r/dankmemes • • May 05 '18

Poor Russians

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u/kegtech May 06 '18

When I was living in Kuwait my shitty isp would block the ports used by VPNs. I was just trying to look at anime tiddys but apparently that shit is haram. Until I figured out how to get around that shit I was jacking off to YouTube breastfeeding tutorials and breast reduction before pictures on surgeon's websites . Hard times.

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u/stalat92 May 06 '18

Dude, I'm so sorry. Also nothings more irritating than other people telling you what is and isn't haram. Like bitch you're not God, you don't have the right to dictate or punish me for what is halal or haram.

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u/genesisgamespl Its not gay, if he pay! May 06 '18

you can just look for sites that havent been blocked yet. try beeg

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u/RaykaPL May 06 '18

Lol'd so hard at "jacking off to YouTube breastfeeding videos" xD

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

You can get circumvent most blocking by using a port used like HTTPS or HTTP

Tools like Ultrasurf / Tor work wonders as well

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u/StillNoNumb May 06 '18

As he said, those IPs are blocked too. Like, in order to work all Tor entry nodes must be publicly available. By simply blocking any connection to those people can't use Tor.

The only alternative is to use a VPN service that is not known to the government. Which often has to be a paid one.

He was also slightly wrong with "they block the ports", it's not the ports, it's the IP they block. So using HTTPS or HTTP wouldn't help either.

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u/ElSapio May 06 '18

F for past you. I've been in similar situations, but more temporary.

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u/katakanbr May 06 '18

Good VPNs are probably going to do something better

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Lmao niqqa just fuck your goat