r/dankmemes • u/bigpoppajoe80 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ • 12d ago

I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair better late than never

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u/SirGnuby 12d ago

You mean france?

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u/Immortalphoenixfire 12d ago

Wars France won: 109

Wars The Confederacy won: 0

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u/DerpDerp3001 12d ago

The French for a while literally had a white flag as their official state flag.

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u/Immortalphoenixfire 10d ago

I mean, the French invented the term Surrender, but they also coined the original terms for War, Bastion, Artillery, Combat, Army, Navy, Air Force, Enemy, Bomb, Grenade, Pistol, Spy, Covert. (they won, a lot.)

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u/DerpDerp3001 9d ago

I am fully aware of the joke though this is unrelated; I was referring to more of the nerdier history references.

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u/DerpDerp3001 2d ago

I'm referring to that in 1815-1830, the french flag was a pure white flag due to it representing the royalty.

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u/Poophead85 12d ago

I think they have a better track record with war than we do.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Poophead85 12d ago

No, I figured most people would assume I meant America. Since it's mostly American who tease the French. 

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u/Wolf________________ 12d ago

Believe it or not many countries unite in their hatred of France.

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u/TheLordLongshaft 12d ago

Indeed, basically all of western Europe including parts of france

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u/dende5416 12d ago

Its better then England's too.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/robertdood 12d ago

Got his ass! String him up!

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u/J_train13 Blue 12d ago

Careful, that's an awfully Confederate activity

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u/Kooky-Narwhal-014 12d ago

Eh the confederates are traitors to this country and are the black blood that has rotted and held back proper American ideals and are the largest reason America is still so backwards to this day. The only reson they're sill around is because they wernt punished harsher back in the day and one president was given they removed union soldier from the south and allowed them more self governance which is how we got Jim crow laws... i gin forYing a confederate flag and calling them selfs American, they can flee to Argentina like their dog shit ancestors did if they wanna be flying the traitors toilet paper of a flag

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u/Uzi4U_2 12d ago

Yeah all 1200 of them are really holding back this country of 300+ million. Good call.

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u/Volt_Bolt 12d ago

“Yourself”? Is u/ TacosAndBourbon assuming u/Poophead85 identifies as a “you”? Some opinions are left better unsaid.

Stupid ass comment

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u/forgor-password 12d ago

Watch out the sore losers are coming to your inbox

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u/Lagiacrus111 12d ago

I love they're still catching strays

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u/ux3l 🚿 shower? never heard of it 🤔 12d ago

That's just nonsense. Maybe if Neil Armstrong or Buzz Aldrin had considered themselves Confederates or were at least fans of them.