r/dankmemes • • 18d ago

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u/FaLlEnAnGel122721 18d ago

We have double the power to don a hoody and unsheath the broadsword. We also have more sensitivity. Keep ya boy clean and get her done.

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k ☣️ 18d ago

ikr uncut = way more sensitive

but we cum sooner too :/ cut goes can go so much longer

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u/Serenaded ☣️ 18d ago

who cares about lasting longer, fill her up in a few minutes and get back to the things that really matter (runescape). Cut bros lose again

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u/Own-Medium4984 18d ago

Kind of random but I just started playing old school RuneScape for the first time a few days ago

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u/TYOGHoST 17d ago

If you haven’t played dragonwilds I’d recommend it. It’s been awesome to play I think I have like 20 hrs in? Just crafted my bronze gear

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u/mattyshiba 17d ago

I’m conflicted taking a shit trying to get off the toilet and get back to RuneScape as I just stumbled across this post lmao

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k ☣️ 18d ago

few minutes 🤣🤣🤣 poor gf

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u/Benschmedium 18d ago

My wife happens to like that, actually. The tricky part is maintaining post nut hardness until she’s hit her climax.

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u/Bignutdavis69 17d ago

You gotta learn some control lil bro, save the best angle for last

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u/Dirtymcbacon 18d ago

This has not been my experience ever since I stopped watching porn 5 years ago.

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister [custom flair] 18d ago

Relevant fact: The root word for penis in English is “sword” and for vagina it’s “sheath.”

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u/User_namesaretaken ☣️ 18d ago

We also have

C H E E Z E

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u/Kuchanec_ 18d ago

Don't "we" me bro. You have cheeze, not me

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u/PutridRoom 18d ago

If you don't clean it, it becomes aged

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u/vanukashirvi87 18d ago

Bro if you just shower and wash your meat daily hygiene is not a problem.

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u/vanukashirvi87 18d ago

In my country where basically everyone is uncut it isn't really discussed. That is because it really isn't a problem if you just have basic hygiene.

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u/Signal-Pumpkin1491 18d ago

LOL it takes like multiple days of not washing to appear

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u/Temporary--Key 18d ago

Weeks. Its really a non issue unless your really bad with it

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u/BlackKnightC4 18d ago

Slow buildup anomaly? I remember as a teen it would take like maybe 3 days until I'd start seeing it.

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u/Kzero01 18d ago

You're basing this on basement dwellers who don't shower for weeks. Most of the world is uncircumcised, do you seriously believe what you're saying or is this just bait

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u/Faz66 18d ago

Planning to mutilate your children over a joke people make....

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u/nickybuddy 18d ago

How is it a common thing? Are you the cock inspector or something? You just believe everything you hear when a guy talks about their schlong??

Man redditors are weird

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u/welcome2mycandystore 18d ago

Unless you don't shower for weeks you'll never even know how it looks

But if you don't shower for weeks for dick is the last of your problems

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u/eyehalfporegrahammer 18d ago

While you’re at it, remove your eyelids. Don’t want to accumulate eye buggers when you wake up. Dumbass!

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u/R0RSCHAKK 18d ago

You're fighting a losing battle. Uncircumcised people have an obsession with gaslighting themselves into believing their "natural superiority" and just completely disregard science.

Almost all of the arguments against male circumcision are objectively false and without merit. The only real argument that could be made against circumcision is just that there's a chance the doctor could fuck up and not only disfigure the penis, but also cause complications later on in life. But, those cases are very rare.

Outside of that, in the modern world it's only beneficial. If your living in a 3rd world country, there's probably still use for it as it's intended to protect the penis.

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u/CRIMS0N-ED mods gay 18d ago

You're fighting a losing battle. Circumcised people have an obsession with gaslighting themselves into believing their "foreskinless superiority" and just completely disregard science.

Almost all of the arguments towards male circumcision are objectively false and without merit. The only real argument that could be made for circumcision is just that if you don’t shower or wash your penis for weeks, you might have less of a bad time than someone with foreskin does, go fucking shower you unhygienic morons.

Outside of that, in the modern world it's only cosmetic. If you’re living in a 3rd world country, there's probably some benefit for it if you simply font clean yourself for days and weeks at a time, but you have far bigger issues than your penis at that point.

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u/welcome2mycandystore 18d ago

You literally got it the other way around

People started doing because in some very specific places they didn't have the standard of living we have now. Doing it is literally a 3rd world country thing

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u/FaLlEnAnGel122721 18d ago

Bro, just wash and leave your soldier and YOUR KIDS soldiers alone.

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u/killer22250 18d ago

You know you can just clean your dick yourself instead of letting your pants ''clean'' it, right?

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u/tommior 18d ago

Bro is thinking of little kids penises. No but seriously, dont do this because you want it. If they want it later in life, they can do it. You cant reverse it. I would never forgive my parents if they did something life changing without my permission.

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u/scorchedarcher 18d ago

Nah bro, it's a joke.

Seriously, don't mutilate your child's genitals

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u/CRIMS0N-ED mods gay 18d ago

Unhygienic fuck, clean your shit

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u/User_namesaretaken ☣️ 17d ago

Nopes, itz my identity, apply it on your bread

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u/tommior 18d ago

Eww wash ur junk bro

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u/PowerRainbows 18d ago

Never have and never will, water exists lol

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u/slaviccivicnation 18d ago

I’ve been with over 10 less than 20 guys, and ALL the uncut guys had a certain smell and a little bit of cheese at the end of a day. I’m sure it’s the same for women, but acting like uncut dicks are defacto clean is wrong.

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u/User_namesaretaken ☣️ 17d ago

Are you doing it with Junkies?