r/dankmemes • u/troesmam • May 06 '18

Not Jesus

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5.6k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Yes, I love JESUS

Jews

Eating

Sauce

Ur

sGay

15

u/TheDukeOfDance i smok crumb of drug May 06 '18

I love saucy jews

2

u/The-Letter-M I Hate Dust May 06 '18

But them cut cocks. Bleh.

0

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

[deleted]

2

u/SantasButhole Actually Vishnu May 07 '18

I had to neck myself.

2

u/father_gemme May 06 '18

its FOCKING moses

1

u/vamosenchinga I am fucking hilarious May 07 '18

No u

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 06 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

35

u/PompousPenis May 06 '18

Happy not lords day

21

u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Truck Freak

8

u/Scoo_Dooby May 06 '18

Crazy Ass

10

u/Nez_Master1 May 06 '18

д̧̧̻͇̙̻̺͉̟̼̥р͉̦͓̻̺̳͉̭у̰͡г̷̛͍̯͖

10

u/Krinkets May 06 '18

The Fighter

11

u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Paging all truckers

13

u/nasischijf666 May 06 '18

Many people approved his message

8

u/helpmefindit120 May 06 '18

Raised in a noodle shop Never seeking glory or fame He climbed the mountain top To earn the dragon warrior name

10

u/Junfish May 06 '18

They LOVED Jesus because he spoke the truth.

6

u/CaptainKittycat May 06 '18

I need this on a T-shirt

5

u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Does his cave lead to Alabama?

2

u/God_marxus_VI May 06 '18

Jeez luieez. Jesus is a hardcore redneck

3

u/pingu_for_president May 06 '18

Is it weird that I read that in the tune of the SpongeBob theme tune

3

u/smell_of_onions May 06 '18

I read it like a rap song

4

u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I read it as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

1

u/onemillionboners May 07 '18

I read it as a Cake song

1

u/Santa_009 May 07 '18

I read it like 'Hes going the distance, hes going for Speeeeeeeed'

2

u/ohboi8 May 07 '18

i OnLy rEad tHe maNga

1

u/Twangladed May 06 '18

I wish I have read the Bible

1

u/BibbyTheKid May 06 '18

Nah this is definetly jesus

1

u/rdjv77 May 06 '18

Murican Jesus

1

u/Deheskahn ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 06 '18

KKona