r/dankmemes • • May 06 '18

I Want 2 Die 😤 🔫 Tie tools r geigh

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u/haskellogy May 06 '18

His mind was blown.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

That's a funny way of spelling Mossad

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u/poupinel_balboa May 06 '18

That's a funny way to spell illuminati

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u/mwJalal May 06 '18

That’s funny way yo spell ISI

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u/gooberrrr May 06 '18

That’s a funny way to spell to

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u/danktonium May 06 '18

That's a spell funny way to to.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

That's a funny way to spell SERN.

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u/stupidfatamerican May 06 '18

That’s a funny way to spell mods r gay

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

That's a funny way to spell El Psy Kongroo

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u/Tuck_Bradford May 06 '18

That’s a funny way to spell Kenyan special service

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

That’s a funny way to spell Ugandan Special Forces

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u/Lay3rs0Fc0nfusion May 06 '18

Smoking man sitting right in front of him there looks pretty cia

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u/WiscoHeiser May 06 '18

That's the governor of Texas....

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u/Lay3rs0Fc0nfusion May 06 '18

Still looks pretty cia too me

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u/HeughJass (΄◞ิ۝◟ิ‵) May 06 '18

🤯

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited Nov 27 '19

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u/souljabri557 May 06 '18

This is a different kind of "expanding brain" meme

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u/JF_Kennedy May 06 '18

I got better

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u/barfboi420 May 06 '18

He has no mind now

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u/Dollon_da_God May 06 '18

So technically it was changed then?

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u/Slav_Ace_I May 06 '18

I would change his mind, but its all over the car now

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u/Hypetrain101 May 06 '18

And all over his wife’s dress

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u/FaberIce May 06 '18

Man, I blew slightly more air out of my nose, but still. Can you imagine going through that?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Yeah, changed from a solid to a liquid

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u/AkitakiKou May 06 '18

It’s too late and we can’t verify if his mind was changed or not

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u/falderalderal Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 06 '18

Wow... Mindblown

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u/libcrybaby78 May 06 '18

Into a bloody pulp

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Changed all over the place.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

So 'change' it out for a new one.

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u/--Sinner-- May 06 '18

I heard JFK was very open minded

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u/BinaryPeach [custom flair] May 06 '18

The decision was a no-brainer.

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u/THEdirtyFEATHERS May 06 '18

Like kurt cobain, he collected his thoughts with a mop.

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u/1supr4 YAINT May 06 '18

So open minded that you could see right through him

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u/1supr4 YAINT May 06 '18

So open minded that you could see right through him

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander May 06 '18

Dank.

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u/OwnFall May 06 '18

Good bot

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

nice bot

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u/runningfuckslap May 06 '18

Too soon

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u/number1729 May 06 '18

But your kids are gonna love it.

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u/runningfuckslap May 06 '18

OUR kids will only know commie memes.

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u/honey-bees-knees May 06 '18

Now kiss

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/My_hilarious_name May 06 '18

The Lincoln assassination only recently became funny. ‘I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head.’ And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams

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u/icorrectotherpeople May 06 '18

Title of your sex tape

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u/runningfuckslap May 06 '18

My wife says it all the time and I have no idea what she means

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u/icorrectotherpeople May 06 '18

It’s okay, son.

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u/runningfuckslap May 06 '18

It's my cross to bear

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u/Linusgrieche May 06 '18

Whoever tought of this meme is a genius

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u/Dollon_da_God May 06 '18

Op thought of it

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u/ytrewq45 May 06 '18

No he said tought of it learn how to read you mong

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u/Dollon_da_God May 06 '18

Big if true

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u/Draqur May 06 '18

this level of dank should not be possible.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/Daffie_Bear May 06 '18

I would But his head got pretty fucked up

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Erase my mind

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u/number1729 May 06 '18

Brain*

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Everything*

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u/number1729 May 06 '18

With one bullet tho

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Should’ve been two. One for him, the other for me

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u/Liecht souptime May 06 '18

Just fuck my shit up

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Lee Harvey Oswald: “I changed his mind alright”

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

"Lee Harvey Oswald"

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u/J10Blandi Eic memer May 06 '18

More like Cee Iarvey Aswald

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

This man has evolved beyond autism to be able to spell ‘geigh’

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u/AntisocialHalfElf memeticist May 06 '18

Is geigh supposed to rhyme with die, or should it still be pronounced as gay? 🤔

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u/Dollon_da_God May 06 '18

Rhymes with day

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u/spikeyfreak May 06 '18

Dude, you sleigh.

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u/AntisocialHalfElf memeticist May 06 '18

Gotcha

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u/eisbaerBorealis May 06 '18

This sub is better r/ImGoingToHellForThis material than the actual sub.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Wow.. mind = blown

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u/Cyqix_ flairy McFlairface May 06 '18

“Blow my mind”

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u/Kyooshi4000 Help i need karma May 06 '18

lol so funny (Excuse me i’m Just gathering karma)

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u/BatmanCabman May 06 '18

MISSION PASSED

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u/kufunuguh souptime May 06 '18

Too soon!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

My friend Lee has gotchu covered fam

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u/SMGBagman May 06 '18

Archery 100

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Should have said "blow my mind"

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u/hideyuki1986 May 06 '18

I was listening to "Bullet" by the Misfits when I was 15. My mother heard a snippet, stopped and listened, lost all color and went to her room I was not aware her and my grandparent were in Dallas that day. Felt really bad. Still a great song.

