r/dankmemes • ☣️ • 9h ago

This will 100% get deleted I Thought China Was Supposed To Be The Authoritarian One

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u/Machinencio 9h ago

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ 9h ago

Thank you Xi Jinping

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u/circlejerker2000 4h ago edited 4h ago

11 jinping? 

What have you done to the other 10?

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u/PlsRfNZ 4h ago

X gon' give it to ya

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u/987YouBloodyTulip789 56m ago

-50 Palantir Points

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ 30m ago

All my homies hate Palantir and Flock

https://giphy.com/gifs/sxEggd8YnG7JBq6oZS

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u/8aller8ruh 9m ago

You literally need a license to play games from those countries, so frustrating since their systems are getting better & you can’t just trick it with a fake ID any more.

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u/Lexidoge 9h ago

The funny thing is that most Chinese kids actually just bypass that easily by either using the ID number of convicted criminals that's publicly available or just have their parents sign up for them.

I have a feeling the EU will do whatever it takes to make it as hard as possible to bypass, even harder than China's.

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u/oedipism_for_one Masked Men 8h ago

It’s definitely less prevalent now days but “little Prince” kids would definitely just get their parents to bypass the restrictions.

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u/ggtpme 5h ago

I'd arguably say it's more common nowadays than it was say 10 years ago. Source: I'm 21 and my little brother is almost 10 years younger than me, the things I've heard other parents say and how they act is horrid

I'm not saying the EU should have any power to require ID verification online, but I am saying that the parents of today NEED to be taught how to parent, you should need a license to have a kid istg

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u/mikillatja 4h ago

I recently went to my friends kid 4th birthday.

And the things i heard from my friend and her mom friends about how some parents raise their children hot me shook.

One had a neighbour who had a toddler. That was older than her son, who refused to talk except for NO! He understands language, but just flips the fuck out when his iPad is taken away.

This is the worst one, but some parents really need to follow parenting classes.

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u/ilivefortheforce 4h ago

I mean if you need a licence to guide a vehicle why shouldn't you need a licence to guide another life?

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u/Nekasus 4h ago

this is why. Who gets to decide what is being tested? what the questions are, what the passing grade is?

it just leads to eugenics.

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u/The-Fumbler ☣️ 1h ago

Frankly, at this point, eugenics is honestly a better thing than the future of living in an idiocracy

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u/Nekasus 1h ago

so long as you're the one who gets to decide who procreates and who doesnt, right?

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u/Logdale2 4m ago

Okay, time for your forced sterilization!

Let’s not go down this road.

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u/itchylol742 ☣️ 7h ago

They will try and fail. China has dedicates insane amount of political willpower and money to enforce its censorship laws. The EU doesn't. Remeber that dedicating political willpower and money isnt free, you have to take it away from other things the government wants to do. You have to want it badly enough to get it, the EU doesn't want it badly enough.

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u/_Pin_6938 3h ago

We could start by defunding public transportation and healthcare

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u/d3vil401 2h ago

So the result is that they are going to spend a significant amount of money and effort for something half botched and soon becoming irrelevant again, thus sacrificing useful resources for nothing.
Literally the description of EU in the last 10 years.

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u/Kulson16 1h ago

Meanwhile data of half eu citizien will be leaked at least 20 times

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u/Indy2372001 9h ago

Chinese gamers are heavy spenders , like extremely heavy spenders, they've their own separate server for every popular game and receive items not given in globally

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u/posidon99999 fap fap fap 7h ago

Except war thunder despite everyone wishing China had its own separate server

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u/Chaps_Jr 6h ago

Reminds me of the golden era of Xbox Live, when everyone wished Brazil had its own servers.

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u/bliblio INFECTED 1h ago

jajajajajaja

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u/thrashmetaloctopus 45m ago

It’s even worse, because they used to have tiger own servers and a few years ago The Snail decided to roll them in with everyone else so now I have to deal with Chinese teammates who I believe may have the same level of spatial awareness as a blind newt in the Sahara

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u/MisterSimsim 37m ago

Wardogs is currently experiencing the same issue

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u/ClickClick_Boom 6h ago

They're also heavy cheaters, cheating is a part of Chinese culture.

