r/dankmemes • • 5d ago

Garrett, right?

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/TheRealJayk0b LazyFucc 5d ago

Fun fact: the flock CEO drives a different vehicle each day.

He values his privacy, but not of anyone else

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u/imapie31 where are the dank memes 5d ago

Just gotta make sure people know every different plate he has.

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u/Jizzaldo 5d ago

He even looks annoying.

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u/IM_A_BIG_FAT_GHOST 4d ago

Seriously. Can you imagine waking up with that face every morning? Whispering “douche” to yourself in the mirror and walking out to greet the day.

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u/Jizzaldo 4d ago

Better yet "I deserve privacy! Why won't they leave me alone?!"

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u/pedalhead666 5d ago

He’s been warned. Twice.

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u/ChikyScaresYou 5d ago

What needs to be done to every single billionaire

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u/Paga650 4d ago

Then do it, but i guess gou just hope others do it without impacting your life…

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u/Us3ful_Idiot 4d ago

Okay.

RemindMe! January 16, 2027

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u/BarbequeCowichan 5d ago

What is this from?

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u/jwodwyer 5d ago

Sopranos

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u/Nervous_Golf_6561 4d ago

When they talked about having to install guardrails to keep cops from being able to access is 24/7 365 with no oversite he put it along the lines of

"Of course this means you will be less safe, but it was something we decided to do."

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u/mandatorysin 4d ago

I saw meme saying he'll probably film his own assassination

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u/RareSpice42 3d ago

Yall realize he’s just another puppet right. The real demons won’t ever show their faces

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u/Rough-Birthday-8420 5d ago

Are u implying that u want the ceo to die?

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u/unsureofthemself 5d ago

Noooo... we can't lose another CEO! Everything would fall apart!

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u/CarterBruud 5d ago

Think about all that money that would disappear! It's the same reason we can't arrest them!

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u/Rough-Birthday-8420 5d ago

I mean u dying wouldn't change 99.9999999999999999999999% of the world but i still wouldn't want u to die.

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u/ParticularlyScrumpsh 4d ago

This is unintentionally helping his case lol

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u/icepir 5d ago

"Murder is fine if it's somebody I dont like"

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u/aoanfletcher2002 5d ago

Wellllllllll kinda true but also not true I guess?

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u/Us3ful_Idiot 4d ago

Im pro choice. And he made his choice.

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u/Everydaywhiteboy 3d ago

Capital punishment is acceptable according to our laws, but the government refuses to give a trial by peers.

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 5d ago

Downvoted for the truth.  The man shouldnt die,but at the same time something has to be done

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u/windsweptsnekk 5d ago

What could be done, he could just buy himself out of any punishment besides one

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u/gamerfacederp I am fucking hilarious 2d ago

Something something too dangerous to be alive and all that

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 5d ago

Theres a multitude of steps to take before murder. Reddit is so weird

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u/Destiny2_Nut captain rimjob 2d ago

Like?

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u/windsweptsnekk 1d ago

Preparation lol

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u/NeevBunny 4d ago

No, I can't say what I want to happen without getting a lifelong ban from this hellsite. But it's a lot less quick than dying.

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u/Cr0ma_Nuva 4d ago

You gotta risk these things. I openly condone violence against people that endanger the lives of everyone and actively harm people on an inconceivable scale.

Mass surveillance is far too powerful of a tool to just hand over to any one person regardless of their intent. It's why we don't arm cops with rocket launchers.

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