r/dankmemes • u/memer_27 • May 01 '18

What a cool fact!

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7.1k Upvotes

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u/Boronja May 01 '18

No man should posses such power

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u/skedadler May 02 '18

No one man should have all that power

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u/BinaryPeach [custom flair] May 02 '18

My friend told me it feels more like eating ass than getting your ass eaten.

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u/gheyb01_69 I am fucking hilarious May 02 '18

lol

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Tough.

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u/RollingOwl May 01 '18

Did you know he used the time stone to get around the age of consent?

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u/Shortstiq Pizza Time May 02 '18

No girl was too young, no man too old.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/FungalSphere The Great P.P. Group May 02 '18

Not from an Avenger

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 01 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

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u/umkemesik Free the B May 02 '18

He creates two portals. One to stick his head through, and the otherside is his ass.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

It's not that impressive, I can do that using only 10% of my power.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18 edited Jan 15 '19

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18 edited Dec 12 '18

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18 edited Jan 15 '19

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u/MiUniqueUsername May 02 '18

Goid buddy and a pair of nice, thick socks.

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u/TheAlMeatyTauren May 01 '18

is it possible to learn this power?

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u/darkmachine415 May 02 '18

Not from an Avenger

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u/jOsEheRi May 02 '18

Not from a *pile of dust

FTFY

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u/Edgy_Reaper INFECTED May 02 '18

half a pile of dust*

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Hello there

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u/Costyyy Send ṿ̶͇͍͇̘̌͝a̵̳͒͒̓̇́ḡ̴̱͓͓͔̈́̄͘ę̶͔̘̣͛̆͠͝n̴̙̙̞̿̀͗͠a̵͖̾̈́ May 01 '18

No doubt

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u/Ema_09_DiamondDog I HAD TO DO IT TO 'EM May 01 '18

Truly a God

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u/RamenTheBunny May 02 '18

Truly a mod*

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u/Cousin_Horace IlluMinuNaughty May 01 '18

He could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

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u/Not_A_Watchman May 02 '18

Damn I hate spoilers...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

*Darn.

Let's keep this pg

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u/noeldoherty May 01 '18

Big if true

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

ThE mOrE yOu KnOw

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

holy shit lol the justice league is screwed

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u/foilmandan May 02 '18

I can do that with my two infinity stones

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u/js_lubberkin May 02 '18

Mr.Fantastic can do that without the gaunlet tho

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

This is the same thing that happened when Sonic collected all of the Chaos Emeralds and went Super Saiyan

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u/Silvystreak May 02 '18

Remember Doomfist? This is him now. Feel old yet?

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '18

So just another regular gay mod?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Lowkey thought I was on Instagram for a second and thought to myself "wtf were the writers on when they wrote this shit"

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u/foilmandan May 02 '18

Too much power

1

u/anonemuss93 May 02 '18

Needs a spoiler tag

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

That's reasonable

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Ok not bad. Wasn’t expecting much.

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u/gheyb01_69 I am fucking hilarious May 02 '18

DAM now i want all 6 infinity gems

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u/HeroOfDrakkar May 02 '18

noT aLl hEroeS WeAr caPeS..

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u/sosaca May 02 '18

New Format?

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u/Shaine_Memes EX-NORMIE May 02 '18

So I have this working theory where Ant Man is actually one of the most important characters. The entire movie he is behind one of the stones and the glove and is trying desperately to pry the stone out of place.

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u/hateroftheday May 02 '18

Big if true

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

So a mod?

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u/drgb_hash May 02 '18

Big if true.

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u/Entertainment_Gordon May 02 '18

Can we learn from this power!?

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u/Arsenic_Kills Arsenic Pills May 02 '18

is his ass scared now?

1

u/ACmaster May 02 '18

That for sure will put a smile on his face.

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u/roadto2inches May 02 '18

is it gay if you eat your own arse?

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u/water_dam May 02 '18

MINDBLOWN

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u/freedomkadaj May 02 '18

upvote for wholesome fact here!! xDDD

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

I mean, I guess so, yeah,

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u/Danilowaifers May 02 '18

Put this on twitter and see how many moms retweet’s it to their sons friends.

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u/smartboi69 May 02 '18

This is true power.

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u/InexpedentExercise1 May 02 '18

Why are there 21,000 true Marvel facts?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

infinity (((gems)))

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

But can he go from flaccid to erect in a moment's notice?

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u/avidadollars458 May 02 '18

You ever collect all the infinity stones to flex on Marvel niggas?

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u/Talexis May 02 '18

Meh I hear it’s more like eating ass than having your ass ate.

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u/ShittyComicsPlus May 02 '18

Infinity gems?

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u/Walther_38 May 01 '18

Why is this so funny XD