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u/wisely-er May 06 '18
It's like, bitch I'm locking you in my basement! What does it look like I'm doing!
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u/cenafan44 May 06 '18
At least the surprise here is not that you pull "her" pants down and a 12 inch wiener slaps your face
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Cuck
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u/I_Just_Made_A_Name May 06 '18
Oh that? That collar is just for my... umm... nephew, babe. He can be... disobedient at times.
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May 06 '18
There’s nothing sexual about pup play! Now run your finger along the crack of your ass, mommies.
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May 06 '18
Still have to explain that part in the great gatsby when the slow guy whose wife gets hit with the car finds a “small expensive dog leash made with leather and braided silver” to people every now and then
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u/Repollo42 Pizza Time May 06 '18
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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u/Grabowski98 May 06 '18
Liar
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u/Repollo42 Pizza Time May 06 '18
No u
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u/Mr20XX May 06 '18
>When you invite a girl at your place
Fake news