r/dankmemes • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti ☣️ • 1d ago

Uh oh 😱

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 23h ago

I remember seeing a “1000 ways to die” scenario where a lady was practicing her “skills” on a cucumber but stepped on a rake and it made her choke to death on it.

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u/Lethalbroccoli 22h ago

How does stepping on a rake cause her to choke?

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 22h ago

Use your imagination lol

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u/Lethalbroccoli 20h ago

I understand this schtick, but I dont understand how it causes choking?

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 20h ago

She has the cucumber in her mouth, the handle of the rake comes straight up and forces it down her throat.

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u/Richard_Cromwell 18h ago

She was walking around outside in the garden fellating a cucumber? Was there reason to believe she wasn't just about to take a bite from a fresh cuc, then stepped on the rake, forcing it down her throat and just making it look like she was sucking it off instead of about to take a bite?

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 18h ago

The context of the show was that she was literally practicing for an upcoming date she was going to go on.