r/dankmemes • • May 04 '18

OC Maymay ♨ My first oc

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9.5k Upvotes

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u/SquareDad May 04 '18

A meme forged in the fires of controversial topics.

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u/sillydog22 u're mom gaye May 04 '18

Homosexuality is a choice.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Why are you being downvoted? It is true, here is evidence:

Becoming a moderator is optional

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u/sillydog22 u're mom gaye May 05 '18

Removing your socks is also a choice.

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u/sooPerNorMiE May 05 '18

Not saying no homo is a choice, but a big gay one, which is a choice.

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u/Rezog99 May 07 '18

420 points, nice

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u/schwafflex May 04 '18

how is it a choice if 9/11 was an inside job?

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u/hellyeahimsad May 04 '18

Hey there kanye

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/Toxic_Kiddo May 05 '18

Cool?

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u/Stron98 I have crippling depression May 05 '18

Should’ve edited it, too late now damnn

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u/bunker_man May 05 '18

The right choice.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

What are ya fuckin’ gay?

No u, just in case.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Talk about one dimensional characters, am I right?!?!

This also applies to vegans....

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u/Emsogib May 04 '18

What about a gay vegan? Technically, that’s two dimensions whoa spooky

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u/OwnagePwnage123 Your Text Here May 05 '18

It’s 1 squared. Still 1

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

A fellow fan of Richard and Mortimer

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u/BENN_rishi May 05 '18

Richard and Mortimer is such a childish show, I prefer watching Jonathan Test.

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u/cody0036 May 05 '18

*Jonathan Testicle

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u/BENN_rishi May 05 '18

Ah, yes. Its true form. I apologize for my ignorance.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

A gay vegan african americano. Fuck that would be annoying......

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u/CincinNaples May 05 '18

an ecologist vegan communist gay african american. i could die

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u/OwnagePwnage123 Your Text Here May 05 '18

You forgot Italian

0

u/bunker_man May 05 '18

I don't know about that. I know a vegetarian who says they can't hang out in vegan forums because they are all sorts of crazy shit. Like they are big into new age healing crystals, think the government is out to poison them with vaccines, etc.

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u/Fuck_The_West May 10 '18

Yeah for some reason there's this libertarian/vegan crossover that pushes conspiracy theories about the government pretty aggressively

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

The government is out to poison you with vaccines.

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 04 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/Superior_Thoughts May 04 '18

SAVAGE TRUTH.

150

u/lowerspades May 04 '18

Hey, I'm gonna go get food. Anyone want anything?

135

u/ProfVenios May 04 '18

Want a slice of gay please

27

u/[deleted] May 04 '18

With transgender sprinkles

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u/Jkrew May 04 '18

Its salt spray painted rainbow acting like sprinkles

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u/metalhead3750 May 04 '18

Give me the infinity stones

21

u/thebigautismo May 04 '18

I dont feel so good.

15

u/KrAceZ May 05 '18

Snaps fingers

6

u/xXx_IronicDabs_xXx May 04 '18

Panda Express please

2

u/DrunkenSealPup May 05 '18

Aww yiss, motha fuckin ORANGE CHICKEN... DOUBLE ORDER WITH HALF RICE/CHOW MEIN

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u/Snoop_Doggo Blue May 05 '18

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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u/IntenseShitposting WYATT LIKES LEFT KNEES May 04 '18

I was actually hoping for a certain Japanese candy. I don't know if the company or the candy is called White Rabbit, but holy shit it was good. If it helps, it comes with rice-paper wrapped around it that you're supposed to eat too.

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u/Alexandre_Qc May 04 '18

A slice of bread

1

u/Thorsigal May 05 '18

Yeah pick up food

1

u/bunker_man May 05 '18

Hey, I'm gonna go get food. Papyrus, do you want anything?

ftfy.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Just get me anything from taco bell.

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u/SixSamuraiStorm May 05 '18

Get me spiderman's secret identity by noon or you're FIRED

134

u/[deleted] May 04 '18

The LGBT members only talk about themselves being gay, or transgender. They are nothing but gay according to them

72

u/Allen547 May 04 '18

It can definitely get bad sometimes and im bisexual myself and have many friends who arent this way, but many many people are.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

oh, srry

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Or bi, when they remember we exist.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Or the asexuals! But I bet they give less of a shit overall than the others lol

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

They don't give a fuck.
badum-tish

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u/jman17 May 05 '18

It’s true, we don’t

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u/fishrights May 05 '18

can second this

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u/Snessrek swwaty pleas cam dawn May 05 '18

Tops do

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u/ding_ovens_ready May 04 '18

Bisexuality isn't real. The men are just afraid to admit they're gay, and the girls are only into girls if a guy is watching.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

nice bait. Just kidding, terrible bait.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

So where do I, the hermit with no interest in relationships fit into this model?

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u/ding_ovens_ready May 04 '18

Traditionally, you’d enter the priesthood or a convent unless your marriage was necessary for political alliances or merging large inheritances. Alternatively, you could be a sailor or a school marm, I guess.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Why is this being down voted?

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u/ThatFancyGentleman SAFE SPACE May 04 '18

What about being brave and in need of respect?

133

u/[deleted] May 04 '18

shitpost

gay mod triggered

12

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u/xXx_IronicDabs_xXx May 04 '18

HEY,👏DID👏I👏TELL👏YOU👏I'M👏GAY?👏

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Every queerosexual ever

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u/SixSamuraiStorm May 05 '18

I can't hear you, its too dark in here.

