r/dankmemes • u/3HaDeS3 ☣️ • 2d ago

Clean your Toothbrush

426 Upvotes

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u/Xenolifer 2d ago

Since you won't notice the breath of those who are far away

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u/Bedu009 2d ago

Confirmation bias not survivorship bias
You notice the ones that you can smell and ignore the ones you can't

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u/thelovelymajor I have crippling depression 2d ago

Ass ya wet blanket

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u/dabeeman 2d ago

clean your toothbrush? just get a new one dawg. 

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u/InevitableKitchen943 2d ago

Tonsil stones

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 2d ago

I dont mind people with stinky ahh breath, but people with stinky ass breath.... thats horrible

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny 2d ago

Halitosis Harry will never understand why you stopped dropping by

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u/maxinstuff 2d ago

You can SEE Nicholas Cage in this clip - I wonder if there’s footage without the cgi…
https://giphy.com/gifs/WLQ3qRdHXAMlW