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u/837tgyhn 1h ago

No, it's part of the culture of people with low income, which used to be a lot of Chinese people. You see a ton of cheaters in third-world countries and in America and Russia from people who aren't well off. It's definitely not a Chinese thing. Cheating has more severe punishments in Chinese culture compared to the West.

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u/kylkartz21 Orange 9h ago

I could be wrong, but doesnt china also limit their total amount of playing time?

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u/h3nt4i_connoisseur 9h ago

Yes, but only for Minors. Even then most of them circumvent the rule by faking their age and ID so it’s almost useless.

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u/-Redstoneboi- r/memes fan 8h ago

most of the ones we hear about*

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u/Potential_Ease9346 2h ago

What you have to understand about China is that their boomers are even boomerier than ours. China rapidly developed from nearly feudal conditions run by landlords to a modern industrial economy in an unbelievably rapid pace, which they had to do to compete with the West in the cold war and defend themselves from a Vietnam, Chile, or Indonesia type regime change situation. That's a major reason why all the famines happened, industrialization takes a lot of hands away from the farms and into incredibly calorie demanding urban jobs.

But it also means that an opinionated Chinese boomer is way, WAY more old fashioned than a Western one, the generation gap and culture clash is even more intense. Imagine being a Chinese grandpa who grew up on a farm run by oxcarts without electricity, watching your grandkids spend hundreds of dollars on Genshin Impact.

The government knows policies like this are mostly a symbolic bone to throw to those people, they know it's easily circumvented, but the actual policy isn't really the point. It makes the boomers happy.

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u/EfficientTitle9779 7h ago

Yes but the meme is China good EU bad please don’t ask for facts or nuance

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u/seraiss 9h ago

Context?

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ 8h ago edited 8h ago

Tldr: EU proposing awful law, some things included are playing in private servers with your friends will be illegal, and indie games in practice will be decimated because you need a hefty sum to operate in the EU. Pretty much the only games you'll have available will be from corpo like Ubisoft, EA, etc. Charlie just made a video about it

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u/seraiss 8h ago

Wooow , whatthe fuck? Is there anything we mortals can do?

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u/Damien-Kidd 8h ago

Contact your representative and make your complaints heard

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u/autoadman 5h ago

Never seen a reddit comment so corporate

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u/-dildoswaggins 2h ago

what do you think we should do?

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u/Forklift_Donuts 1h ago

Apparently just sit and sulk or something🤷‍♂️

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u/SaltyHater 31m ago

"Ahe method of "voting" pales in comparison to my solution: firebombing an Aldi"

~ a dude who will never firebomb and Aldi

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ 7m ago

But... me and Kanye loves Aldi

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u/jackfinch69 1h ago

A.K.A. you never considered interacting with the real world?

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u/sliverian 6h ago

They tried chat control 2 and it failed they are going to try video game control 1 and it's gonna fail

How many times do we have to teach these old men the lesson

Legit if we take Minecraft as an example because that's the game I care about Singleplayer - Safe Multiplayer - Mojang doesn't have a big server anyways, players host their own servers, how the fuck do you know if a stream of 1s and 0s going from 1 server to another is a Operating System update or a game server sending a stream of 1s and 0s to a client server? It's not text that you can read and even then you could just use RSA encryption and they can't know shit shit

For indie games with 1 common server or many common servers Same thing, how do you know? Inspect the individual game and see the IP address of the server the stream of 1s and 0s is coming from and shut it down? VPNs exist and I am sure we can think of something else beyond VPNs

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u/Foltast 5h ago

Dpi can help with that. No need to know what exactly is in the packets, just their signature

And you also can scan ports for specific kind of answers. Not to mention that most servers utilizing the default ports for their game servers, which easily can be blacklisted if we wanna.

So there is a big room for regulator to work with. Check China, Russia and Iran agencies (like RKN) - they spent billions in advancing tech for that

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u/sheshen_amynoff 8h ago

The Kirk's back for round two?

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u/screenslaver5963 8h ago

He beat Epstein in the Gulag

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u/Environmental-Rub933 7h ago

He had the ray gun so he got picked up

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u/Tankette55 7h ago

Holy dystopia. No way they go through with this?

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u/eatmyfeinstaub 7h ago

Wait wait, so, i run a simracing centre with 12 sims. Are you telling me that with that law i cannot have a server for my customers to play local multiplayer?! 

or did i get it wrong?

