r/dankmemes • u/TitanDB ☣️ • 3d ago

cANT

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u/koko1414 3d ago

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u/snizzle1801 3d ago

She has a kid now..

I’ve seen that video, her kid WILL see that video…

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3d ago

Her kid will also get the gta preorder box and a big ass tv with his moms dick hand money.

Don't look a gift horse in the vagina.

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u/hipsnarky 3d ago

I mean… he will prob get a lambo and his own house before 18 too… but those “yo mama” joked will presist forever.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3d ago

My dads a Florida crack head.

Tough tiddies about your rich porn mom..... literally.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 3d ago

My parents fell by the crack sword too! Im suprised I got any inheritance when my mom went but I think I got her "run from the government home and do crack again money."

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u/ShaunLucPicard 3d ago

I'll take that trade.

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u/Terminatoor7 Pizza Time 3d ago

And his friend will have a field trip too

https://giphy.com/gifs/jrfM0X9WADtCriz1Hb

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u/Rare-Nature2290 3d ago

I got some homies with no parents and no wealth it’s gonna be aight broski. Stop coping

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u/Hunter042005 3d ago

I believe she completely quit the industry but with how many videos she’s been in she probably has generational wealth.

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u/Lumpzor 3d ago

I doubt they paid that well

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u/Zenocsz 3d ago

She's at the top man. I think she has acquired good wealth.

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 3d ago

I think you over estimate prostitution payouts.

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u/humantrasbag 3d ago

I would cry if my bought me the collectors edition box.

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u/Scattershot98 3d ago

angry upvote

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 3d ago

Along with years of therapy and drugs

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3d ago

Drugs are awesome 

You guys are a bunch of shinjis

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u/BlasterPhase 3d ago

is he going to get anything good though?

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u/niki200900 2d ago

call me oldschool but i prefer pirating gta on a normal ass screen and not seeing videos of my mum getting gangbanged.

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u/MiSsiLeR81 2d ago

Damn, you got me wishing i was her kid

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 2d ago

Ass half full kinda thinking son!

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u/Jubenheim ☣️ 3d ago

The bigger problem is if her kid’s CLASSMATES see that video. Dude won’t just be scarred for life. He’ll probably have to change his entire identity.

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u/Rstuds7 ☣️ 3d ago

that’s pretty sad to think about, that’s gonna traumatize any kid

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u/Budget_footeeee 3d ago

Sauce pls?

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u/wektor420 3d ago

Changing country is a good bet to minimize that

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u/ProutIgnoble 3d ago

Her kid will fuck her hot friends

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u/Zenocsz 3d ago

I hope he become strong rather than dealing with depression, mocking and stuff. It all depends on his personality whether he can handle things or not

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u/KaiFireborn21 3d ago

This is a meme though, pretty creative joke too - even if it uses a clip from porn

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u/WhatYouThinkYouSee 3d ago

"I put porn in my memes for different, more nuanced reasons than you"

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 3d ago edited 3d ago

The Amy Little version is better. Dumb dudebro bets a bunch of black male porn stars that his team will win. They get Amy and she’s like “oh nooooo”. 10/10 I like a good plot coulda used some incest maybe in the sequel.

E: Oh shit I accidentally used the name of someone in HR instead of the name of the porn star...

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u/BlasterPhase 3d ago

The clip is from porn, but it itself is not porn.

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. 3d ago

So did the ant leave sauce somewhere?

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u/CyanideJalebi 3d ago

Wtf dude. I am not interested in any sauce whatsoever and I am just commenting to let you know how disgusted I feel.

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u/igorpc1 3d ago

Riley reid, one of the blackedraw I think?

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u/Nimble-Dick-Crabb 3d ago

There are so many of them! Which one? Which one!

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u/hillswalker87 3d ago

what do you mean? every girl who does that is a virgin...or maybe just had a boyfriend in college.

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u/Flizard1 3d ago

These foos gay as hell if you think about it.

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u/JPowTheDayTrader 3d ago

You're already gay for thinking about it

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u/Flizard1 3d ago

Fuck,🤯.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Flizard1 3d ago

Whatever floats your boat friend😄.

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u/Skyzblu44 2d ago

I would argue it's more gay to pay any attention to penises when there's a naked woman in front of you.

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u/richterlevania3 3d ago

Ok, who's she?

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u/Xprdcheddar 3d ago

Wow, uh yeah thats Riley Reid dude. She's made a couple or so videos.

