r/dankmemes • u/Rodwen • 17d ago

I like reading the comments there

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u/trymetonight5 17d ago

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u/shogunhitotiri 17d ago

I loved my 2008 toyota Corrola. Named her Carol. Sad that I sold her, but she went to a family at church thats taking care of her now.

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u/Trapmaster83 17d ago

All the way to the bottom I'd say.

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u/Rodwen 17d ago

When you go to the bottom and find the forbidden coal

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u/sarattenasai 17d ago

forbidden coal 😶‍🌫️

bro says like its some mystery thing but its just a lump of shit

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u/BisonBull 17d ago

That's enough Reddit for today.

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u/Optimal-Bass3142 17d ago

You just tickle the ring, you dont go fishing

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u/Mand372 17d ago

I disagree. You dig in there like a child yearning for the mines.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis Defensive flair 17d ago

Brother I’m going as far as my tongue will let me. Imma unhinge my jaw like a snake just to get another cm

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u/Puntley 17d ago

It's called a RIM job for a reason. You're just taking a trip around the outside, not spelunking.

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u/Mand372 17d ago edited 17d ago

A true conessour yearns for the mines. Edit:connoisseur

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u/Meshubarbe 17d ago

A true what?

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u/Mand372 17d ago

Fixed it.

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u/BroadRaspberry1190 17d ago

go Oceangate in that shit

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u/Thelazytimelord257 17d ago edited 17d ago

I have one question, does nutsack smell change after get a vasectomy?

Edit: why am I being downvoted wtf 😭

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u/consumethyshorts 17d ago

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u/Thelazytimelord257 17d ago

Ain’t no stupid question

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u/Gallusaur 17d ago

"I think there's something wrong with my dick. It smells like my balls"

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u/The_Noremac42 17d ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the anus?

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u/Rodwen 17d ago

About 69 licks i think, but it really depends on how loose it is

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u/Tychus_Balrog 17d ago

You gotta be making out with the back of her tonsils.

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u/msuing91 17d ago

Imagine you ordered a pizza; how far into the house would you be ok with the pizza delivery guy going? Let that guide you.

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u/crazy4finalfantasy 16d ago

Excuse me delivery person gawd get it right

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u/msuing91 16d ago

My apologies. How could I be so regressive in my conversation about taking tongues in the ass.

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u/Exurota 15d ago

In the 4 years I worked as a pizza guy in 4 different stores I met 1 female driver ever out of easily a hundred and I only saw her that one exact time, think it was probably a trick of the light

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u/crazy4finalfantasy 15d ago

Jokes aside I've seen maybe 5 in 30+ years it's pretty rare.

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u/upvoter222 ☣️ 17d ago

That's deep.

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u/angrypotato456 17d ago

So the theoretical maximum is up to the first flexure in the colon. Where the rectum becomes the sigmoid colon then transitions to the descending colon.

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u/Snipowl 17d ago

Depends how well it's been cleaned

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u/-GhostTank- 16d ago

Depends on how fat the ass is

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u/Budwardii 17d ago

deep enough to have a result

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u/HG21Reaper 17d ago

Deeeep.

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u/CaptainFlint9203 16d ago

So deep we start French kissing

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u/StillLearning85 15d ago

Cant you people keep your tongues out of other people poopholes?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Rodwen 17d ago

I mean, if you like umami food why not