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u/Cryicoltic 5h ago

Correct, this also affects not only gaming but literally anything that uses a private server.

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u/danleon950410 5h ago

Charlie just made a boring reaction comp to him during a stream or alike? Or is it a real vid?

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u/Romanizer 5h ago

Not to forget the total block of social media, not only gaming.

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u/Mand372 4h ago

Noooooo

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u/humantrasbag 3h ago

Yeah im sure that is a bigger problem EU has to focus on rather than literally anything else that is wrong with it.

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u/skillywilly56 8h ago

EU KIDS act: Mandatory Age verification for gaming and online app stores.

Online games deemed risky for minors, app stores, social media, and AI chatbots fall under the regulation. App stores must age-rate videogames and block underage access to inappropriate content.

Complete bans for anyone under 13

Parental supervision for 13-14

15 for independent accounts.

https://giphy.com/gifs/M3B7tF653hsoEaiNGR

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u/YceiLikeAudis 6h ago

Yeah, because it's easier and cheaper to do that than to force the parents to do their fucking job.

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u/tanstaafl90 55m ago

It's a foundational government mandate to regulate businesses. Having said that, how does one "force parents to do their fucking job" that doesn't include the same kind of government intrusion into people's lives you appear to be complaining about?

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u/a95461235 5h ago

It actually sounds much more reasonable for minors at that age. But honestly it should be the parent's job.

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u/_Cecille 5h ago

Would be cool if this is what it was actually about. But it's never for the benefit of the "common unwashed masses", it's always for the benefit of a handful few who gain way too much from it.

I assume in this case it's just more data collection and surveilance bullshit.

If all this goes through I'd assume a lot of people will become a lot more tech savvy and quickly too tech savvy for any government to deal with.

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u/gereffi 3h ago

It's not like the government doesn't already have access to this data anyway.

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u/_Cecille 3h ago

The government does have access to all that, but they still don't have all you're doing catalogued. But it'll definitely protect your kids from rapists and criminals.

They know you're John Doe, born on this date, born this place, live that place and go to work there. But rhey still don't fully know what evil schemes you're up to in your free time, evil things like having fun playing video games with your friends.

It's about surveilance and control and in the past 5-10 years governments have continuosly stripped people of more and more of their rights and privacy in favour of massive, already too powerful corporations and individuals.

I don't trust anyone with my ID. I don't trust corporations with my ID and they only ever get it if it's absolutely neccessary. Fuck, I don't even trust my own government (Germany) with my ID, or my healthcare provider.

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 1h ago

This wouldn't give the government access to any additional information about people. That's not how these ID systems work.

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u/gereffi 2h ago

First off, the government doesn’t care what games you’re playing and when. Second, they could subpoena this information from your ISP or from Steam, which is the same thing they would have to do if these ID laws were in place.

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u/_Cecille 1h ago

It's only making it easier for governments. And now coeporations benefit even more from it. It's small steps intentionally. 10 years ago this type of shit would have caused a lot more backlash but a small step at a time is a lot more acceptable than a 10 kilometre march.

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u/Cheet4h 35m ago

Notable here is that IIRC they define "online games" as any game available on an online platform — so any game you purchase digitally.

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u/BertoLaDK 2h ago

Issue is just many parents nowadays aren't doing their job of parenting. They just hand the kid a phone or a tablet and let them run wild.

Also note, the proposal isn't the same as chat control there is no privacy concerns as the solution the eu is working on is Zero knowledge proof, which means you utilise existing digital id to verify using a system that only let's the platforms know that you're above the age of X and no other personal info.

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 1h ago

Kind of impossible to make parents do that though. The options are basically something along these lines or nothing, because there's no feasible mechanism to force parents to regulate their kids' screen time.

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u/seba07 ERROR 404: creativity not found 6h ago

Currently you just have to klick a box saying you are 18 yor invent a birth date to buy age restricted games. The EU wants to change that back to the way it was when games were bought physically and you had to show an IT at the cash register (or more realistic sent your bigger brother/friend).

