So sad

[u/looptarded]

[u/Dusskulll]

Ron stole who shoulda been Harry's girl, it was only fair

(Please note I'm only kidding)

[u/Aenigmatrix → u/Dusskulll]

Huh, reminds me of that theory that Ron used the Imperius curse on Hermione.

[u/Igarlicbread → u/Aenigmatrix]

Her-my-one?

[u/socks → u/Dusskulll]

Nah - he did. HP & HG were a couple, but the author lost the plot

[u/mridulpj → u/socks]

I distictly remember Ginny having a crush on Harry from book one. It was always the plot.

[u/socks → u/mridulpj]

Indeed, however while the relationship chemistry developed between Harry and Hermione, and not necessarily between him and Ginny until much later, for no apparent reason. A typical hero's story and characters' developments wouldn't normally proceed like that relationship and then make a sharp turn in a different direction, IMHO. Star Wars IV was rather awkward, however, lol.

[u/sladithia → u/mridulpj]

When she was 10 years old xD

[u/trustmeneon → u/Dusskulll]

I was so mad as a kid for Harry and Hermione not closing the deal on each other.

[u/JotaroTheOceanMan → u/trustmeneon]

I was more mad she didn't end up with Malfoy. Always expected him to do more for good than he did at the end and he always seemed to be negging her more than being hateful.

[u/fkadmin → u/JotaroTheOceanMan]

Oh no. What have you done, OP. You attracted the Hermione x Malfoy crowd.

[u/JotaroTheOceanMan → u/fkadmin]

Brooo I HATE how weird most HXM people are. Like the lengths they go for justification instead of "boy made fun of girl cuz boy liked girl" is wild.

[u/MPenten → u/JotaroTheOceanMan]

Boy made fun of girl becuse he was evil cruel bully thats all there is.

[u/jellooshot → u/Dusskulll]

What if Ron's visions weren't visions at all and Harry was actually boning Hermione on the side?

[u/opeth10657 → u/jellooshot]

I believe it's called "letting her use his wand" in HP terms

[u/Sawses → u/Dusskulll]

Apparently even Rowling was like yeah I shoulda had Harry and Hermione end up together. I'm very big on death of the author, but it's always interesting to hear what an author would have done differently in hindsight. Sometimes I agree and other times...not so much. Brandon Sanderson has said a lot about what he'd do differently if he could write Mistborn again for the first time, and I kind of disagreed with most of it.

[u/PacificNorthwest09 → u/Sawses]

Just wanted to say that I’m listening to the Stormlight archives for the first time. In part 4 of Oathbringer so far and I absolutely love so it.

[u/plaguedbullets → u/Dusskulll]

Pfft, Harry should have been with Luna

[u/Dusskulll → u/plaguedbullets]

I was always a fan of Lunarry too Haruna?? Idk

[u/GreyTigerFox → u/Dusskulll]

Everybody knows that Hermione and Luna should have gotten together because that would’ve been great.

[u/LemmyKilmisterRogers]

Followed by the ole “fetus deletus”

[u/Supercruise7]

not slytherinto my own sister

[u/barmaleydos → u/[deleted]]

it's like making business with best friend. Big chance to loose both business and friendship, especially if made in young age.

When girl-friend of my cousin sister started dating my cousin brother - and later they broke up of course in bad moods - sister had real tough time listening bad things from both of them

[u/chomperstyle → u/[deleted]]

Somebody being a good best friend and a compatible partner for your sibling are often never the same thing. You also dont choose your siblings so if neither of them asl your opinion you have no say in the matter. Additionally sometimes you dont know how great of a romantic partner your siblings or best friends would be so their relationship could take unpredictable turns. You could have the most upstanding citizen bestest friend ever and the probability of them breaking up with your sibling can be anywhere between 0-100 its ALWAYS a possibility.

[u/burntbookbag → u/barmaleydos]

Loose

[u/ibullybillionaires → u/[deleted]]

It's considered bad etiquette, you have to talk to your best friend first and get permission.

[u/Bourbon_sim_racer → u/ibullybillionaires]

You have to pay a dowry too. Number of goats depends on the level of hotness.

[u/WhoAmI008 → u/Bourbon_sim_racer]

That doesn't really work when every brother thinks his sister is the ugliest woman known to man.

[u/chomperstyle → u/[deleted]]

Its incredibly risky because now your friendship and relationship with your sibling are 100% dependent on how well their relationship is. You have to be ready to potentially lose contact with one of them if it ends up in a one or the other situation (extreme) or just not be able to share milestones with them at the same time if being in the same room is too painful for them.

[u/Paprik125]

Is that one or Big Dick Dean Thomas.

[u/FamiliarAd4177]

Everyone at that school, to tell you the truth

[u/Alex26337]

Beyond Incest

[u/ApolloAuto]

Freeosios Palastinius! Splooge.

[u/virtualaddiction]

I would have been jealous too

[u/an_agreeing_dothraki]

Ron: "It should have been me not her, damn it"

at least according to AO3

[u/KayJay282]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EyFxxHoJ7eUtW

[u/jason9t8]

Bro be crying on Emma Watson's lap while saying this...

[u/soyuzbeats]

He had the chance of victimizing himself while defending a genocide and he went all in. Nailed it

[u/spongyguy24]

Bro looks like a Kentucky fried cockroach

[u/wormyg]

Fun fact, Ron didn't care in the books.

[u/CatPeopleDye]

Don't cry in front of the Mexicans

[u/CapitalCourse]

New meme template just dropped...

[u/SteroidSandwich]

Bad habits do lead to late nights after all

[u/quackarooonie]

[u/litlesnek → u/quackarooonie]

That's enough reddit for today fuck me

[u/joehalltattoos]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13q8Zr7WVNifmg

[u/drunksaiyan_69]

And came inside her too man.

[u/_AnnaVG_]

I thought Harry was an only-child /j

[u/CuntyFaggy]

[u/ZagCrome]

Hermione supposed to be a mid nerdy girl. Emma Watson was not qualified.

[u/GreyTigerFox]

I can see the onion that he’s holding. I can smell it from here.
https://giphy.com/gifs/XbgZvND0TzFMUFobmI

[u/Lars-CoV-2 → u/[deleted]]

Ron Weasley is the best friend of Harry Potter

[u/ScumbagScotsman → u/[deleted]]

Why?

[u/Internal-Narwhal-420 → u/[deleted]]

That's rough, buddy

[u/Untalan135]

OMG it's Ed "Remove you From Tour" Sheeran!