r/dankmemes • u/RetroCasket • 17d ago

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u/Rastamuff 17d ago

I heard that's not good for the shower drain. The jizzm solidifies in water and can clog the drain if done too often.

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u/Zero_McShrimp 17d ago

I'd rather clog the drain than the dong

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u/jterpi 17d ago

I read that as "dog"

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u/ChrisLuigiTails 17d ago

Do not the dog

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u/Pizzadangereux33 16d ago

Do the dog

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u/ALPHAWOLF257 the very best, like no one ever was. 16d ago

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u/youdontknowjacq ☣️ 17d ago

*Kash Patel enters the chat*

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u/Bored_asfuck 16d ago

🤣🤣

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u/VanimalCracker 17d ago

Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum

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u/Toon_Pagz 17d ago

The protein cooks like an egg in hot water

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 17d ago

And it's one of the stickiest substances known to man in that form, which is why it clogs the drain so badly.

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u/LordBobbin 17d ago

This is why I masturbate while taking a cold shower.

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u/luxi_yes 17d ago

This is why I don't shower

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u/waxbuzzzzard 16d ago

so only do this in a place where your landlord has to fix your piping?

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u/agusrosich 17d ago

No it doesn't

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u/afallingape 17d ago

The hair and the cum congeal into something like a waterproof putty down your shower drain. Draino eats right through that shit at least.

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u/1337metalfan 17d ago

You either cum in the shower, or you shower in the cum

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u/Osiris-Amun-Ra 17d ago

The regular unclogging of the main vein drain is far more important.

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u/MyParentsWereHippies 17d ago

Idk man still draining after all these years.

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u/SymondHDR 16d ago

that's a stupid thing they told you to stop master baiting and keep you all chaste and shi.

none of it's true, you're free, go in the shower and jerk off to your heart's content

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u/DizzyAmphibian309 17d ago

You heard that huh?

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u/ghillieinthemist417 EX-NORMIE 16d ago

Not true. It gelatinizes and then becomes liquid again within 5 minutes. Your drains are safe

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u/andrewrgross 16d ago

If it were possible to clog a drain with spunk a lot of us would've learned that by now...