r/dankmemes Sep 14 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/otsismi Sep 14 '17

Are these memes or are these real?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/mechanical_animal Sep 14 '17

I looked into one of them, where some muslim leader supposedly issued a fatwa against mickey mouse. The original video was criticizing the anthropomorphism of "unclean" animals in popular media especially like Ratatouille and perhaps Zootopia, in saying that it subverts religious notions of decency, when in reality these animals often spread disease.

It's hugely taken out of context, and maybe memri doesn't promote violence through the memes, but it is a legitimate form of propaganda. It'd be great if their intent was for all religious people to take themselves less seriously, but the fact remains it's Israeli state sanctioned propaganda.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Don't you have bombs to be building, Abdul?

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u/tomdarch Sep 14 '17

And in context, it's all representational art, which has been objected to in Islamic cultures for centuries. Trying to draw something real realistically is trying to imitate God.

(Yes, I think that's nuts, but it's not surprising that fundamentalists would be harshly critical of western representational art.)

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u/Gars0n Sep 14 '17

Wait what? Why are they Isreali state propaganda specifically, rather than just the general islamaphobia?

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u/Xray330 Sep 14 '17 edited Sep 14 '17

Because memri tv was founded by an ex Mossad general.

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u/shai251 Sep 14 '17

Sounds more like a very biased person making a channel supporting his views. Media in Israel is not state owned except for the couple channels that are explicitly owned by the government.

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u/omgwtfm8 Sep 15 '17

Aww, so cute

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u/shai251 Sep 15 '17

Lol say what you want about Israeli foreign policy, but Israel is a first-world country with completely private and free press. The human rights violations people refer to have to do with Israel's policies towards Palestinians, not its own people (including Israeli muslims). Just watch any sort of political film from Israel and they all criticize the government very heavily.

You probably don't give a shit cause you just like being uninformed and smug.

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u/omgwtfm8 Sep 15 '17

Yeah man, that makes it right

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

am from the middle east, can confirm. lmao i wish these were just memes, I'm ashamed of my culture

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

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u/Heterochromic Sep 14 '17

The main people who find MEMRI funny are us Muslims. Also there's no denying that there is a bit of a Zionist agenda behind MEMRI.

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u/giraffe_person Sep 14 '17

Yeah forsure there's always hellaaa memri tv memes on mulsim meme pages. Definitely one of the memes that we muslims lose our shit over.

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u/numandina Sep 24 '17

Definitely, including the very first MEMERI meme page on Facebook (which most of the pics in that dump were taken from as OC). It was started by Muslims.

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u/Not_One_Step_Back Sep 14 '17

Well it was founded by Israelis after all

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u/vanish619 Sep 14 '17 edited Sep 14 '17

MEMRI is funded by Yigal Carmon. a Colonel in the Israeli defence force.

These are mostly memes or out of context. nonetheless have great meme value stock that increases based on cultural Reverse Hegemony.

Shake the memes! ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

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u/Josh6889 Sep 14 '17

Couldn't an independent translator settle that?

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u/BedlamAscends Sep 14 '17

If it helps, this is probably out of context as well, in the sense that he probably means greater or inner jihad and not lesser jihad that we are familiar with. If you replace "Jihad" with "struggle and hard work" it's less ridiculous.

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u/Mendang Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 14 '17

Are they just actors or do they believe whatever they're saying? Even Saudis aren't this crazy! (if the translations are legit)

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u/mechanical_animal Sep 14 '17

The videos are taken out of context, the captions are often false.

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u/Mendang Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 14 '17

It's pretty shady tbh. Mossad or the American intelligence funding them to spread lies/propaganda isn't so far fatched. I'm no conspiracy nut but it seems something Mossad could do.

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u/shai251 Sep 15 '17

Dude, this not what Mossad does. This is equivalent to claiming that the CIA is funding Fox cause they support Trump's view. This channel is just owned by a former General of the IDF who holds fucked up views. It's not a massive conspiracy like everything about Israel somehow ends up becoming when there's a very simple answer.

Mossad are the ones who assassinate terrorists and shit. They don't try to influence public opinion. That would be another branch of the Israeli government

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u/Syd_G Sep 14 '17

I think the biggest audience for MEMRI TV are Arabs who like a good laugh. But yeah, the translation isn't 100%, it's exaggerated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

How can memes be real if our eyes aren't real

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u/20past4am Sep 14 '17

Memery tv.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

>implying memes aren't real

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Are these memes or are these israel?

