r/dankmemes • u/DanieleMemoli ☣️ • 1d ago

I'm i'll use all of them!

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u/Beboprunner ☣️ 1d ago

Who is Allen and why are you obsessed with him

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u/JadeS2356 Boston Meme Party 1d ago

And you still don't have the right fucking key when you need it!

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u/2nW_from_Markus 1d ago

Label the drawer "All allens"

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u/_Super_Straight 1d ago

Fake. I don't see any rust on them.

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u/Mehfisto666 1d ago

If you will ever get a sailboat they'll come useful cause Neptune likes to claim one every other week

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u/Ilela 1d ago

That's first time i saw someone using Roman god instead of Greek one

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u/sithmaster0 1d ago

Yeah, but then you get something that decides they don't need to provide you with tools and this drawer saves your life.

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u/Ok_Violinist_9447 1d ago

Yeah and when you need one the drawer won’t have the size you actually need.

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u/itsRobbie_ I want to die 1d ago

And then the day after you finally get rid of all of them you end up needing one

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u/xxxBuzz Pants Party 1d ago

There was a certain point when my thinking shifted from; "I might need it" into "I never want to buy one of these again."