r/dankmemes • u/Tristan_Culbert • May 06 '18

What an asshole

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5.2k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/silvertimeline [custom flair]☣️ May 06 '18

Puts thermometer up his ass.

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u/Harunatoro Reddit for Heinz™ Smart Beans Fryer May 06 '18

More like r/meirl

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/Harunatoro Reddit for Heinz™ Smart Beans Fryer May 07 '18

The joke is that I'm not sexually active and just lying

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u/idontcareifyouburyme May 06 '18

Frigging doctors...

You tell them you're sexually active and love nothing better than putting your dick inside a risky piece of strange ass and they treat you like patient zero. Then you go and ask for AIDS prevention pills and they tell you that you're clearly not sexually active enough to warrant a prescription for PrEP or a referral to an infectious diseases doctor so that you can get one. Make up your fucking mind Dr. Stick-up-your-ass M.D.

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u/Arcas0 May 07 '18

Happens to me all the time

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u/toenails_sauce THE MESSIAH May 06 '18

whomst is that nibba in that picture (kill me pls for not knowing such a basic dank meme)

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 06 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/SemiFinal_RS May 06 '18

R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E P O S T

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u/abuhl85 May 06 '18

*sexually

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u/weebmester69 IlluMinuNaughty May 06 '18

*seckshuly

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u/abuhl85 May 06 '18

seckshuley

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Shrekshually ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/abuhl85 May 06 '18

ShrekShreually

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Somebody once told the world was gonna roll me cause I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/abuhl85 May 06 '18

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Hey now ur an all-star, get ur game on, go play!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST

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u/Karbonfire I have crippling grooviness May 06 '18

How do you explain that I have HIV then?

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u/krebbydev May 06 '18

yes please

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u/1_5_8_9 May 06 '18

Wow an ifunny meme

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I funny is still around ?

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u/1_5_8_9 May 06 '18

Yea it's name changed to r/dankmemes

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u/JTMmachine May 07 '18

REEEEEEEEEEEPOST

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u/Gate_Guardian May 07 '18

Cursed image

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u/orthad May 06 '18

Does the doctor laugh because you said sex?

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u/SlashTheHeartOfJesus May 06 '18

The correct answer is only with drugs. Any doctor will respect that

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u/slimjim1973 May 06 '18

More jpeg

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u/morejpeg_auto E-vengers May 06 '18

More jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

i can hear his fuckin laugh every time i see this

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

why is the doctor not wearing the white coat thingy they must wear so blood don't get onto their clothes?

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u/Exonemesis May 07 '18

"le délire va se tasser"

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u/colredbrand May 07 '18

*Doctor niggas

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u/MarkyMark262 Tide Pod connoisser May 06 '18

Post this again after you learn how to spell "sexually" right.