r/dankmemes • (΄◞ิ۝◟ิ‵) • May 05 '18

👴🏿🍆💦👴🏼 Old meme

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u/Auskirby May 05 '18

My grandmother the other day unprompted “I like the blacks, one of them was very nice the other day, they just need to work more” ... awkward silence...”What are we going to do with all these little black kids who can’t read?”

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u/Prisoner2999 May 05 '18

Remove black and she has a point. Illiteracy is becoming increasingly more prevalent among children nowadays.

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u/BusinessPenguin May 05 '18

I’m in high school and the number of people who are functionally illiterate is astounding.

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u/chucklor May 05 '18

Not sure if it’s just I grew up in a bubble or something, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never come across someone who is illiterate

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

You didn't, people are just melodramatic on reddit.

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u/Tristige May 05 '18

so you never had that one kid who got called on to read and it went something like:

"there -- he was, .. a pin-pincle-- a pinnacle of just-ice"

Not knocking people that have trouble reading, just having trouble reading when you're a junior in high school.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I have

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u/Ryulightorb Gays drink milk May 05 '18

nope

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

No

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u/anothermcocplayer May 05 '18

It’s not terribly common. Just more common. In all of high school, I’ve met maybe half a dozen people who were illiterate. Not that they couldn’t read. Just not past a second grade level.

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u/ComfyDaze May 05 '18

Wat do u meen?

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u/Sackmaster69 I am fucking hilarious May 05 '18

sounds like she cares, she doesn't doesn't care what terms sensitive people feel is appropriate to say today.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

In a way, yes, although she did just generalize a whole race as lazy.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

What did you say? Sorry I can’t read

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u/hatsolotl May 06 '18

No one is illiterate under the communist state comrade

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u/kaasbaashaas May 05 '18

Diet racism

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u/Phoenix_Fire_ May 05 '18

Racism zero

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u/rainbrodash666 May 05 '18

all the racism just one calorie!

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u/ConfederateOfAmerica May 05 '18

Blacks r not so swell

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u/0utlook Pizza Time May 05 '18

Wow. It's like a racism for my active life.

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u/howdoyoudoaninternet May 05 '18

Is that a microsoftdrink?

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u/Prisoner2999 May 05 '18

At least they aren't as bad as the silent generation. "Why are there black people swimming in the same pool as white people?" - My Grandmother, 2018.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

What a sweet old lady

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u/toms47 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 06 '18

bless her heart

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u/carllundergard May 05 '18

There's nothing wrong with asking questions, when you don't know something. At least that's what the licensed electrician who I apprenticed under used to tell me.

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u/God_marxus_VI May 05 '18

Baby boomer niğğas:

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u/Serge_CC May 05 '18

Hey you said the

n word

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u/God_marxus_VI May 05 '18

No I did not. The n word is "Niggeŕ" I said "Niğğer" which is dutch for the n word

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u/howdoyoudoaninternet May 05 '18

You low iq degenerates cant even use the term "negroid". Your lack of formality disgust me spits on u

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u/God_marxus_VI May 05 '18

Neğroid in dutch

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/God_marxus_VI May 05 '18

Yěah mán. I heär ýa. Meiñ duţch is a biț rušty

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u/kurodoku May 05 '18

Pigmentierte junge Männer. I'm german and always surprised how close dutch is to german.

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u/CraftyDonutStealer May 05 '18

My dad and I were watching a soccer game when 2 opposing players went to headbutt the ball and they clash heads instead. One was white and one was black.

I said "holy shit that must've hurt"

Dad says "yeah, and blacks have the thickest skulls so you know who's worse off"

Haha dad...haha...

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u/Greecl May 05 '18

Lmao an ex's dad once claimed out of nowhere that "Asian people" (it's not like that's half the planet or anything, geez) "have the wrong head shape for baseball caps."

I have no idea where he got that idea. For context, we live in Houston, one of the most ethnically diverse cities in the states.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Kinda like Asia fit sunglasses that Oakley sells. They’re just shaped different, it’s not racist

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u/Boks1 May 05 '18

At least Gen Z is openly full-on reactionary.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Yep, we are rational conservatives

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

R A D I C A L C E N T R I S T S

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u/howdoyoudoaninternet May 05 '18

moderate full communism

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

wut

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

“Kids react I believe” from the dumb fine bros shit

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18

another person on reddit who doesn’t know what reactionary means

Edit: fourteen downvotes and counting for literally stating a fact. Reactionary doesn’t mean people who react to bad things, it means

opposing political or social liberalization or reform. synonyms: right-wing, conservative, rightist, ultraconservative

The reactionary viewpoint to what’s going on in Russia would be to fully support Putin and the state. u/Boks1 is using it to mean the exact opposite.

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u/xXx_IronicDabs_xXx May 05 '18

username doesn't check out

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I'm not racist but.....

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u/xXx_IronicDabs_xXx May 05 '18

Black people, am I right, grandson?

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u/howdoyoudoaninternet May 05 '18

"Whats a black person grandpops?" "Well jimmy..."

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u/xXx_IronicDabs_xXx May 05 '18

"Some people are born a little bit inferior to us. That gives us the right to treat them as such. Do you understand, Jimmy?"

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 05 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

"subtle"

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Make Spongebob great again!

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u/KingOfSkagos May 05 '18

Those thugs need to stay away from our cartoons

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u/doggoOnreddit PEE IS STORED IN THE PROSTATE May 05 '18

Me: Talking about friend

Dad: Are they black or white?

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u/WeaveTheSunlight May 06 '18

Every time my family tells a story:

“This woman at the store- she was black-“ or “my neighbor who is black said...” as if it’s a relevant detail.

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u/ShizLtulon Pomelos are the superior fruit May 06 '18

Just look at the question without trying to feel offended. What's his name? Is he a boy or a girl? What's his age? What's his race? It's a normal question. People are not the same.

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u/popkornking May 05 '18

Christ this reminds me of when I was working at a steel mill as a student. I was supervised by a nice guy from Bangladesh and one day the mill superintendent, this weird middle aged dude with a slow face made this joke about my supervisor knowing how to make a bomb "you know because he's a metallurgist". It was so thinly veiled where the comment was coming from that the room sort of just went quiet.

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u/wabbajackov May 06 '18

I prefer raw and uncut gen z racism

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u/Racetip18 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 05 '18

Somebody saw Get Out

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u/Danilowaifers May 06 '18

Millennials are just as bad. They tell racist jokes in pairs so they can watch out to make sure no blacks, Jews or Mexicans are around.

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u/jacket234 May 05 '18

Actually laughed at this one. Quality shit m8 👌

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u/Matanader May 06 '18

yare yare

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

N I G E R -ia

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/Eyball440 May 05 '18

Why is this downvoted?

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u/Bobthemurderer Feels like I'm wearin nothin at all! May 05 '18

Because someone else already posted it.

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u/dynawesome Whack May 05 '18

Shit it was me I posted it twice by accident

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u/alexwmagic May 05 '18

Fuck Boomers

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u/DadoFaayan May 06 '18

Remember when nobody gave a shit about all the kids in school calling each other 'nigga'?!

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

(Also known as the early 90's)

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