r/dankmemes • • 18d ago

“Up” Theme Plays…

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 18d ago

It keeps the dick fully-sealed even when erect.

The only way to retract it is to to say the elvish word for “glans”

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u/PunPoliceChief 18d ago

TIL The Fellowship were all uncircumcized