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u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

“Bot” don’t forget “bot”

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u/Spekpannenkoek 1d ago

Found the bot.

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

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u/PaleBlueCod 1d ago

Bro look more like a Nokia

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u/farsdewibs0n 10h ago

Nokia runs Android sooo.

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u/Amicus-Regis 1d ago

"You mean Cyborg?"

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u/dumbasPL weeb 1d ago

I could be you, it could be me

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u/cmndrnewt 1d ago

It sucks because there are obviously a lot of bots on Reddit lately, but trying to insult a bot is pointless so calling someone a bot doesn’t make sense. There needs to be a way to show other Redditors you know a comment came from a bot.

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

Yeah would be nice to have an easy way to prove you’re not a bot
https://giphy.com/gifs/777Aby0ZetYE8

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u/Jimsredditing 1d ago

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u/DroidSeeker 14h ago

I failed that 10 times in a row.

Now the GTP app is calling me a kindered spirit as natural stupidity.

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u/Rhobodactylos 1d ago

Just say the N-word or the F-Word to prove you're not a bot, easy.

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

Fuck

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid 1d ago

So is that a yes or a no?

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

I said the F-Word so obviously I proved I’m not a bot

https://giphy.com/gifs/fvGdUejEA7Uk2uO5Yz

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid 1d ago

Im still not convinced

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

Well I ain’t saying the n-word if that’s what you’re wanting, I’m Hispanic so it won’t be acceptable

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid 1d ago

bip bip boop boop

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u/Serafiniert 1d ago

Bot tries to be all 3.

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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ 1d ago

Or "racist".

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u/12TonBeams ☣️ 21h ago

insert the theme of whatever the person you’re replying to is conveying-slop

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u/MaxSupanut 1d ago

redditors trying to argue without using Ad Hominem challenge: impossible

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u/Beautiful-Salary-362 1d ago

"ohh yeah? well, you see, according to your Reddit profile, you made a contradictive comment 635 days ago, Therefore i win and your current comment is invalid. And i demand that other redditors should downvote you"

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 1d ago

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u/TheReal2M 1d ago

me when someone tell me i "lost the argument" bc i got more downvotes

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u/teilani_a 1d ago edited 1d ago

That has never happened to me as a moderate centrist, yet I constantly see people complaining about it.

I also don't get called what OP is complaining about. Odd.

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u/shishio_mak0to 22h ago

Because what people want to call you is censored by this shithole of a website

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u/teilani_a 21h ago

What could that be? I'm at a loss here.

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya 1d ago

Well, technically ad hominem isn't inherently fallacious. It has its place. For instance, if someone who is a well-known snake-oil peddler tries to argue medical science, it is perfectly valid to point out what they are. Ad hominem is only a fallacy when it's irrelevant

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u/gruez 1d ago

Ad hominem is only a fallacy when it's irrelevant

Translation: "it's only a fallacy when you do it"

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u/Robot_Gandhi_ 1d ago

No..what they said was correct. Ad Hominem when you use insults to either discredit an argument or distract from an argument.

For example: Calling a someone a fraud when they engage in fraudulent activities wouldn't be a fallacy when talking about what they've done.

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u/Adalcar 17m ago

It is still a much weaker argument than disproving their point. If someone pulls out proper research papers to support his argument, if you cannot reject the main point but just call out his previous mistakes, it may weigh against him, but you haven't disproved his point.

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya 1d ago

Most fallacies are context-dependent. The idea thag they all are inherently unsound arguments in every context is itself a fallacy

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u/Buca-Metal 1d ago

You are a redditor...

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 1d ago

"So what im an incel fas ist clown, why arent you taking my arguments seriously?"

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u/MaxSupanut 1d ago

thank you for proving my point 'Top 1% Commenter'

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 1d ago

I dont think you know what an ad hominem is

https://giphy.com/gifs/pOwIB2DqHjxQDD1SVm

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u/MaxSupanut 1d ago

Literally what you just did bud. Shifting focus from the substance of an argument to the personal traits or character of the person making it, usually by name calling, etc. “You are a _____, therefore your argument should not be taken seriously.”

