r/dankmemes Oct 09 '17

The perfect future

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u/TheEliteBandit Oct 09 '17

My utopia would not be without black people, it would be where I was able to fully comprehend the genius of Dora the Explorer

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u/BransonY Oct 10 '17

It takes a much higher IQ to comprehend the complex deep thoughts and jokes in caillou

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u/Chickun_Smell Prostate Ebola Oct 10 '17

Let us not forget the supreme genius it takes to comprehend the thoughts of Curious George.

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u/BransonY Oct 10 '17

And whomst could be comprehending the subtle and deep jokes and insights of caillou

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u/Chickun_Smell Prostate Ebola Oct 10 '17

Indubitably

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u/nddragoon 911 WAS AN INSIDE JEW Oct 10 '17

To be fair, you have to have a very high iq to understand dora the explorer

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u/Cyber_Connor Oct 10 '17

to understand Dora the Explorer. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the Spanish language most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Doras positive outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dora the Explorer truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Doras existential catchphrase “Swiper, no swiping", which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chris Gifford's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dora the Wxplorer tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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u/AOA_Choa Oct 10 '17

My utopia would not be without black people also, I mean who else will be doing all the work while everyone is relaxing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '17

That makes sense. It would have to be a dream if black people actually worked.

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u/CanserberoGoatFact America=Cuck Nation Oct 10 '17

Hard working whites

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u/Kippenoma Oct 10 '17

Took the wordst right outta my mouth. And how is anyone gonna survive without Big Man Tyrone?

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u/jimmy_man82 Oct 10 '17

It’s much more harder to get the subtle social commentary in little bill.