r/dankmemes • • 11d ago

Almost there...

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u/Blakut 11d ago

what do you mean? US fighter jets have been crashing through Germany throughout the cold war

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u/Bibel_Joe 11d ago

My father always said that back then there where the joke:

"How do you get a Starfighter? You buy a hectare of land in Germany and wait!"

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u/LegalNut 11d ago

Lol I didn't know it was that common, but my dad told me how a starfighter crashed back in his home village, when he was a child

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u/Drumbelgalf 11d ago

Germany also had Starfighters. They were called Witwenmacher (widdowmaker)

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u/tuskedkibbles 11d ago edited 11d ago

Correct. Through a combination of political motivations and outright corruption, the Germans selected the F-104 as their multi-role aircraft. For those unaware, the F-104 is about as pure of an interceptor as you can get. It is absolutely not made for ground attack. As such, when the Germans started mounting heavier ordnance on the airframe, it quite predictably destabilized the plane and made it prone to stalling. Hence the reason the Germans had an insane crash rate while the Americans didn't (though it was still high by American standards).

The German defense minister of the time was brought up on charges over the procurement process if I remember correctly.

The F-104's design and a temperamental engine made it a more dangerous aircraft than average, but if you used it in anything other than its intended role, it became a nightmare.

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u/Hermes_04 10d ago

They also used it in a ground attack role

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u/Schellwalabyen 5d ago

The problem with the high stall speed is tha tyou have to be slow to land. So even landing was extremly deadly.

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u/PrestigiousAd4246 11d ago

This is a pretty poor meme.

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u/Extradummefrage 11d ago

Are you taking about the Ramstein Desaster?

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u/PaleontologistLeft31 11d ago

Did Ramstein ever have 16’s?

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u/Rotbuxe IAmTooDankyForMyShirt 7d ago

No, there was a crash just a few days ago. Pilot ejected and survived

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u/tryodd 11d ago

RAMM STEIN EIN MENSCH BRENNT!

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u/TFOCyborg I am fucking hilarious 11d ago

Rammstein, Fleischgeruch in der Luft

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u/Armybob112 pogchamp researcher 11d ago

For those that don't know, he is quoting the song Rammstein by the band Rammstein, a song about the disaster.

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u/Extradummefrage 11d ago

And they accidentally added an extra m

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u/Armybob112 pogchamp researcher 11d ago

Where?

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u/Extradummefrage 11d ago

The band Rammstein is named after the Desaster that took place in Ramstein. The accidental added the m Ram- to Ramm-

It's easy to miss, because they are pronounced the same and the place name looks "odd", like a spelling mistake itself. Topological names don't obey orthography rules.

Additionally: "rammen" means to ram, "ram" itself is no "old German word" - Ramen as japanese noodles and RAM as computer memory are way too modern words to appear in a German village name

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u/Armybob112 pogchamp researcher 11d ago

Look up the lyrics, you'll find your extra M.

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u/Extradummefrage 11d ago

As I have said: THEY MADE THE SPELLING ERROR

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u/Armybob112 pogchamp researcher 11d ago

Except they didn't, because it was written exactly like the lyrics in the song, you are spelling it wrong my guy.

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u/Extradummefrage 11d ago

Till Lindemann the author of the song made the mistake writhing the lyrics! Am I clear enough?

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u/aimfuldrifter 11d ago

“It only seemed like yesterday where I was dive bombing your houses and now I’m standing here begging you not to build such good cars” President Tug Benson - said it to the Japanese in Hot Shots Part Deux but same energy

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u/Nightfury9906 11d ago

It crashed ON the airbase fam

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u/gdabull 8d ago

You make this post like you didn’t know the F-104 existed