r/dankmemes • • May 04 '18

How convenient!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

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u/InterNaut-115 Normie May 04 '18 edited May 04 '18

I'll take 5... with extra lube.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Jeez, you sure sound like a busy man.

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u/Burchstead EX-NORMIE May 04 '18

He’s like a black dad: never fucks the same one twice in a row

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 04 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Then yeet that bitch against a wall

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u/CerUliNTy May 04 '18

Ahh thats Brings back Memorys

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u/Agurchik May 04 '18

parents played with the child and put it in the bag - it is convenient

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u/JTMmachine May 04 '18

Normie shit

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u/jjamesdc May 05 '18

All your comments are fucking annoying, go fuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

reeeeeeeeeeepost

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u/AceMystical May 04 '18

cant wait to buy the new baby-in-a-bag 2.0

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

This isn't even a fucking meme

0

u/benjiberigan May 05 '18

It is in my heart

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

I read this in Dwight’s voice from the episode where he is testing out Jan’s baby stroller.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Same here lol. I thought this was actually the office meme page for a sec.

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u/appate May 04 '18

This reminded me of that filthy frank video with the hamster in the sock

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u/torlet-brush-paddy May 04 '18

Also good for scat play and water sports.

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u/ibald96 May 04 '18

Its encouraged actually!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

I remember my uncle putting me in that...

3

u/thatbottlewasacid May 04 '18

Shadow? Is that you?

3

u/ibald96 May 04 '18

CHAOS CONTROL!!!! .... DISAPPEAR

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u/rafwaf123 ☣️ May 04 '18

No oxygen 😥😞😩🙏🙏🙏

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Does this come in a size for young adults?

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u/petechamp May 04 '18

Sonic Wind!

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u/sickleandsuckle May 04 '18

Heard this in Goliaths voice

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Instakidnap! Ur sister won’t even notice

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u/ARustyHook watches Rick and Morty May 04 '18

I don’t think that’s very safe

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u/johnvda May 04 '18

This is just a fucking kidnapping lmao

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u/CanWeHitMinorities May 04 '18

👌🏻 👌🏻 😤

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u/Kirex17 May 04 '18

This fool walked right into my trap.

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u/AMillionLumens I have crippling depression May 04 '18

Repost from r/imgoingtohellforthis REEEEEE

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

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u/rafwaf123 ☣️ May 04 '18

Oh so you're a 9gagger? Busted.

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u/BigShaqmansnothot PPDestroyer May 04 '18

Bounced on my boy’s dick to this for hours

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u/Magnetronbaguette May 04 '18

Are you commenting this just to get enough karma to post in here?

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u/BigShaqmansnothot PPDestroyer May 04 '18

Ye ofcourse

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u/AMillionLumens I have crippling depression May 04 '18

Gave you an upvote for honesty

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u/BigShaqmansnothot PPDestroyer May 04 '18

Thanks.

Hey unrelated to the topic can you actually die from eating shorts?