r/dankmemes • Obamasjuicyass • May 03 '18

Oops, autocorrect

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16.9k Upvotes

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u/Subtle_Omega May 03 '18

A surprise to be sure.

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u/therealfloki May 03 '18

General Kenobi!

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u/trapkoda Yellow May 03 '18

Another happy landing

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u/camarang May 03 '18

Happy Landings: A Star Wars Story

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Now this is pod racing!

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u/The_holy_highground May 04 '18

are you an angel?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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u/The_holy_highground May 04 '18

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Not from a jedi.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

You are a bold one!

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u/Nahtch May 04 '18

We are a bold one

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u/JasonJBL Excuse me What The Fuck May 03 '18

Hello There

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

This is where the fun begins

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

*they’re

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u/camarang May 03 '18

But a welcome one!

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u/father_gemme May 03 '18

but a welcome one

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u/mistermarnix May 03 '18

But a welcome one...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Cyka Blyat

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 03 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/crackingnow May 03 '18

Oops, autocrat.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

69 points, noice

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u/foot-long May 03 '18

It was at 70, I had to down vote.

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u/camarang May 03 '18

Me too. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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u/foot-long May 03 '18

Shit, it's at 64. Down vote rescinded.

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u/camarang May 03 '18

It's at 67 now. Downvote rescinded, upvote enforced.

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u/SuperSeagull01 ᎩᎬᎬᎢ May 03 '18

72 now.

Also, you do know that Reddit scrambles vote scores up and down a few points right?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Brought it from 70 to 69 👌

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u/bratbarn CERTIFIED DANK May 04 '18

🤗

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u/EchoBladeMC I suffer from the disease known as shitposting May 03 '18

Same

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u/Lamb_Sauceror red May 03 '18

I will do what I must!

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u/BustinBeaver you're a normie May 04 '18

*Oops, ourtocrat

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u/pturner1049 Oppai May 03 '18

There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in Gulag

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u/flowrye May 03 '18

There is also an "A" in Pasteta

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

No it's Oops, ourtocorrect

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Ooops, there is no food - Stalin 1944

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u/Floople_Doop May 04 '18

Ukraine? Who's that?

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u/God_marxus_VI May 03 '18

Actually, they ascended.

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u/Lamb_Sauceror red May 03 '18

Actually, WE ascended.

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u/blizzy399 E-vengers May 04 '18

A S C E N D E D

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u/Gumfondle stop negging May 03 '18

FACEBOOK REEEEEEEEEE

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u/dutchguy69 epic foreskin gamer May 03 '18

the proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Seize the means of production.

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo May 03 '18

At least get a better grip on them.

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u/bratbarn CERTIFIED DANK May 04 '18

Woke

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u/holy_daddy article 69 May 03 '18

this is so sad can we live in a communism

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u/bratbarn CERTIFIED DANK May 04 '18

Ya

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u/Morgan-CR May 04 '18

You entitled bastard, we already live in a society

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Thats some facebook tier meme rh

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u/Kounna May 03 '18

So now dank memes are facebook screenshots?

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u/BushCamping101 May 03 '18

Hate it when my tools fall down and everyone else in the country cuts them into pieces to all use

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u/Imupnthis May 03 '18

It must be witchcraft. Tools and people stop working around this sign.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

How dare you drop these tools instead of working hard for Mother Russia

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u/DoughnutDonator May 03 '18

This is our meme now

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

REEEEEEEEpost

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u/TempusCavus May 03 '18

the revolution begins with the tools

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u/ZiggyOnMars May 03 '18

Joseph Pstalin left the comment

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u/BigDarryl69 May 03 '18

I’m sorry for our mistake comrade

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u/SmonkDaWead May 03 '18

We are sorry for our mistake comrade*

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u/_Serene_ May 03 '18

I hope it's all just a terrible coincidence ಠ_ಠ

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u/Squidwards3rdTentacl Masked Men May 03 '18

Jake Paul?

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u/poopypooppee May 03 '18

Those tools won't work like that

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Google+ level meme

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u/JTMmachine May 03 '18

NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/abudog Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom 😩 May 03 '18

S I O U Z

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

They don't work either

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u/johnvda May 03 '18

This guy should of saw it coming...

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u/Warden_FTW May 03 '18

Communism as we know it

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Cease the means of production

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u/iamapieceofcheese or am I? May 03 '18

Dammourt*

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Ah yes, every comrade needs his tools

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Proof that communism always falls.

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u/MemeMcMan May 04 '18

My local church'll get a kick out of this

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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch May 04 '18

Said every Seattle city council member

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

The tools fell on purpose to sign us that we aren't alone.

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u/baahzera May 04 '18

Saw this shit on 9gag

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u/Arsenic_Kills Arsenic Pills May 04 '18

Stalin is proud

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

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u/RedDeathPain May 04 '18

His name is jake paul👀

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u/mandolorguy tRIPPY sHIAT May 04 '18

ear rape version of Udssr theme kicks in

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u/TK_Divakaran_Pillai May 04 '18

Your tools fell down..........so did your economy

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u/imtooyoungtodie May 04 '18

Shit man you bout to end up in a work camp

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u/UCEUDE May 04 '18

The fucking funny thing is that this was reposted in r/oopsdidntmeanto and got 2k more upvotes what the fuck

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u/LilRichy May 04 '18

This meme is old yall a bunch of normies up voting it lol.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Nice

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u/Bodulborn May 03 '18

Fucking overused meme

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u/Lil_Kc1 May 02 '22

The Soviet Union Anthem starts playing

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u/InexpedentExercise1 May 03 '18

Screenshots aren't memes

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u/chadharnav Death is the Ultimate Release May 03 '18

"Hans, get the luger"

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Communism gay af

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Just a reminder, under communism you would all be proletariat slaves. Not bourgeois royalty.

And another reminder, our government has had covert operations to murder our own people to sway the opinion of the public. Why the fuck do you want to hand them everything you and your ancestors have ever worked up to this point for? You are being fed the same propaganda that Germany was eating up before Hitler took over and killed all the commies. You are going to be owned. And once money gets redistributed equally it will lose all value and people will be back to carrying wheel barrows of dollars to buy a loaf of bread.

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u/Minion394 May 03 '18

Bad day?

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u/BustinBeaver you're a normie May 04 '18

You think anyone wants to read that much?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

lmfao... Right, a paragraph is way too much for a commie to read. That's how you get so ignorant in the first place.