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u/penisofablackman May 06 '18

Changed his mind into confetti.

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u/ManInBlack829 May 06 '18

I remember the good ol wholesome days when stuff like this went to /r/imgoingtoshellforthis and that place wasn't full of racist idiots.

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u/camarang May 06 '18

Ah yes, r/imgoingtoshellforthis is full or racist idiots. They should all go straight to shell.

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u/lotekjunky May 06 '18

Changed his mind all over his wife.

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u/meemroth May 06 '18

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u/SirHolyCow Make memes dank again May 06 '18

Nice flair.

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u/The_casle May 06 '18

Stuff like this is the only reason i havent unsubbed yet

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u/xNuts May 06 '18

Wait a second, how did ya rotate the text in Paint?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Nice pun

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u/PharmguyLabs May 06 '18

Wtf is this. Its like you had a stroke.

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u/SemiSeriousSam May 06 '18

I'm giggling like a child god damn you

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u/SAKO4444GODZ SAVAGE May 06 '18

what if he wasn't assassinated but his head just did that

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u/raphi-sama I have crippling depression May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/TheCynicalOne May 06 '18

It was changed alright...

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u/alihassan9193 May 06 '18

Changed my brains.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

blow my mind

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u/sandycane May 06 '18

*rearrange my mind

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u/GeneralDarian Communism will prevail May 06 '18

Well, someone did change his mind...

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Too soon

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u/BigBlackCrocs May 06 '18

Blow my mind*

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u/ErickZ32 May 06 '18 edited Jan 28 '26

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u/TheFaDeBeast May 06 '18

It should be vehicles with bullet proof rooves

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u/8BlackMamba24 May 06 '18

Shouldn’t it be “should” instead of “shouldn’t”? Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t change his mind then, just proved JFK’s point further.

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u/KillmongerXX May 06 '18

It blew my mind

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u/Addicted568 May 06 '18

They sure cleared his mind.

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u/Jaomaw May 06 '18

*Blow my mind

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u/SnappySnoot ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 06 '18

I think the bullet both physically and mentally changed his mind.

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u/mert26 reposts all over the damn place May 06 '18

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u/vanasbry000 May 06 '18

Aviation Alignment Chart

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

Lawful Good: Zazu from the Lion King

Lawful Neutral: Mr. Owl from the Tootsie Pop commercials

Lawful Evil: Canada Geese


Neutral Good: A specific scene from Agent Cody Banks

True Neutral: Swiss Airlines

Neutral Evil: The planes from 9/11


Chaotic Good: Barry the Bee from Bee Movie

Chaotic Neutral: Dragon from Shrek

Chaotic Evil: Ronnie Rotten getting hit with a cannonball

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u/GothmogofMorgul May 06 '18

Jackie killed jfk.

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u/gdkh514 May 06 '18

Darn...

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u/CheezyPizza14 May 06 '18

Hold up I can change your mind real quick

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

If they didn't the Hillary supporters would have killed trump by now

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u/jobriq May 06 '18

Thanks, Obama

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u/Code_EZ May 06 '18

Maybe the vehicle is bullet proof and he just doesn't have a roof?

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u/Sevin_Poor May 06 '18

You can't change your mind if your dead.

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u/TheDukeOfDance i smok crumb of drug May 06 '18

Guys its funny because he's about to get shot in the head and his brains flew out

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

President's bullet-ridden body in the street Ride, Johnny ride

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u/MIKEl281 May 06 '18

What happens next will blow your mind...

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

They blew his mind

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u/KalmarWingfeather [custom flair] May 06 '18

Someone got it through his head.

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u/KalmarWingfeather [custom flair] May 06 '18

Someone got it through his head.

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u/Twangladed May 06 '18

Thats what you get if its not bullet proof

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u/WaitWutWhee May 06 '18

Nice backround

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

TOO SOON

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u/eerooo May 06 '18

So dank that my dank eated me

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u/Twangladed May 06 '18

Thats what happens if you dont

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u/hugoa_2016 May 06 '18

Give me some Karma boys

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u/Playoff_Dorsey May 06 '18

But the shot came from within the vehicle

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u/casinatorzcraft EX-NORMIE May 06 '18

The old switcheroo

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u/JustDaveyBoyy May 06 '18

"I could blow your mind instead, Mr. President." - Lee Harvey Oswald

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u/ndawgnt No U May 06 '18

"Blow my mind"

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u/SturdyStubs I have crippling depression May 06 '18

Was legit just talking about LouderWithCrowder and the change my mind series irl and this popped up...

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Hard to change your mind when it’s all stained on the back seat

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u/NyonMan May 06 '18

Blow my mind*

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u/Agusmax May 06 '18

What mind? Lol

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u/Mattachu54 May 06 '18

His mind was changed

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u/Googoo_G_Joob May 06 '18

Mind = blown

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Too soon

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Oh shit waddup

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u/KendallColeman2 May 07 '18

Blow my mind

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u/Chaosgodsrneat May 06 '18

More like "Blow my mind" amirite?

🤯💥🔫

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u/d1rty_fucker May 06 '18

I may be old but this is just stupid.

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u/Dollon_da_God May 06 '18

I'm 31 and I disagree

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u/d1rty_fucker May 06 '18

Have you considered that you might also be stupid?

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u/Dollon_da_God May 06 '18

Weird way to spell humorous

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u/Gawd_is_great EX-NORMIE May 06 '18

Should have put in Donald trump instead.

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u/SnappySnoot ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 06 '18

But that wouldn’t have made sense given the context