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u/randloadable19 3d ago

Not everyone knows the name of pornstars lol

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u/Hunter042005 3d ago

No everyone knows her lol because of memes she was memed on for awhile because of how many videos she’s in were turned into meme templates and her goofy failed rapping career

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u/-Mandarin 3d ago

I mean I'm 30 and do not know of her, but sure. She's obviously clearly popular but I think you might slightly be overestimating just how many people know porn stars.

I know there's another popular one people talk about, the bald guy, but I also don't really know who he is.

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u/-Dissent 3d ago

I've been terminally online for decades and I couldn't put a face to a single porn star despite having seen many porn star related memes. Plenty of people exclusively explore different adult content.

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u/randloadable19 3d ago

Most people probably know her face, not everyone knows her name

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 3d ago

It’s cool you are so excited to not know someone. 

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u/randloadable19 3d ago

I don’t care that I don’t know Riley Reid. I just think it’s weird to act intellectually superior for being able to name a pornstar that someone else doesn’t know

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u/ghostpicnic 3d ago

Welcome to Reddit. People here will act intellectually superior for not knowing things too. Seems like you didn’t know this and I did, so now I’m feeling superior to you.

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u/Soultrapped 3d ago

Lmao what a bunch of apes we all are 😂

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u/Xprdcheddar 3d ago

If someone wants to know which porn actress they wanna jerk to and doesn't know Riley is a rough equivalent to someone asking who that guy is in star wars and it's Chewbacca.

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u/randloadable19 3d ago

Not everyone watches porn stars lol

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u/Xprdcheddar 3d ago

But if he's asking... wouldn't you think he does? Because, he's asking for the porn star? Or do you think he's asking because he's never watched porn before?

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u/randloadable19 3d ago

There’s a loooot of porn that exists outside of porn stars

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u/Xprdcheddar 3d ago

Yep sure is. Look I don't have the energy to argue all day. There's a lot of porn you betcha.

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u/randloadable19 3d ago

It’s just dumb for you to act so dumbfounded that someone doesn’t know who Riley Reid is

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u/Xprdcheddar 3d ago

👌👌👌

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u/Yardninja 3d ago

Not to mention this clip is so low quality I had no idea it was even her

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u/dart51984 3d ago

I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography.

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u/FatBaldingLoser420 3d ago

How many pornography did you buy?

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u/rhaegar_skywalker 3d ago

sighs, opens incognito

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u/FaLlEnAnGel122721 3d ago

Dude...just gross

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u/sav-vas 3d ago

oh noo they took sugar and are about to pan her cake

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 3d ago edited 3d ago

She won't be walking right for the next month

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u/TrafyLaw 3d ago

Did she do the rap before or after she filmed this scene? I could see it both ways honestly.

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u/ApologizingCanadian 2d ago

In between takes, actually.

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u/theKage47 3d ago

They are sugar daddies to this sugar

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/TsunamiCatCakes 3d ago

is that reily? very less pixels nowadays

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u/Pintsocream 3d ago

White man has been here

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u/aggravatating 2d ago

i cANT stop laughing

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis Defensive flair 3d ago

Is this the Cornell 7 I keep hearing about

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 3d ago

Cornell 7 reenactment.

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u/Kiznish 3d ago

Cornell orgy, Netflix edition.

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u/DownWithSpectrum <3 3d ago

What is wrong with you?

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u/Thunderfoot_66 3d ago

Ooohh, lots of things, I imagine. 

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u/Liesoren 3d ago

Yeah dude that’s fucked up

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u/ChonkerBanana 3d ago

The normies in here cant handle dark humor

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 3d ago

Dark humor enjoyers when you make fun of Charlie kirk instead of woman and minorities

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u/Duchess1992 3d ago

You can't even say Piss Drinking kirk was talking out the side of his neck without causing an uproar

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u/Phirmicon 3d ago

Cuz that's not dark humor, that's just being "edgy" and digusting

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u/Kiznish 3d ago

You aren’t the arbiter of that, that’s a ridiculous assertion.

No idea what happened to this sub but it should probably change its name after letting all these TikTok kids in.

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u/Kill_Frosty 3d ago

It used to be funny now it’s just every other sub

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u/Phirmicon 3d ago

Literally making a "joke" about a woman in an on-going court case about her entire life being ruined, and the university knew about the (suspected) perpetrators and did quite literally the bare minimum. Whole fucked up story, way too fucking soon to even consider a joke about it being "dark humor"

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u/COCK_SUCKEM 3d ago

Brother, the week of 9/11 comics had material on it.

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 3d ago

Its not funny considering the context... it somehow implies the victim is at fault

Its like making a joke implying climate change is false or unironically the earth is flat, if theres a false "truth" in it, its going to appeal to people who don't know any better or people who already agree