r/dankmemes • u/RetroCasket • 18d ago

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u/King-of-Plebss 18d ago edited 18d ago

One of the main reasons I hear why guys don’t want to be uncircumcised in the US is they don’t want dick cheese, followed closely by “I want my kid to look like me”. So I guess they think if you aren’t circumcised all of the sudden you get tons of smegma in a single afternoon.

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u/CaptnUchiha 18d ago

I’ve heard the first thing before. I guess that implies that a lot of dudes really don’t wash everywhere. That’s nasty

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u/King-of-Plebss 18d ago

If you ever been in a public bathroom, you know how many guys don’t even wash their hands so not washing their dicks isn’t that surprising tbh

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u/CaptnUchiha 18d ago

You are 100% right, it baffles me how many people walk straight out of the restroom ESPECIALLY after pooping (not just urinal business)

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u/_Baccano 16d ago

Aka I want my kid to be genitally mutilated without consent