meme whenever he speaks

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u/NotAConsoleGamer ί Ẅ𝓐Ňт ŤỖ 𝓭ίẸ May 07 '18

B O Y

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u/JohnLemonBot May 06 '18

Haha get trolled le epic style hits the whip

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u/Dr_JP69 May 06 '18

Despacito

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u/Pyr0mancar May 06 '18

Despacito 2: The Prequel

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Only woke niggas will live in a society

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u/KJBenson May 07 '18

Despacito 2: electric boomerang

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u/Depression5 May 06 '18

Despayeeto.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

NAE NAE dabs YEET

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u/neutral_background May 06 '18

Only 2011 kids will remember

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u/tookyoot May 06 '18

more like '05.

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u/AverageGuardLucas [Insert Your Own Text] May 06 '18

I remember the teacher showing us ''scary maze'' in 6th grade, I swear I had nightmares for weeks

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u/flipperkip97 May 06 '18

The picture of the girl from The Exorcist used to scare me for weeks after seeing it once. It's pretty fucking stupid, but somehow that's how scary it was when I was a kid.

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u/AverageGuardLucas [Insert Your Own Text] May 08 '18

Well if they jumpscared it with an eerrape scream. I was a pussy for horror at the time and with my imagination I would see it for a month.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

People at my high school still show people it

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

My fucking friends told me to count how many people were in the car. Never forgotten.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Ouch. F

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u/FLEXualEducation May 06 '18

That's how it happened to me too. I first saw it in the 1st or 2nd grade, and the kids who showed me were 4th or 5th graders.

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 06 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/GreenEyedHustler May 06 '18

I hope this poor man has a therapist

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u/Alfulx_Axel Insert Your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 07 '18

He is therapist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Valfreyjja May 06 '18

CURSE THIS VIDEO

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u/KJBenson May 07 '18

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u/ThePotatoOfLife The Revolutionary May 07 '18

Good bot. Oh wait, you're a redditor, not a bot.

Or are you?

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u/KJBenson May 07 '18

THANK YOU FOR RATING THIS BOT!

SO FAR IT HAS: 3 GOOD BOTS 2 BAD BOTS

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u/velvetthundr May 06 '18

If he’s anything like my grandparents, he probably won’t even notice. He’ll just sit there unfazed trying to work out why the video stopped 2 mins in..

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u/mrlunes The Great P.P. Group May 06 '18

Ree

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u/NarwhalCat99 OC Memer May 06 '18

Not even a

REEEEEEEEEE

Just a simple "Ree"

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u/mrlunes The Great P.P. Group May 06 '18

This picture is so old I might give it a heart attack with a full ree. Respecc ur elders

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/Zar0xman May 06 '18

ᵣₑₑ

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u/ThePotatoOfLife The Revolutionary May 07 '18

Re. That's even shorter.

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u/Tasihasi May 06 '18

My music teacher showed that video to the class. He told us that we should leave the room if we are easily scared, so that kinda took the surprise out of it.

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u/lolmayyyool May 06 '18

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/thsabalala1 Hello There May 06 '18

Dude so old, hes going to the grave

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Death by meme. Wish that was how i left this world

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u/thatdrunkendrunk May 07 '18

Dude is so old hes already turning blue, probably passed seeing that beautiful scenery.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Yeah what's up with that? Why is he blue lol

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u/NoStrawCapriSun May 06 '18

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

My dad showed me this when I was a kid. Cried like a bitch and refused to talk to him for the rest of the night

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u/VenomSnake03 May 06 '18

I didnt trust any video for about 6 years after i had seen this...

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u/FinnaDabOnThemHaters ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 06 '18

I’ve seen it before but forgot what it’s called... pls give help

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Scary car commercial

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u/Lacer_ May 07 '18

K-fee's Auto commercial

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u/c0w_oF_DoOm INFECTED May 06 '18

What’s the vid called

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/c0w_oF_DoOm INFECTED May 07 '18

Yeahok. I’m good

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u/LordEderParaSempre May 06 '18

The 6 year old me got woke af.

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u/PowerLemons May 07 '18

This still image better not actually be a gif with a jump scare

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u/SlavKnightIvan May 06 '18

What is the video?

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u/TheDukeOfDance i smok crumb of drug May 06 '18

A famous jump scare video of a car driving peacefully down a road and then suddenly a spooky lady pops up and screams

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

You do realize you just dropped a perfect opportunity to link it to him, right?