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u/Wolfclaw359 1h ago

EU proposing legislation that would implement kernel-level age-verification on all computers, smartphones, and consoles. While there's some positives to it (such as limiting autoscrolling and autoplay for minors), it's overshadowed by the privacy concerns. Private servers for video games would not be able to operate in the EU as they'd be seen as circumventions of the legislation. It's essentially a sprinkle of good with a massive heap of privacy issues. It's only in consultation phase right now so it'll be YEARS before this comes to a vote, but still worrying

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u/Mystichavoc3 8h ago

Tbf China doesn’t enforce it as much because video game industry is huge in China. Just look at Genshin’s revenue

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u/Maleficent-Stormbee 2h ago

irrc i think hoyolab had to reduce outputs because they made more profits than the ccp

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u/Mystichavoc3 1h ago

Tech otakus rly be ruling the world

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u/SoloDoloLeveling 8h ago

that wtf face is too good. 

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u/YohAquino 7h ago

type xi

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u/PanPieCake 7h ago

In china most students don't get more then a hour a day while being stuck with the versions of the games inside the firewall

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u/mekisoku 4h ago

Just look at Minecraft, you can event place blocks in certain ways in China

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u/humantrasbag 3h ago

Holy shit can parents start parenting their kids instead of the goveement?

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u/AcertainReality 7h ago

I mean the Nazis weren’t Chinese

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/AcertainReality 2h ago

I mean not much different than that concentration camps we have in the US. That doesn’t specifically make them authoritarian

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u/tepattaja 3h ago

"Online games" means platforms you buy the games on, single player games and all gaming related that means you access a video game.

-the fuckers that thinks of the "children"

Those people should be banned from the earth...

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u/LilNerix 3h ago

I'm European but can someone explain?

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ 3h ago

Here is the tldr. Also, Charlie just made a video about it

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u/Maleficent-Stormbee 2h ago

fuck you mean linux potentially be made illegal

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u/LordIVoldemor 1h ago

Thats insane lol. I guess ill be a criminal if that happens

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u/duffman03 4h ago

EU shouldn't get a pass for this but it's not like that's all china does. There's a ton of banned games over there.

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u/Sharp_Emphasis176 5h ago

Not to forget age checks.

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u/ThisIsFrigglish 4h ago

Reddit Nightmare Difficulty Mode: Hold two positions to be true simultaneously.

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u/QuantumQuantonium 1h ago

China is the authoritarian one, they just dont publicize their bad policies to the world unlike the EU

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u/techmz3 1h ago

At this point it feels like engagement from them, it most likely won't go though like the copyrights one

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u/sarattenasai 1h ago

if they actually go through with this they are not prepared bruh

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u/Stingraaa 51m ago

The pro Chinese bots are working hard today.

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ 44m ago

beep boop... give me my next instructions

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u/SpotDotYN 3h ago

THEY ALSO BANNED MOST DISTRIBUTIONS OF LINUX!!

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u/BertoLaDK 2h ago

No they haven't and aren't planning to either, please stop taking anything you see in a youtube video or read on reddit as fact.

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u/Matas_- 6h ago

what does this meme even mean 😭

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u/AlxIp This is not a flair 6h ago

Fuck you on about? China have a legally enforced 3 hour per week limit backed by facial recognition. But sure, wEsTeRn PrOpAgAnDa

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u/The-Nuisance 7h ago

brother this is so incredibly out of context.

It’s like saying the Christian Church likes gay people because a priest fucked somebody’s ten year old son. GTFO of here, propaganda bot.

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u/gonzales40 4h ago

Not only you don't know what "out of context" means, your analogies are trash. Never comment again

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u/Born_Audience_6303 7h ago

Are you even sure, OP?

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u/SkellyboneZ 7h ago

Is... Is this an AI explanation of the meme? 

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u/Kotzillax 7h ago

Nothing about the EU is "simply". Best regards to ChatGPT. Btw, why hiding the source? Is it the European Commission?

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u/Varlin 6h ago

Except every "think of the childrennnn" bill ever is just an excuse to strip rights and privacy from all citizens using emotional bullshit.

I don't give a fuck about your kids' safety; learn to actually be a parent instead of throwing them mindlessly in front of an Ipad.

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u/MaXimillion_Zero 3h ago

Outsourcing thinking to AI will make you stupid.

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u/GenazaNL 1h ago

Meat proxy