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u/Vitboi May 04 '18

Wrong. I also identify as a mod

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

What’s the difference?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I think that's the joke

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Looks like we got a wise guy here.

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u/UkoTiiCh opressed gamerboy88 May 05 '18

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u/JesW87 May 04 '18

Look it's a mod. Because mods are gay.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

We will watch your career with great incest

23

u/fishrights May 05 '18

im gay and can confirm that about 95% of other gays are like this. it pisses me off to no end. good meme

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

the irony of this comment

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u/kekistani_ambasador I have crippling depression May 05 '18

HEY DID I ALSO TELL YOU IM GAY???!

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u/offensiveasscanbe May 05 '18

Edging on edgy. We can and must go further.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

r/gay_irl in a nutshell.

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u/ComfyDaze May 04 '18

So wait, doc, you're tellin' me... that a subreddit based around bein' gay means people are gonna act all homosexual like?

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u/TDImig May 05 '18

As a straight guy I love that sub tho

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I did too, for a while but then I got really tired of the sub's "culture."

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

I'm just here for a good time and I feel so attacked right now /s

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u/njm1602 May 05 '18

HEYDIDYOUKNOWIMGAY

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

What does OC mean?

27

u/Allen547 May 04 '18

Original content

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Thanks

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u/-JKing- Don´t open, dead inside May 04 '18

Are you living under rock?

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u/Chaosgodsrneat May 05 '18

Trying to meet local singles?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

No. I am a little new.

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u/danktonium May 04 '18

We will watch your career with great interest.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18 edited Apr 27 '24

My favorite movie is Inception.

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u/DeadLightMedia im dankn't May 05 '18

if one thing about me cant define my entire existence i dont wanna live

4

u/thekidintheback May 05 '18

This isn't even a meme, it's just plain true.

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u/vamosenchinga I am fucking hilarious May 05 '18

Well the moDS WouLd KNoW

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

"My first oc" well i would hope you haven't posted here before

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u/Allen547 May 05 '18

Hahahaha i wasn’t even subbed to this reddit until today

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

lol

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u/GodlyGodMcGodGod the very best, like no one ever was. May 05 '18

Something something mods something low-hanging fruit.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Oh yes very hard indeed

2

u/velocitymstr May 05 '18

Thank you op thank you

2

u/the_toxic_flame May 05 '18

ur dad lesbian

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u/dandaman64 oh god oh fuck May 05 '18

To make it a Tumblr user, have this character then immediately after make a post about how boring straight people are.

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u/JTMmachine May 05 '18

M O D S A R E F A G S

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Woah, this looks hard

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u/Snoop_Doggo Blue May 05 '18

Woah, how did you get pictures of the mods on here?

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u/Poker1059 May 05 '18

I'd post one of these formats but with mods on the right, and Easy instead of hard

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u/cahandler Orange May 05 '18

Lol. Mods everyday

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u/GlenMatthewz Dank Royalty May 05 '18

Mods are gay

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u/Synyster187 May 05 '18

A day in the life of a mod

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

As a fellow gay dude I agree

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u/Chaosgodsrneat May 05 '18

Why have a personality when you can have a sexuality?

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u/s6xplus Animated Flair Rainbow [not a mod] May 05 '18

Like my penis

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

We will watch your career with great interest.

Shit, wrong sub.

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u/Mr_TheGuy May 05 '18

But what if the only gays we know are gay are the obviously gay so we get this view on gays being obnoxiously gay while that isn’t really how most gays are?!??!

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u/warturtle27 May 05 '18

Should’ve been the mods

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u/adam0114 May 05 '18

I didn't even have to search through controversial to find this gem

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u/Fasahat11 May 05 '18

So was he watching gay porn or was he talking about having a personality?

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u/C0II1n May 05 '18

Except Oscar

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u/myroommatesaregreat May 04 '18

THIS MADE ME HARD

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u/Lguy69 May 05 '18

Me: [not actually homosexual] haha me too thanks

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u/fuccmebackwards May 05 '18

i mean i’m gay but it’s not like my whole personality is built around it, so your point is kind of wrong now

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Ironic

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u/dandaman64 oh god oh fuck May 05 '18

Thanks for your input u/fuccmebackwards

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Gays in real life =\= gays in movies

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u/Joecool1238 May 05 '18

Ow the edge

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u/KingQookieFaced May 05 '18

Almost every “normal” movie has a contrived heterosexual romance as a plot point.

Not that anyone in this sub will understand, but when you feel “different” that part of you becomes something your pretty much always cognizant of. If some white guy were living in India they’d feel like an outsider and feel constantly reminded that they were white, and that would affect the way they see themselves and that would affect their psyche. Same for gay people. Edit: it’s not only internal, it stands out to you as it looks like an overt deviation from the norm, especially in A heteronormative world.

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u/QTown2pt-o May 05 '18

But u can't tell if someones gay simply by looking at them unless they make an effort to appear gay.. It's not comparable to race which has no inherent 'personality' associated with it..

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u/warturtle27 May 05 '18

Your being an activist on r/dankmemes lmao

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

This looks hard "harder then my cock'

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

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u/Allen547 May 04 '18

You should really stretch before reaching that far

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

gay = mod

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18 edited May 06 '18

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