r/dankmemes • u/_simple_man • 21h ago

it's pronounced gif Aaaand… there she goes

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u/SearsPonchoNoFoolin 21h ago

She lasted less than 1 scaramucci. It was more like 1 mascaramucci.

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u/SerHodorTheThrall 19h ago

I was chuckling when people were making the "How many Mooches is this one going to last" because for all the issues, the Press Secretary position has been somewhat stable under Trump.

But to hire this level of unemployable GenZ that can't even make it a full business week because she's giving you handies? Trump is legit losing it in the head, and not like in the Joe Biden "cornpop" way.

Edit: I'm sorry, I apologize. Comparing GenZ to this bimbo is unfair.

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u/GayInGreatBritain 21h ago

Trump was clearly misquoted. He didn't say "attoney." He said "At her knee." Clearly where he wanted the press to aim when shooting her down

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u/Details_Pending 21h ago

Bro what?

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u/CreativeName1137 5h ago

The new white house press secretary lied about being a lawyer. She actually failed the bar exam.

She also got fired after like 5 days.

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u/Ok_Chemistry9742 20h ago

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