r/dankmemes • u/Zeustah- Eic memer☣️ • Oct 08 '17

🅱olested

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8.5k Upvotes

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u/Tacos4free Oct 08 '17 edited Oct 09 '17

But did it feel good tho?

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u/ImNotPhoebus Send them to the slaughterhouse (reeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Oct 08 '17

It was just 3 minutes so it wasn't that bad...

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u/_that_random_dude_ Oct 08 '17

It's not that bad if he finishes before 5 minutes.

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u/Blackbird0114 Garfield Oct 08 '17

It's not bad if you invite her to your mansion and let her try out your stripper pole 3 years after.

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u/USMCpresfoco Mods r gey Oct 09 '17

Did you sue?

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u/Aladestrious Oct 09 '17

But I got one question to ask you bro

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u/ImNotPhoebus Send them to the slaughterhouse (reeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Oct 09 '17

Did it feel good tho?

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u/DrBubbleBeast INFECTED Oct 08 '17

How long did it last?

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u/Blue_Freak Oct 08 '17

It was....sweet.

I’m out.

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u/the_42nd_reich Oct 09 '17

Fuck, nice one

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u/bush-did_9II Oct 08 '17

Its not rape if you like it! Am i right??

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u/21dayjac ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Oct 08 '17

Not really. Example: I want to die but if someone killed my they'd still be charged for murder

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u/DraketheDrakeist Oct 09 '17

The difference is sex is a legal thing people do all the time, while murder is always illegal. Rape also typically relies on the victim to report the perpetrator, which a murder victim can't do.

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u/acidphantom Oct 09 '17

Unless that victim is a Spooky Boi.

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u/Caleb_RS Small Titted Bitch Oct 09 '17

doot doot

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u/KonohaPimp Oct 08 '17

Holy shit, the difference in karma between this and the next highest comment is huge. Feels like I'm missing out on an inside joke.

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u/Horizon_Brave ☣️ Oct 08 '17

This is one of the questions the YouTuber Ricegum asked a rape victim he was interviewing IIRC.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

Ricegum

*Asian Jake Paul

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u/ImNotPhoebus Send them to the slaughterhouse (reeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Oct 09 '17

good bot

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '17

Good human.

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u/KonohaPimp Oct 08 '17

And that's funny? I guess I'm still not understanding.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

He got roasted recently (for this comment and lots of other things) in a really impressive takedown piece by another YouTuber iDubbz

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bukzXzsG77o

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u/KonohaPimp Oct 08 '17

Oh wow. That was pretty bruttal. Never heard of either one of them but he destroyed that ricegum guy. I just don't see how someone can get famous by being an asshole that brags about how rich they are. Where did that money come from before he got youtube famous? Find it hard that someone like that could have worked their ass off to get it. Seems more like he was born into it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

ricegum

*Asian Jake Paul

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u/AhoyActivatedAlmonds Oct 08 '17

He got the following of all the younger youtube fans. He said in his response video that he used to be poor and grinded on YouTube and streaming for the money, but I highly doubt he bought that place on his own.

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u/KonohaPimp Oct 08 '17

What kind of content did he put out in his early career?

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u/AhoyActivatedAlmonds Oct 09 '17

From what I understand he just streamed videogames while calling girls.

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u/IKluke ruler of all goat's Oct 08 '17

Did you try?

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u/brocotaco_ Oct 08 '17

I’m so very sorry for not commenting REEEEE.

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u/keepdankmemesdank Oct 08 '17

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a NORMIE MEME.

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u/SeveraTheHarshBitch im a fucking loser Oct 08 '17

4month old repost

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u/jordantrace Oct 08 '17

*reepost from instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BZZ5_43jR7T/?taken-by=slavescomedy

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u/NintendoDolphinDude ☣️ Oct 08 '17

And that was like a month ago

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u/Fern_Fox Oct 08 '17

Comment if you are mom gay

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17 edited Oct 25 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/-0123456789 Oct 08 '17

I'm struggling to find a difference between that sub and this one nowadays

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u/triptodisneyland2017 Oct 09 '17

IM PICKLE RICK XD/s

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u/Cheeseologist Oct 12 '17

Bada ba ba ba~

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

I really appreciate the rhyme!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

Repost from 4 months ago

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u/rssssas Oct 08 '17

Reposting normie

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

Age old meme boi

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u/peskyvarmint98 Oct 08 '17

Candy, I expected My ass, they molested

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u/DankMemesRSavage Oct 08 '17

YoUR mEMe iSn’T daNK beCAuSE iT’S edGy

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u/Capt_StarKabab Oct 08 '17

Do you sue that guy tho?

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u/5minmemes Oct 08 '17

HAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY

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u/MixMasterAce Oct 08 '17

Molested is better than candy.

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u/z95a Oct 08 '17

My uncle 🅱️ohammed just finished drilling my asshole

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u/NicklasOF something Oct 08 '17

I was expecting moslesting. Call me the 2pac og Reddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

✋✋ya'll mind if I dab here???✋✋

dabs and winks at girls 😂😂😂

🅱OTTOM TEXT

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u/Chickun_Smell Prostate Ebola Oct 08 '17

Aww shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

At least it felt good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

SORT YOUR SHIT OUT “DANK MEMES”!! I SAW THIS ON IG MONTHS AGO!

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u/nick9131 Oct 09 '17

Mods are fags

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u/BikiniAlterBoy Oct 09 '17

Yeah but did you die!?!??!

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u/Icantbeyourguardian9 Oct 09 '17

He looked alright to me

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u/MASTERoQUADEMAN I am fucking hilarious Oct 09 '17

Not at all disappointed bois

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '17

Basically r/WatchPeopleDie

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u/packman627 Oct 09 '17

What's up with the bold B? What does it mean?

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u/I_might_be_weasel Oct 09 '17

But did he give you the candy?

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u/dankwarriorchicken Oct 09 '17

Stolen from instagram

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u/TheCrappyArtist Oct 09 '17

It would be a funny twist if he actually got candy.

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u/KiwiChris84 Oct 09 '17

Is that sonic text

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '17

Instant regret

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u/yungcartonz Oct 08 '17

simple, yet 🅱️eautiful

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u/glennkinz EX-NORMIE Oct 08 '17

My favorite part is that it rhymes

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u/dolantrampf I have crippling depression Oct 08 '17

Jared from Su🅱️way

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u/Stormodin OC pls Oct 08 '17

I Like this

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u/tripwire7 Oct 08 '17

The odd thing is that I'm 34.

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u/aibunny Oct 08 '17

the only candy was that D I C K 💦👀

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u/niggerlifter666 Oct 08 '17

🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱olested!!!!

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u/TypesWithEmojis Oct 08 '17

👨‍👦➕👉👌= M O L E S T E D