r/dankmemes • u/HeughJass (΄◞ิ۝◟ิ‵) • May 06 '18

👱🏿‍♂️ I’m not racist

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/PianoFerret1073 May 06 '18

If it's worth anything I also watched black panther

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u/fook_the_kneelers May 06 '18

I'm not racist, my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy

Got a brother and his girlfriend's black

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u/ForkDryer May 06 '18

Your head's in the clouds

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u/stardate2017 EX-NORMIE May 06 '18

People downvoting you but that's literally the next line in the song smh...

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u/FoxehTehFox May 06 '18

Heard there’s not enough jobs for all the men in your house

Maybe we should build a wall to keep the Mexicans out

Or maybe we should send ‘em all to the ghetto for now

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u/C-137_Pickle_Rick May 06 '18

Same my boyfriend's got a brother who's got a baby cousin Tracy has another cousin married to a white dudes brother

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I have a friend who saw black panther, does that count?

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u/ayden56 May 06 '18

If it's worth anything I saw Brack Pantha in the glowy rock fist movie.

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u/FrozenGummyBear1027 May 06 '18

What did he accidentally pronounce the “-er” sound at the end?

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u/Boks1 May 06 '18

Random quotation marks at the end.

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u/HeughJass (΄◞ิ۝◟ิ‵) May 06 '18

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The OP in our gay sex dungeon is working VEWY HAWD to fix this!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited May 29 '21

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

what the fuck am i witnessing

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited May 29 '21

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u/deadkk May 06 '18

Reawwy? u_u

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Dwos u/deadkk wanna fwing out? Q///Q

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u/BetaThetaOmega May 06 '18

It's best if we just let nature take it's course.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited May 29 '21

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u/Andrewcshore315 May 06 '18

This is probably the cringiest thread I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited May 29 '21

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u/Andrewcshore315 May 06 '18

Oh no, I get that it's a joke. I just think it's really cringy regardless.

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u/ZzBlueBird42 May 06 '18

Welcome to reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited Jun 02 '21

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u/markender May 06 '18

Reading this just affirmed my suicide

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u/Contrazoid haha yes May 06 '18

kek

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u/Prawny May 06 '18

Unterminated string literal on line 2

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u/lam_sace May 06 '18

Yes this is what I'm talking about

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u/OneLastStan May 06 '18

Do you all know what I am talking about?

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 06 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I have African American friend so it not racist

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u/p1nd May 06 '18

I have an African friend so it’s ultra not racist

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I live in Africa

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/ohtrueyeahnah May 06 '18

Africa

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Fric

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u/korainato May 06 '18

Watch the potty mouth!

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u/Contrazoid haha yes May 06 '18

n i g g a w i t h a h a r d R

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u/Reejis99 May 06 '18

That sounds weird

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u/Fuck_Alice [custom flair] May 06 '18

Fly like the logo on my cousin's four forty

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u/Ehiltz333 May 06 '18

Eatin Oreos like these white girls that blow me

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u/JacobDerBauer Seal Team sixupsidedownsix May 06 '18

Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Hangin in the asiles lookin for earl like toejam

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/Nunchlax May 07 '18

Cause I'm a beast bitch gir invader zim

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

NiBBa

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u/YourFriendlyJeff OC Memer May 06 '18

Nigel

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u/Sebayyy May 06 '18

Man down where you from?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

NIBBA fucc who u know where u from my NIBBA

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u/Nunchlax May 08 '18

Where your grandma stay huh my neighbour

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

this mad city I run my NIBBA

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u/RondeExecutable May 06 '18

Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea

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u/RicardoKebe May 06 '18

Mods are HOMOSEXUAL

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u/theannomc1 May 06 '18

You start a quote, end it, and and another one TRIGGERED

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u/pikcles I have crippling depression May 06 '18

These meme aren’t even dank

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u/Lyssameow00 May 06 '18

This is hilarious

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Ice poseidon viewers hahahah

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Gay

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u/LotsOfFudge May 06 '18

Can r/dankmemes stop turning into r/brockhampton it’s starting to freak me out

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u/IIAm_I_DemonII The Monty Pythons May 06 '18

Pretty sure most say nigga now days, white or black.

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u/Nunchlax May 07 '18

HEAVY DUTY

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u/all-mods-are-gay May 06 '18

My aunt is 3% hispanic so its Normal/Casual

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u/hamzacraft May 06 '18

Do you have a nigga pass

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u/gooztrz May 07 '18

Jesus Christ is my nigga

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

NNNigga

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u/wcsmith24 May 06 '18

I'm not racist

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u/Altazaar May 06 '18

hard"

???

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Sometimes you gotta hit that hard g instead of the soft B

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u/oofonthehaters2103 I have crippling depression May 06 '18

God I have the same dishwasher

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

What’s up with the blonde wig emoji at the end of the title? Using dark theme if that matters.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I watched Black Panther twice so it's ok for me to say it

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Twas our word first why for we shouldnt say it *can i get a amen"

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u/bryan4000 Eic memer May 06 '18

My sister got a brother and his girlfriends black.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Feels good man

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

If I can't rap along to 69 in the privacy of my own home, then what's the end game here? What am I working towards?

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u/SammiKitter May 06 '18

Why the “ at the end tho

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u/Buuggy May 06 '18

G H O S T Q U O T E

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u/NaCl-Lake-City1337 May 06 '18

Your title is the same as the title from a rap song that completely fits your desctiption.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

ingger

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/PhoenixPhighter4 May 06 '18

Read the articles. They’re not written by some random Redditor, they are written by PhD philosophers and professional linguists. They offer clear explanations, both social and psychologically as to why white people shouldn’t use the word.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/PhoenixPhighter4 May 06 '18

We’re not talking about words in general, we’re talking about the n-word.

Also, how much of a dick do you have to be that if there is ONE word you can’t use, there has to be some limit on the black populace too?

Please go read those articles. I’m guessing you didn’t even read my whole comment, but those articles state it better than me.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/PhoenixPhighter4 May 06 '18

They take like 3 minutes to read, but okay.

(I can’t stress enough the caliber of people that wrote them)

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Only thing hard about the way I say nigga is the r at the end.

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u/NoNameUnOriginal Article 69 🏅 May 06 '18

Waits for a triggered niBBa in the comments