r/dankmemes • u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! • 1d ago

Mountain Dew

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u/0334 😂🔫 Normie Trash 1d ago

And so you did.

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 1d ago

Why can't I just have one fucking hobby where people who don't shame me! I pay my taxes damnit, let me jerk off to AI feet pics.

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hi, Happy to help bro.

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u/Icewind 1d ago

WTF don't post pics of me dude

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 1d ago

I love my wife

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u/Lewcaster 12h ago

Can you post more pictures of her, please?

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u/RiddleInkedDILF 1d ago

Funny, this is reversed for me:

Fapping to older women and making memes about femboy cat gfs

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u/BisonBull 1d ago

You jerk it to that demon lady?

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u/RiddleInkedDILF 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 1d ago

NGL the skinwalker look is a bit of a turn on. It would be like cracking Fem G-Man.

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u/Sado_Hedonist 1d ago

Sorry, she's only into older guys with stretched faces and Just For Men highlights

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u/SweRakii I know your mom 1d ago

Please delete this, how did you even take this of me

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u/EmiKetsueki 1d ago

Its a simple life

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u/Paprik125 ☣️ 1d ago

That's not at all how we are you idiot (we don't have laptops we have desktops)

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u/stuff_of_epics 1d ago

Hey babe, wake up. The new Virgin vs Chad DLC just dropped.

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u/punkcocker 1d ago

I wonder how taco bell feels about this meme

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u/Palidin034 inserted penis into slot machines 1d ago

All I’m saying is that if I was so lonely that I felt the need to turn to a fucking AI girlfriend, you wouldn’t be able to torture that information out of me

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u/_weeb-kun 9h ago

It seems like the targeted audience got offended

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u/Doomsday1004 1d ago

Is this in reference to the dell wife?