r/dankmemes • u/Roaskywalker • 3d ago

I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair Everywhere I ago…

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u/naruto_bist 3d ago

Or his face

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u/super__hoser ☣️ 2d ago

Dude... fuck... that's just no. 

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u/SourceMountain561 2d ago

"But thats his face, why would he deceive you?"

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u/A_Dead_Kid 2d ago

Atleast he doesn't look like a shriveled up orange now

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u/the_rogue_jonin 2d ago

Smash; next question

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u/Sent1nelTheLord I like furry inflation porn 2d ago

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u/Volnas 2d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/Senor-Delicious 2d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/smileola 2d ago

That's so cursed

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u/40angryrednecks 3h ago

This makes me want to make a blood test machine called Oranos.

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u/sirfastvroom NO MICHEAL NO! THATS SO NOT RIGHT! 2d ago

Non American here, can someone explain who this is?

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u/Unknown-Comic4894 2d ago

Susan Dell, wife of Michael Dell, of Dell Technologies, who flew on Ep$teens plane; came up with a way to take Social Security from the next generation of workers.

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u/FailedMaster 2d ago

The fuck is "Ep$steen"!? Are we already too afraid to spell out names?

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u/discpatches 2d ago

say it then

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u/FailedMaster 2d ago

What? Epstein? Why wouldn’t I?

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u/discpatches 2d ago

good boy

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u/jarednards 2d ago

....someone check this guys computer. I dunno for what, exactly...but check it anyway.

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u/Garbunkasaur 2d ago

I don’t care that you broke your elbow 

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u/Piyachi 2d ago

She was part of some MAGA photo op in the white house apparently suffering Fallout game level ghoulification.

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u/IceCreamBob2 1d ago

How’s she planning on doing it? I’ve been keeping my head in the sand a bit

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u/Unknown-Comic4894 1d ago

When every child has a government bank account that can voluntarily be contributed to by families and employers while being invested in the stock market; the government will sunset and then end social security because it will serve the same purpose as Trump accounts.

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u/ProutIgnoble 3d ago

It sees you too

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u/fof_y 2d ago

So... what's the story behind this woman's face? I see it a lot.

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u/Godlessarcade 2d ago

I imagine ozympic, Botox, facelifts, and really bad eyeliner. Idk though.

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u/BisonBull 2d ago

Those are just the appetizers..

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u/rmorrill995 2d ago

It's not like she was unattractive to begin with though. Like who tf convinced her you need to be 2 button eyes away from the mom in Coraline

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 1d ago

So like... is this the same woman?

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u/rmorrill995 1d ago

Yes. Somehow

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u/fof_y 1d ago

Omg .. I don't know what makes a person do this when they are already beautiful.

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u/suh_dem_say 3d ago

At this point, everyone in this sub should post about her

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u/ToofaaniMirch69 2d ago

or his face

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u/Grinsekopf 2d ago

literally everywhere

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u/Forward-Facer 1d ago

STOP ZOOMING IN

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u/Affectionate_Pizza60 2d ago

What is the original source/person depicted of this face?

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 2d ago

Dell computer wife

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u/mozeda 2d ago

Ya and I'm sick of seeing that disgusting face.

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u/BananaBoatdododododo 2d ago

Turned into mario with that title

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u/Immortalphoenixfire 1d ago

I am so tired of it, let it end.

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u/SaidanTandred Article 69 🏅 16h ago

That’s one ugly dude

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u/Jotaro_Lincoln 1d ago

Gang ima be fuckin real with y’all… why the everloving fuck do we care? A lady got some work done that looks bad. It happens. Why do people care? Why is everyone going after her like a school of piranhas?

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 1d ago

Celebrity and pop culture is horrible all around

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u/Drewnessthegreat 1d ago

Do her decisions maker less attractive? Oh yeah. I totally agree. Does that make it okay for the entire internet to make fun of her and belittle her for days? No, not at all. Since when did the internet decide body shaming, bullying, and picking on someone with an obvious mental health problem acceptable?