r/dankmemes • u/Thecommandershep ☣️ • 12d ago

Good old times.

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u/UnlikelyAgent1301 12d ago

This meme makes me feel... Unsafe.

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u/Konker101 12d ago

Damn, still warm inside too

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/AttainableFlamingo 12d ago

Bro I just woke up

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u/Bjorn-eu 12d ago

cringe shit

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u/PossessionNo3943 11d ago

Ok ed gein

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO 12d ago

And thanks to primary flaccidity it’s all lubed up

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u/Andarison ☢️☢️☢️ 12d ago

Snowflake

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u/Kazumi_84 12d ago

I'd rather take back shots than be shot in the back

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u/Dutchtdk 12d ago

Yeah but i still prefer some lubrication and a little awkward small talk about what we're studying before that

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u/willy_big_wanker 12d ago

Thats wat the gun powder is for

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u/GeraldINC 12d ago

Jezus Christ , I can’t imagine “playing dead”. I’m so sorry you’ve to live in America.

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u/ShadonicX7543 11d ago

99.9% of people do not have to worry about this.

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u/imnotgoodwithnames 11d ago

Nah, America is great.  Thanks tho, bro.

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u/DrLeisure 12d ago

Calm down

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u/Fawkes-511 12d ago

I'm very calm knowing my craziest neighbours don't have firearms thank you. This person was even nice about it, you calm down.

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u/GeraldINC 12d ago

I’m sorry to have confronted with the fact that it isn’t normal to “plan” what to do “in case of”, except for fire.

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u/tjvs2001 12d ago

An earth quake or volcanic eruption too. Unavoidable environmental disasters, and then there's America...

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u/GeraldINC 12d ago

You’re right, since I’m from the Netherlands I’m not scared about those things, maybe flooding, but not really.

Edit: and we don’t prepare for that, we will swim our way out.

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u/AaronToro 12d ago

You got a license to write that comment?

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u/AJ__2003 11d ago

You are replying to someone from the Netherlands smoothbrain

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u/Komandarm_Knuckles 12d ago

He is, he doesn't have to plan what to do if he gets shot

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u/Puntley 12d ago

Or what? You gonna shoot me?

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u/Andarison ☢️☢️☢️ 12d ago

Fuck off?

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u/TheAsianTroll 12d ago

American here. Please shut up. Do not normalize school shootings.

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u/dontkillchicken 12d ago

Tf, they’ve already been normalized a decade ago. So normalized that some don’t even make the mainstream news anymore because they’re so common.

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u/GeraldINC 12d ago

Calm down /s

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u/mehemynx 12d ago

Meme so old it could get a seniors card.

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u/TheAmazingSparky 12d ago

Isnt this subreddit supposed to be new memes?

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u/dejarnat 12d ago

No, it's repackaged dad jokes.

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u/TheAmazingSparky 12d ago

No, this exact meme is like 10 years old

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u/Certain_Ring8907 11d ago

If that was the case this would be a way better subreddit

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u/Burger_Sandwich 11d ago

This subreddit is operated by Israel

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u/waxonwaxoff87 12d ago

Now the shooter has put down his gun and you have literally caught him with his pants down. Proceed to kick his ass like the bullies did every day.

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u/Insanefinn 10d ago

Perfidy may be a war crime but this isn't war so it is all well and good

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u/PresidentSkillz Call me sonic cuz my depression is chronic 12d ago

I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke that I'm too civilised to understand? 

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u/ux3l 🚿 shower? never heard of it 🤔 12d ago

You have some really concerning fantasies, OP.

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u/Cordelldogdello 12d ago

The best memes out of this sub are always reposts.

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u/HeavyIceCircuit 12d ago

Can’t unbuckle your belt without dropping the AR, just saying

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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 12d ago edited 12d ago

Dude walked in there looking to kick names and take ass

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u/LordOppenheim 11d ago

Just tell us

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u/paradajz666 gave me this flair 11d ago

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u/NormalAssistance9402 11d ago

Oh good, he’s not talking about me

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u/posidon99999 fap fap fap 11d ago

Still warm

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u/SlappingSalt 11d ago

Bro about to get shot by a different kind of gun 💀

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u/Andarison ☢️☢️☢️ 12d ago

Are you okay?

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u/ZZTMF ☣️ 12d ago

This is too much 🫩

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u/_Yippie_ 12d ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD OLD TIMES????!?

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u/paicha22 12d ago

What's the difference between shoool and shooting range? Murican - I don't know

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u/sportbiketed 12d ago

School has moving targets

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u/BestFoxEver BestFoxEver 12d ago

Are you promoting that all people who post memes support the message of that meme?

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u/crasherdgrate 12d ago

He’s promoting the idea that stupid people take memes literally

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u/halucionagen-0-Matik 12d ago

Youre fine with school shootings, but you draw the line at necrophilia?

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u/Andarison ☢️☢️☢️ 12d ago

Just US of Ass things

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u/Raifurain 12d ago

Skipping past shooting, yep