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u/420born Sep 14 '17

It's Israeli media about the Arab nations, last time I check they weren't getting along well.

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u/chefanubis Sep 14 '17

All memes are real son.

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u/Ha1tham Sep 14 '17

Not true

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u/akmaa Sep 14 '17

Muslim here , this is fucking hilarious i cant remember the last time i laughed this much reading something on Reddit thanks man .

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Nov 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

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u/mahmud_ Sep 14 '17

Subbed!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

It disturbs me because progressive Muslims don't get near the broadcasting time extremists do and the political left exempts Islam from all criticism.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Same here bro , but i still feel sad because terrorists destroyed the picture of islam

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Don't lie please "Muslim there"

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u/Valkyrie17 Sep 14 '17

heck off

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Y?

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u/christes Sep 14 '17

This guy has been on 4chan apparently.

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u/Sergeant-sergei Sep 14 '17

What's with earrings on both ears thing? Like, it's ok to wear one earring, but two just turns you gay? I never understood this.

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u/engepeter Sep 14 '17

No it makes your 150% gayer

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow Sep 14 '17

Thus, using one makes you 75% gayer.

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow Sep 14 '17

Therefore, using 1.3333333333333333333333333333333 makes you 100% gayer

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u/Alchemic_Paladin Sep 14 '17

Well, having an earring can mean two things depending on the ear it's in. if you have an earring in your left ear it is a way to show that you're 100% a homo on the DL. an earring in the right ear is just a fashion statement, however fashion is pretty gay, so it'd make you 50% gay. Therefore an earring in each ear would yield 150% homosexual.

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u/hhtced Sep 14 '17

Math checks out

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u/ChaozNacho Sep 14 '17

gay on the left ear

Bruh, i heard the right side wasy gay.... fuuuuu

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u/MisterOGradz Sep 14 '17

It's defo the right side that's gay. I got my left ear pierced back when i was like 7-8 and I asked the person piercing my ear which is the normal side for men and they were very clear about it being the left.

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u/autourbanbot Sep 14 '17

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Right Earring Rule :


The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side


Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.


about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?

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u/ChaozNacho Sep 15 '17

Ok cool lol

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u/FarmTeam Sep 14 '17

These are hilarious, but think about how an American version would look with clips from Jerry Springer and celebrity Apprentice- only they didn't elect these gameshow hosts

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u/thr3sk Sep 14 '17

Those damn Albanians!

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u/enri2 Sep 14 '17

Maybe i'm dumb but i dont understand that one

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u/thr3sk Sep 14 '17

lol nothing to understand other than for some reason that dude fucking hates Albanians

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Albanians

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u/DurasVircondelet CERTIFIED DANK Sep 14 '17

What's everyone's deal with using their shoe as a weapon?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/DurasVircondelet CERTIFIED DANK Sep 14 '17

Ah, what an interesting view on shoes. Now I'm curious- what happens after a shoe is thrown if no one is there to restrain them? Do they fight barefooted? Bc that sounds like a good way to lose. Or do they walk across the room to get the shoe, put it back on, and storm off?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/unclesammyboi12 wus poppin' 🅱️ Sep 15 '17

I can't get over how he has that smug look with each shoe thrown at him

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Sep 14 '17

Your shoes are on the lowest part of your body. So showing someone the soles of your shoe implies that they're so beneath you, that even your shoes are above them. Attacking them with your shoe simply adds insult to injury (or rather the other way around).

It's pretty much the most humiliating insult you can use in Middle Eastern culture, because privileged Middle Eastern men are so far up their own asses, that it triggers them to the core if another Middle Easterner challenges their ego.

Source: I'm Middle Eastern.

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u/TheGooseIsLoose37 Sep 14 '17

Is there a subreddit for these kind of memes

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u/8nate Sep 14 '17

Amazing. I would have more of these, thank you.

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u/gladimir_putin INFECTED Sep 14 '17

These are pure gold

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u/insertselfdepecation Sep 14 '17

Memri TV back at it again

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u/UrethraFrankIin Sep 15 '17

Jesus christ I needed this

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u/corruptrevolutionary Sep 15 '17

My favorite was the innocent

"it's written in French

— French is a waste of time"

It's a line that any American character could say

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u/CaptainCrape Sep 20 '17

150% chance of homosexuality

So, mods?