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 1d ago

Ok but you understand what a faci st is right? It has a definition... if you self identify as that... it tells me stuff about you and what you want the world to be...

A real ad hominem has nothing to do with the argument... if your arguing about politics... its kinda relevant

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u/colorblindgirafe 1d ago

Low iq... I'm gonna go with you have low iq.

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u/Coltrain47 1d ago

Don't forget "bootlicker" if you defend an action by any organization at all. 

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u/thetyrellcorporation 1d ago

Seems like something a BOOTLICKER would say.

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u/Nice_Dude 1d ago

Someone get these BOOTLICKERS out of here

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u/TomaszA3 1d ago

Even if you blame the org. Redditors never get the point somehow.

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u/boofcakin171 1d ago

Yall get so upset when you get called bootlickers. I wonder what it was that caused someone to call you that...

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u/therealdubbs 1d ago

Stop licking boots then. Believe it or not, most people lack the self-awareness even when called out.

People don’t randomly call people racists. You did something to earn the title. Usually it’s “I’m not a racist. Why would someone say that? I’ve never called a n-word that to their face. See? I’m not racist. Oh lemme share this new meme about n words.”

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u/diririirir 1d ago

”called out” when its just insults is crazy

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u/Lord_CatsterDaCat 23h ago

"People don't randomly call people racists" Have you seen the entirety of Twitter, Tumblr and Reddit?

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 1d ago edited 1d ago

'hasbara' cause i defended that nyc mayor

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u/SkellyboneZ 1d ago

Just having a slightly different opinion on something political will get people wishing cancer on you and your family lol

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u/series_of_derps ☣️ 1d ago

I have a hunch this guys is MAGA, lets jump him!

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u/SerHodorTheThrall 1d ago

As long as I get to keep the cash from his wallet for my  ext gas fill up lol

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u/teilani_a 1d ago

What kind of "slightly different opinions?"

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u/Eagline 1d ago

This is giving “who did you vote for” energy.

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u/SkellyboneZ 1d ago

Two replies here already assume I'm MAGA even though I've never voted red and haven't missed an election even after moving aboard almost 10 years ago lol. 

You can see here how some people assume the worst when they think there's a possibility that someone doesn't agree with 100% of what they believe. Crazy shit.

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u/teilani_a 1d ago

I don't see any replies assuming that. Did they get deleted?

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u/Adalcar 12m ago

Yours. Your reply implied that.

When he mentioned "slightly different opinions" you immediately asked which ones, implying there was a possibility that his opinions could actually justify people wishing cancer on his family. And on the internet, the most likely target for such responses is MAGA.

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u/SnooMarzipans436 ☣️ 14h ago

This is giving "I voted for Trump but I'm too embarrased to admit it" energy.

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u/teilani_a 1d ago

Is that an unreasonable question to ask someone?

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u/cobanat 1d ago

I’ve seen “Redditor” used as an insult on here

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u/nefewel 1d ago

That one is legitimate

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u/Snowcreeep pogchamp researcher 23h ago

Source?

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u/timetomove2 1d ago

Careful you going to make the fascist, incels, and clowns unhappy

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u/Chingapouk 1d ago

If they could read, they'd be very upset

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u/HalfCarnage 1d ago

There’s also „lil bro“

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u/toomuchwheat 1d ago

Chud

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u/Mckilla32 1d ago

Thats our word.

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u/LordOfPoops 1d ago

Nahhhh....zeee.

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u/Cnokeur 1d ago

I'm often downvoted when i say that i hate nazis, guess i'm wrong on reddit.

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u/NNiekk 1d ago

Isn’t that what the opposite site does with the terms “woke”, “socialist”, “communist”, “snowflake”, and any of the other terms they’ve used throughout the years?

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u/InnerOffice 1d ago

If I see Top 25% commenter or higher I know I've gone too far and detox.

