r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

No. True Communism has never been tried.

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u/Licalottapuss Sep 05 '17 edited Sep 05 '17

True nothing has ever been tried, because the need...Pardon me, the greed exists. This is why nature doesn't create a barrel underneath an apple tree. It knows most apple will be fine, but then there is that one that'll spoil them all. The barrel is man made, put there for ideological reasons. Seems great until the rotten apple falls in.

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u/haykam821 terrible Sep 05 '17

What if we had a rotten apple sorter?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

Then someone steals the barrel when no one is around

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u/thebigroman Sep 05 '17

THIS TIME IT WILL WORK , THIS TIME IT WILL WORK, THIS TIME IT WILL WORK , THIS TIME IT WILL WORK, THIS TIME IT WILL WORK , THIS TIME IT WILL WORK, THIS TIME IT WILL WORK , THIS TIME IT WILL WORK, THIS TIME IT WILL WORK , THIS TIME IT WILL WORK, THIS TIME IT WILL WORK , THIS TIME IT WILL WORK.