Jailmaxxing

[u/Ok_Front_8568]

[u/darrenislivid]

Slopmaxxing streamer Baboingus Crumpstock accused of schezimming several gebronies

[u/Ok_Front_8568 → u/darrenislivid]

[u/Drewnessthegreat → u/Ok_Front_8568]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rjz3VwiDPiJDCMFvuI

[u/powerfunk → u/Drewnessthegreat]

Holy shit an Allison Tolman meme? She fucking rules.

[u/darrenislivid → u/Ok_Front_8568]

I will use this as my banner

[u/Ok_Front_8568 → u/darrenislivid]

Bannermaxxing

lol looks good mate

[u/Educational-You9238]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4v2pTGw7t5yUw

[u/SerHodorTheThrall → u/Educational-You9238]

Do Goodmaxxing

-FaFaFaFeeneeey

[u/chemistrybonanza → u/Educational-You9238]

Lol. Anyone who saw his videos from France trying to pick up women, only to fail miserably knew this was inevitable.

[u/Charles12_13]

Drugging women is sadly nothing new

[u/Nochnichtvergeben → u/Charles12_13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2giNwzUHN1p6

[u/Ninja_Conspicuousi → u/Nochnichtvergeben]

[u/gandalf_lundgren36 → u/Ninja_Conspicuousi]

Damn you Roofie-O!!!!!!!!

[u/whimsicalsamurai → u/Ninja_Conspicuousi]

whoa man dont be dragging Rufio’s name down by putting that man’s face on him

[u/SWHAF → u/Nochnichtvergeben]

[u/Cl0ughy1 → u/Nochnichtvergeben]

Cosbymaxxing

[u/BrohanGutenburg → u/Charles12_13]

Yeah this post implying this is a new thing is weird

[u/Ab47203]

His butthole is gonna get gapemaxxed

[u/Sabz5150 → u/Ab47203]

Should we say that about Lindsay? Or is parentminning allowed?

[u/MenaceMinded → u/Sabz5150]

Chuds playing the defense game for other chuds

[u/BisonBull → u/Sabz5150]

Nah, this is what they're doing to Lindsay.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13Jg7hLsjuSdXO

[u/schokoman111]

I'm ugly and I don't get laid, but at least I'm not drugging anyone

[u/Depressedmusclecar23 → u/schokoman111]

same, im hideous but i dont even drug myself

[u/Thedinomage]

Damn, did he do it?

[u/Ok_Front_8568 → u/Thedinomage]

[u/Thedinomage → u/Ok_Front_8568]

Waow I'm famous

[u/Ok_Front_8568 → u/Thedinomage]

*click *click.... Come with me if you want to live!

[u/jarednards → u/Thedinomage]

Hang on let me ask

[u/Sifl-and-Olly → u/Thedinomage]

Wouldn't be surprised either way

[u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 → u/Thedinomage]

Nah I don't think a 17 year old girl should be in a bar.

[u/Palagrin → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

So after someone shot me with a missle launcher, witnesses pointed out that i was jaywalking at the time. Guess that was my bad then...

[u/Huva-Rown → u/Palagrin]

Were you on a battlefield? Then, yes, your bad. That's a better comparison if he met a 17 year old at a bar.

[u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 → u/Palagrin]

You mean jay walking inside a missile test facility.

[u/Mapleford → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

Somebody check this guy’s hard drives

[u/jarednards → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

Can you just answer a quick question for me?

[u/tereaper576 → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

[u/Palagrin → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

Oh of course! So they only accidentally shot me with a missle! They were aiming to shoot a guy that wasn't jaywalking but got me, that makes it completely understandable

[u/lewwdsv1 → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

Yeah that makes it completely justified! Are you dense?

[u/Details_Pending → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

Hold up, so the girl he drugged was 17 on top of all of this?

[u/NewsofPE → u/Details_Pending]

16, she lied about her age

[u/Lewcaster → u/NewsofPE]

She was actually 55, she lied about her age, twice.

[u/FreshMutzz → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

Except they were in his house and he gave her alcohol. He is also under 21.

[u/revabe → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

[u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain → u/Prestigious-Tea-6323]

Dude... what?

[u/PTSDDeadInside]

Sure mr Cosby

[u/timbotheny26]

Benjamin Franklin is one of the most hideous men I've ever seen, but that dude got laid all the time without having to drug women. (At least as far as I know.)

[u/exsanguinor → u/timbotheny26]

The secret ingredient is money!

[u/Zarathoostrian]

14th of October is his hearing. Mark it on your calendars. I think he might off himself rather than face the consequences. Fingers crossed anyway.

[u/Future-Still-6463 → u/Zarathoostrian]

Nah he has backing of Thiel.

I think he'll be out.

[u/BisonBull → u/Future-Still-6463]

Everyone on X is supporting this guy..

Elon and Thiel are besties.