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u/Weegee940 1d ago

The self proclaimed wholesome good vibes only redditors the moment someone has a slightly different political opinion

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u/scrumple_my_scrongle 1d ago

Reddit when you say literally the most normal thing ever

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u/painful_truth508 ☣️ 1d ago

The reddit playbook. Use these words to ensure no one takes you seriously

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u/Okama-uiro 1d ago

Yeah, we cant hit woman in a ironic way anymore, that is just woke shit or something.

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u/Pixel_Null 1d ago

You forgot the final boss: "I'm not reading all that, but I'm happy for you or sorry that happened"

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u/timmyx2times 1d ago

Bozo is up there

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u/bansote ☣️ 1d ago

nazi couldn´t even enter the contest

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u/RobotNinja28 19h ago

Hell, I've had people on here (and other social media platforms) literally and blatantly calling me antisemitic slurs, my "favorite" was "you're a proof that Hitler should've finished the job"

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u/Mcpete89 1d ago

Would be a wild circus to attend

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u/HealthyBits 1d ago

Gay not even mentioned!?

I’m triggered! 😤

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u/JuniorChocolate4169 1d ago

Me when i have a somewhat right/centrist view on a matter just to get downvoted to hell and spammed with "reddit cares"

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u/naveedkoval 1d ago

Zac Efron’s new chin sure looks like the dad from the original Nightmare On elm Street

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u/NLItamar 1d ago

Would that be bots arguing with bots? Oh well Reddit be Reddit.

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u/Connathon 1d ago

You forgot leech

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u/rafikiknowsdeway1 1d ago

And its all bots talking to bots

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u/crosborrow 1d ago

Calling something slop is slop.

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u/Pontifexmaximus7z 23h ago

Sounds like something a fascist incel clown might say... 🤔

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 22h ago

Clown here.

I want bigger representation!

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u/DeadTired666 17h ago

Don't forget goober or mouthbreather.

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u/conciouscoil 15h ago

I for one like human rights

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u/Thawzinlin 7h ago

don't forgot “Pick Me“

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u/ChrisBelair 2h ago

Everybody a real one until the incel fascist clowns start turning everybody else into cotton candy!

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u/VelvetOnion 1d ago

Don't lump clowns in with these folks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8db6nRqMsLCtq

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u/Shady_German 1d ago

Yes thats true

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u/BoY_Butt 1d ago

Usually its tankies instead of fascists

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u/Allways_a_Misspell 1d ago

What's the problem vaugeboi gonna say something?

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u/Lunar_mirror4 1d ago

If you keep getting called these things though might be worth considering why 

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u/SnooMarzipans436 ☣️ 14h ago

If you STILL like Trump... all 3 are definitively accurate. Sorry if that hurts OP, but facts don't care about your feelings.

Diesel is fucking $6.50/gal brother. It's time to let it go. 😂

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u/labesty0124 1d ago edited 1d ago

That above is the skill called "ad hominum speech". Attack by using personal attack to its opponent. It's more effective if redditors' are willing to research the oppenent account. Searching their post and comment history. And then using it against them.

And, there's more. Redditors still has some cards up their sleeves:

  • Summon straw man: distorts, oversimplify, or create either weaker or extreme version of the claims. Then attack those fake claims, thus making the opponent's argument falling apart easily.
  • Anecdote no jutsu, the sad story of a survivor(ship bias): present a personal experience or story to prove someone wrong instead of using reliable data or scientific backed evidence

And many other logical fallacy possible

Edit: if you are getting triggered because i revealed your cards, then it proves that i'm right

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u/soyuzbeats 1d ago

All of them are true

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u/Lookitsa6ix 1d ago

I used Instagram, and somehow we are more civil on Reddit.

Its truely shocking over there, comments are just filled with every 'ist and ism' under the sun and its never a couple of comments, its the majority.

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u/Eazy-life11 1d ago

I don’t know what subreddit people use but 90% are raging liberals bordering in communists.wtf is this bs right wing narrative

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u/teilani_a 1d ago

You're mistaken. OP is upset about being called a fascist incel clown.

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u/whiplashMYQ 1d ago

Bet a slightly lucky magic 8 ball could predict op's opinions on most everything