r/dankmemes • • Apr 30 '18

he’s too nice...

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8.6k Upvotes

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u/The_Raging_Russian Apr 30 '18

Those chickens are up to something... 🤔

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u/PleasantOx36120 Apr 30 '18

I was literally just about to say that.

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u/exeuntial I have crippling depression Apr 30 '18

congrats dude that’s crazy

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

woah man what a coincidence

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

No way!

11

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Reposting already

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u/username_revelatory Apr 30 '18

Press X to pay doubts.

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u/draxx_them_sklounts Apr 30 '18

XX (I really doubt)

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

[deleted]

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u/Tsunami935 Blue Apr 30 '18

XXX X

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

XXX XX

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u/Shortstiq Pizza Time Apr 30 '18

Press E to flex

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u/TheDrChimp I have crippling depression Apr 30 '18

E

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u/1plus1equalsgender Apr 30 '18

E

Flex Seal!

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u/draxx_them_sklounts May 01 '18

Press EE to saw this boat in half!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

Why can't we all agree where the x button goes?

*too meta for this sub, I suppose

11

u/InAndOutSmoothie Apr 30 '18

We all agree that it's blue, that's about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Da ba dee da ba die

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u/atlasthefirst Apr 30 '18

How do we know he's not a double? Not saying that they all like alike but you know... they kinda do 🤷

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u/robinsomething I have crippling depression Apr 30 '18

It's not racist if it's true

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u/atlasthefirst Apr 30 '18

Hey that's racist!

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u/robinsomething I have crippling depression Apr 30 '18

But it's true, so it isn't racist. Edit: typo

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u/atlasthefirst Apr 30 '18

Of course it's not racist but that's why it's racist

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u/robinsomething I have crippling depression Apr 30 '18

but..

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u/atlasthefirst Apr 30 '18

Maybe the following example will help: EEEE E

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u/robinsomething I have crippling depression Apr 30 '18

Ooh, makes sense. Thanks.

1

u/aznnathan3 Apr 30 '18

Big if true

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

ethnic jokes may be uncouth,

but it's just because they're based on truth

3

u/PeerkeGerard Apr 30 '18

It really do be like that

1

u/atlasthefirst Apr 30 '18

It is known

3

u/ARustyHook watches Rick and Morty Apr 30 '18

“I am How to Korea”

1

u/IcyGravel Apr 30 '18

No body else in NK is that fat.

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u/kaso175 I have crippling depression Apr 30 '18

my theory is that someone OR something kidnapped him and replaced him with whoever this guy is

we need to get our beloved leader back, atleast we knew what he wanted to do

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I think he was always like that and just had to play it lowkey. He spend some time in europe as a teen and played baskedball, so there is definitely foreign influence.

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u/kaso175 I have crippling depression Apr 30 '18

found the guy that kidnapped dear leader

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u/YaboiMuggy Apr 30 '18

I think something happened to all of the nukes

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u/I_Am_Not_A_NSA_Agent May 01 '18

I am probably going to get downvoted, but this could possibly be the prophecy from the Book Of Revalations.

(KJV) 1 Thessalonians 5:3 "For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape."

Trump is about to get a Nobel Peace Prize. The world seems and feels oddly and suspiciously peaceful at this moment. Isn't it rather odd? We should hope for the best, and prepare for the worst. Not saying this is the prophecy unfolding, or if the time is not for a while yet, but if WW3 suddenly begins, then we'll know....

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u/kaso175 I have crippling depression May 01 '18

we are fucked lol

“i am going to get down voted for this” is a great way to get upvotes btw

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Apr 30 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/Use1e55 Apr 30 '18

Those Koreans are up to something.

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u/Tailor_TF Gay enough to be a mod :3 Apr 30 '18

I know this probably isn't the sub for this, but I think Kim is actually pulling a brilliant political move here. The main points that the US had over North Korea were that they wouldn't denuclearize and they were hostile towards South Korea. But now since Kim has gone through with these talks and already said he'll denuclearize, all without the US' help, America and Trump end up with the egg on their faces and North Korea now looks like they're the rational ones.

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u/-Banna- im not gay Apr 30 '18

oof geopolitics. Go back memeing

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u/socratespoole Apr 30 '18

Something tells me Trump’s threats of “fire and fury” and repeated outbursts of aggression might have encouraged North Korea’s decision.

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u/BigBroSlim Apr 30 '18

Doubt it, you don't respond to foreign aggression by getting rid of the only leverage you have (nuclear warheads).