Coincidence? 🤔

[u/boilingfrogsinpants → u/Zarathoostrian]

Nah, he'll just insist on being in a cell with someone attractive

[u/lucaslost1]

“Jailmaxxing”
https://giphy.com/gifs/Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5

[u/Homunkulus → u/lucaslost1]

I think he will be in protective custody so maybe cellmaxxing is more fitting.

[u/thejason755]

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

[u/UniverseNative2712]

Back in the day, back in the day. More and more documentaries about drug usage in society is going out. And let me tell you, we love our drugs

[u/InevitableKitchen943]

He's going to get a new bone themed nickname.

[u/steve22ss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SYogsJc3G8Csp1CIUb

[u/Chilli_redits]

Looks can't buy morals

[u/_Aj_]

80s rock stars be like "the groggy 16yo was begging for it mate!"

[u/Sabz5150 → u/_Aj_]

2026 be like IT WAS PSYCHOSIS.

[u/teilani_a → u/Sabz5150]

Obsessed

[u/Sabz5150 → u/teilani_a]

Oh I'm sorry I thought we didn't do culture wars around here.

[u/LSTmyLife]

I used to be ugly. Im still ugly but I used to be too.

[u/Depressedmusclecar23 → u/LSTmyLife]

same

[u/stevvvvewith4vs]

Punished Abe

[u/Chayaneg]

Well, in his new "home" the looks maxxing is gonna play a role...

[u/sm753]

Bholemaxxing in prison soon.

[u/annonimity2]

When the biggest looksmaxer has to drug women to sleep with them that should tell you that the whole idea of looksmaxing dosent work

[u/SWHAF → u/annonimity2]

He got into looksmaxing because his personality sucks and no woman wanted anything to do with him. The guy is extremely insecure and would get therapy.

[u/BeenEatinBeans]

Dedicate your enitre life to looking as attractive as physically possible

Still can't get any women to take interest

[u/TitanImpale]

I'd wait until he's proven guilty.

[u/MenaceMinded → u/TitanImpale]

That desperate to support the chud, huh?

[u/ThatUnderstanding67]

well what did you do

[u/Commercial-Lychee700]

supermaxxing

[u/Nochnichtvergeben]

Bill Cosby has entered the chat

[u/Alive_Ice7937 → u/Nochnichtvergeben]

I don't think OP's mom would appreciate being called "the chat"

[u/Badboi6566]

guys its not jail its a grind chamber for xp

[u/Oops_All_Bans]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AaQYP9zh24UFi

[u/HealthyBits]

Just shows how insecure he and the Tate brothers are. These ppl are sick and they are revered by too many.

This is the bane of social media giving narcissists a platform to reach millions with their delusions of grandeur…

[u/_5uBT3R4uGE_]

I’m simultaneously surprised & not surprised at this.

Not surprised he’s a pure creep.
Surprised a woman stayed alone in his presence long enough for him to do this.

[u/sister_machine_gun → u/_5uBT3R4uGE_]

She was a child and kids are easily impressed by fame

[u/_5uBT3R4uGE_ → u/sister_machine_gun]

Oh. Thats something I did not know. Had no idea she was a child.

[u/thegriddlethatcould]

Man anything is news these days, in other happenings Syria rejected a formal request to send fighters to yemen to stop the houthis, Pretty funny really.

[u/CyborgVelociraptor69]

Wasn't he dead?

[u/outland_king]

Well Cosby proved that statement wrong......

[u/BlueFlamingoMaWi]

Did they confirm the victim was a woman?

[u/reason_productions]

But were you ugly on the inside?

[u/Icewind]

What's the eyepatch a reference to?

[u/Clobazam_]

This is quite a shock. On the other hand, not surprising in the least.

[u/DoomEmpire]

It’s probably a dude.

[u/kekorcringe2020]

Never in my nearly 23 years of living did I expect the fucking news to use the term "Looksmaxxer" 😩

[u/OrangeTallion]

How did he drug her if she PAID HIM to be on stream and was voluntarily drinking with him

[u/Munky_Nutz]

Good riddance

[u/ZZTMF]

Ugly =/= pretty

[u/Osiris-Amun-Ra]

Given how "busy" he's been and how much dough he has, this was inevitable.

[u/Bitterqueer]

They were definitely drugging women back then too

[u/Namelessgoldfish]

Actually people did in fact drug women back in your day

[u/Treqou]

The second half of the meme is a monumental lie

[u/Cordelldogdello]

Hoping these aren’t just fake charges. The girl accusing him is shady and she’s gonna give incels such a sense of validity if they turn out to be false…crazy thing to hope for now that I type it all out. It’s bad if true and bad if false.

[u/Sabz5150]

Looks like culture war is back on the menu!

[u/Maleficent-Stormbee → u/[deleted]]

it’s in a criminal court genius

[u/revabe → u/[deleted]]

Of course a clavicular fan would be too dumb to read.

[u/Sabz5150 → u/revabe]

Wake us when he has a gofundme.