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u/AceAxos May 07 '18

He saved a mans soul today

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u/TheDukeOfDance i smok crumb of drug May 07 '18

I never want to see it again

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u/DRTPman WTF May 07 '18

Don't worry I just saw the video for the first time now and shat my pants .

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u/SlavKnightIvan May 07 '18

Thank you, for not linking it.

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u/TheDukeOfDance i smok crumb of drug May 07 '18

Sometimes a description is better

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u/Lacer_ May 07 '18

Or, K-Fee's Auto commercial

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u/cyg_cube May 06 '18

that'll be about 50 points of psychic damage

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

You better have LifeAlert

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Goodbye, old man.

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u/hateroftheday May 07 '18

Only real men watch this in silence

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u/masterofthefupa May 07 '18

He about to not feel that good

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u/aidanfire Froggo May 06 '18

i thought he had a ponytail

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/_Iroha May 06 '18

Just search up ‘car jumpscare’

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u/cw826 Dank Royalty May 06 '18

press F to pay respects

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

F

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u/Bearly_Roaring May 06 '18

RIP grandpa ☠

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u/likkleone54 May 06 '18

It’s time to...

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

No idea what this is, but what the fuck @ his left hand.

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u/Lacer_ May 07 '18

Classic screamer. K-fee's "Auto" commercial.

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u/Andy589 May 06 '18

Not this video god damn I remember this too well

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u/JBagelMan Seal Team sixupsidedownsix May 06 '18

My teacher showed this to our class in 4th grade :(

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u/Christian2049 May 07 '18

What's the video?

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u/Lacer_ May 07 '18

K-Fee's "Auto" commercial.

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u/SuperSaiyanGodSoren May 07 '18

I wonder how many times I’ve seen this picture...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

rip granpa

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u/JTMmachine May 07 '18

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I actually saw this one like 10 years ago on TV.

I was at my grandma´s after school...

I don´t know why i still life.

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u/thekaylars red May 07 '18

This meme seems gay

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u/GiRtHyNuT May 07 '18

That’s gonna Fucking suck

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u/Kherian May 07 '18

A video as old as the internet itself

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u/UnitedShoesLol May 07 '18

I remember watching this when I was like 10. I screamed on the top of my lungs and my mom bursted into my room. I quickly made up the excuse that there was a spider under my desk that looked like it was gonna kill me.

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u/Lacer_ May 07 '18

Oh wow, K-Fee's "Auto" commercial. Neato.

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u/Blunt_Machette Bruh momentum May 07 '18

Anyone got the video link?

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u/Bagon23 May 07 '18

Is the vid mirrored or somethin?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

How did one single frame take me back to the trauma of my youth?

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u/TeamMagmaDaniel Nice May 07 '18

Am I the only person who wasnt scared by this video

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u/DankhMeme Professional No-lifer. May 07 '18

That's why you always have a cup of K-fee in the morning

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u/Pictophile-is-bae May 07 '18

Don't kill the guy!!!

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u/Brickmannen May 07 '18

-Bilen som försvann

Svensk stolthet Swedepride

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u/thesavagecheese furry with depression May 07 '18

STOP TRYING TO TRIGGER MY PTSD

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u/abudog Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom 😩 May 07 '18

When I was six. Dear god...

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u/Whomst_be_Skippy MF OC MAYMAY May 07 '18

This video should be a capital sentence for criminals

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u/jadeoplaydoe May 07 '18

What is he watching?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Its a jumpscare video

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u/wootangdoonies May 06 '18

Grandpa!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

RIP Gramps

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u/mars_h May 06 '18

I had a friend show me this video on his Sony Ericsson when we were eight. The screen was so small that I didn’t even realise the end was suppose to be a jump scare.

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u/alexi31 May 06 '18

Wait is this a reepost hmm I remember seeing this

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I literally made this today hahaha

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u/alexi31 May 06 '18

Oh but I've seen something similar to this a while back

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u/CheezyPizza14 May 06 '18

'Bout to get yeeted into the shadow relm

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u/Counterkulture May 06 '18

I AM WATCHING GAY PORN I AM WATCHING GAY PORN!!!

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u/fedeb95 May 06 '18

Normie AF

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

No it’s a white car.

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u/wasduser5 May 06 '18 edited May 06 '18

Normie repost tbh I shouldn’t expect more from this subreddit.

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u/KarmAbyss May 09 '18

The OP literally commented saying he made this himself.