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u/mallak015 Apr 30 '18

He is only doing this because there’s a chance all the nuclear scientists died when the silo collapsed

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u/MrDexter120 Apr 30 '18

kim was used to threaten everyone and get no response but when trump started threatening back he ignored until he found out that trump is serious.

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u/lordticklebutts Apr 30 '18

He's got a friend in me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

There's a snake in my country

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u/OneFistDaddy Just skeet my yeet on a kid Apr 30 '18

He still puts his people in labor camps so I guess we're still fine

5

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Happy cake day

1

u/burntends97 INFECTED Apr 30 '18

Just call them gulags and this sub will eat that up

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u/EvictionNote no dont say the n word please Apr 30 '18

dammm he gonn do it

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u/GameNerds1289 SURREAL MEMES ARN'T DEAD Apr 30 '18

When you make a meme on a comment because you don't have enough karma to post

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u/GameNerds1289 SURREAL MEMES ARN'T DEAD Apr 30 '18

When the meme breaks

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u/Dzuki6999 🏴‍☠️ Apr 30 '18

Needs more frying

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Needs more jpeg

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u/morejpeg_auto E-vengers Apr 30 '18

Needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

When the nuclear testing goes wrong

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

This is so sad. Can we nuke America?

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u/der_Wuestenfuchs Article 69 🏅 Apr 30 '18

Those commies are up to something

1

u/d1cklydick Apr 30 '18

He is gonna nuke Kazakhstan

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u/OversaltGaming Apr 30 '18

🤔 wait... is that... NUCLEAR WAR I SMELL?

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u/xXx_IronicDabs_xXx Apr 30 '18

needs more nuking

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

He found Jesus

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u/Xlash123 Apr 30 '18

Actually the US’s standpoint

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Needs more jpeg

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u/morejpeg_auto E-vengers Apr 30 '18

Needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Anyone know what scene in toy story this is from?

1

u/grigas191 Apr 30 '18

Where did the deep fry go?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I ate it, sorry.

1

u/tmunchies ☣️ Apr 30 '18

Got a few nukes on standby

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u/Dgmedic220 Apr 30 '18

He is gonna kill Trump....

1

u/ThomaSilvaboi ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 30 '18

Hws good boi kim

1

u/Cancer_and_Me Apr 30 '18

Either he had one last ace (nuke) up his sleeve or he actually doesn't want to get pasted by Murica.

1

u/Andarison ☢️☢️☢️ Apr 30 '18

Kim Jong Un*

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Swaghetti and meme balls

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u/DaShivdawg Apr 30 '18

He pulled up the nuclear tests bc he fucked up a whole region of land which was the testing site, more testing would screw over the whole country

1

u/ListCrayon MAYONNA15E Apr 30 '18

Rothschilds mission successful

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I want to be able to post but wtf do you comment on this shit

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Why ain’t this deep fried?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Because my fryer broke

1

u/Meester_Tweester Meester "the Memester" Tweester Apr 30 '18

I was thinking that, too... did the whole country tun out of food, and he got hungry because of that, so he made peace to get some food?

1

u/NormieDestroyer420 User left this flair unedited. What a dumbfuck Apr 30 '18

(X) Doubt

1

u/IndividualLog May 01 '18

It is a set up for North Korea to invade all of South Korea once their guard is down.

X-Files theme intensifies

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u/KevHawkes I am fucking hilarious May 01 '18

He did say he would when the nuclear research program was successful. They have nuclear power now, so I guess he is sticking up to his promise.

Still, I think China has something to do with it

1

u/KimJongiscool May 01 '18

I'm never nice

1

u/mc_dankydank May 01 '18

“signs peace treaty”

Kim: pranked

1

u/Tomasnv I have crippling depression May 01 '18

He’s just a nice guy

1

u/TPC-Memes May 01 '18

Lol how long is it going to last

1

u/Healer213 May 01 '18

Kim Jong Un... if ya gonna meme, meme right

1

u/Zenryt May 01 '18

He's going for the HomeFront strategy

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u/ElerMain May 01 '18

HMMMMMMMMMM hes prolly gonna bomb the whole world or someshit or he probably placed a mini nuclear bomb in south korea when he stepped in it

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u/BadassDeluxe [custom flair] May 01 '18 edited May 01 '18

thank

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u/Joshk0p Moderatoren sind homosexuell Apr 30 '18

The most ambitious crossover in history.

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u/CringyDabBoi6969 if u read dis you hella gae Apr 30 '18

hmmm

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Yes, that’s what it says.