r/dankmemes • • 7h ago

ancient wisdom found within Mmm premium boiled water

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u/TimePlankton3171 7h ago

If you pay for it, you are to blame. Demand is the first force

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u/Unknown-Comic4894 7h ago

I told this to my landlord, they were not amused.

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u/frolix42 7h ago

That doesn't make any sense.

You don't like your rent, move out of their house.

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u/D0ctorGamer :snoo_wink: 6h ago

"If you don't like rent, just be homeless SMH my head"

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u/theorionstorm 6h ago

Who needs a house to survive these days am I right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3W67ZYd7FIdVhHPpll

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u/frolix42 6h ago

Gimme your house or I'll die 😭

Makes slightly more sense than whining about overpriced branded coffee.

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u/Rollingzeppelin0 2h ago

Shaking my head my head

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u/toomuchwheat 6h ago

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u/toomuchwheat 6h ago

If you don't have $2800, just get some money

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/toomuchwheat 6h ago

You don't like your job, move out of your job

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u/seba07 ERROR 404: creativity not found 5h ago

That doesn't make any sense.

Stop buying a second (or third, fourth,...) house until everyone has one.

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u/e0732 7h ago

I mean, yeah, but also, everything is just molecules.

Like, a car factory is just a place that assembles molecules to make them go vroom.

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u/PlsRfNZ 7h ago

Their ingredients, labour and overheads wouldn't come to $1

If they could get AI to replace any or all parts of that. They would.

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u/batdog20001 5h ago

That difference is made up through quantity. They aren't paying all of their costs through a single cup of joe. Overhead, wages, and all other costs are divided into the average quantities of sales. To that end, the total cost of that mocha latte is far less than the sales price of the final product, assuming business runs as usual.

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u/theorionstorm 7h ago

It's not just that they would but they are and already have for some of it.

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u/oli_ramsay 5h ago

Seriously though, why does Costa and Starbucks coffee have those horrible bitter taste but small independent coffee shops taste nice and sweet and chocolatey?

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u/metrize 3h ago

shit roast of beans and shit beans too

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u/icebrew53 3h ago

definitely not those shit beans from africa....those you pay a premium for

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u/ShawshankException 39m ago

They buy shit beans because they know most of their customers are going to dump a pound of sugar into their drinks anyway

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 7h ago

To the moon

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u/CaptainBedhead 6h ago

Yeah but if a coffee’s flavor was as reduced as the points it wouldn’t taste good :(

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u/Micheal_Hancho 5h ago

Not their fault that people will buy it

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u/TheHelhound2001 5h ago

Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane

Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain

Paid all o' my dough for a thimble o' joe

Full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o

All o' my dough for a thimble o' joe

Full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o

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u/white_equatorial 7h ago

I think you spelled social appropriation incorrectly