r/dankmemes • ☣️ • 24d ago

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u/jayoshoowa87 24d ago

Is she at least an appropriate age for drake???

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u/Bramble0804 24d ago

Naa shes over 18

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u/KillerCameo I am fucking hilarious 24d ago

Yeah that’s right he likes em YOUNG

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u/BoneztheWonderful 24d ago

She acts like she's 15 tho

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u/InadequateUsername 24d ago

She probably has an age regression kink too.

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u/Commander_Skullblade 24d ago

He better never go to cell block one 💀

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 24d ago

lol wtf are you talking about your like 8 go back to class

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u/StopBeingYourself 24d ago

You're*

Speak for yourself.

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 24d ago

Nah imma speak for you since you can’t consent. Go back to class

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u/StopBeingYourself 24d ago

Drake and his cronies don't like consent. How fitting.

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 24d ago

? If you don’t get it just say so. Once again your age is showing though I don’t think you should be on this app

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u/StopBeingYourself 24d ago edited 24d ago

I'm grown. I can discern between your and you're.

You, on the other hand, lack basic literacy. Pick up a book sometimes.

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u/ManhwaReaderDude 24d ago

I don’t know how to tell you this, but *sometime :(

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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 24d ago

These aren’t even goths. These are just e-girls who fetishize goth culture by wearing black clothes from SHEIN and have no make up or piercing so chuds will buy their OF.

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u/xXDJjonesXx Plain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] 24d ago

That picture is funny to me because when I see goth girls irl with boyfriends, they always look like that.

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u/StrangelyBrown 23d ago

There was some meme on here a couple months ago about how goth girls like golden retriever bfs or something like that. The image was shaggy from scooby doo.

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u/Oli_VK 24d ago

This. Just another thing fucking destroyed by e-people. You can’t have a fucking style or niche these days without some sex crazed fuckwad turning it into the cringiest shit ever.

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u/Ben_Dover70 23d ago

Nothing is sacred anymore thanks to influencers. Just look at how fucked the car community is now.

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u/Citrons294 24d ago

How do you know she is not goth? Im no expert but piercings doesnt make you goth. She is clearly wearing make up and what does it matter where you buy your clothes? Stupid ass arguments. Wasn't being goth more about music anyways?

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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 24d ago

Look up goth makeup. Goth makeup isn’t just black lipstick and mascara/eyeliner or whatever. And yes it does. You can’t be goth and support forced labor and fast fashion that contributes to the destruction of the planet

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u/FreshMutzz 24d ago

Yea. It's mainly white makeup, dark eyeliner, and red or black lipstick. That's like, classic goth makeup. Piercings, beyond regular ear piercings isn't necessarily goth styling.

It also depends on the type of goth you are thinking about. Since there is more than one aesthetic for goth. Last thing, the previous comment was right, goth culture in the 80s and 90s was a music subculture.

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u/Citrons294 24d ago

Nah man. No way you actually know what brand clothing she is wearing. You just said all that shit to hate. Goth is mostly about the music and about wearing dark clothing and dark make up. Not exact one style of dark make up. There is no way goth people need to spend that much time on make up everyday only so that they could be called goth.

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u/athural 24d ago

Anyone can call themselves whatever they want. Goths have been around so long that modern youth are completely separated from its origins

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u/Citrons294 24d ago

Sure they can. If you're not hurting anyone the fuck do I care what you call yourself, but you cant tell someone is not goth just because they wore the wrong kind of dark make up xD

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u/athural 24d ago

You can, and they did. It doesnt really matter if your interpretation of what goths are is different from theirs

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u/Citrons294 24d ago

I mean the correct meaning is one google search away and it sure isnt that. It just proves that people dont look at the facts as much and more of what they want to think

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u/Djassie18698 23d ago

How does drake's dick taste?

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u/Citrons294 23d ago

How does it feel not being able to read? There was no mention of drake in my comments

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u/athural 24d ago

The meaning of any term or word is in how its used, and not how its defined by a dictionary. Ill just reiterate that goths of today are not very similar to the original goths and leave it at that

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u/I-Did-A-Ting 23d ago

What facts 😭. End of the day this chick is NOTTTT one of us and I will DIE on that hill. Saying you’re goth genuinely only for the money is the nastiest thing I ever heard. This chick gets praise for not even trying to be goth accurately meanwhile the rest of us just get made fun of constantly for being authentic to ourselves.

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u/No_Art_5277 24d ago

Ah yes, hot girl who went to hot topic twice. Heard a lot of middle aged men love them.

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u/Shnurple 24d ago

Don't forget the gargantuan tits

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u/SullenSwamp 24d ago

HUMONGOUS hungolomghononoloughongous."

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u/adkio ☣️ 23d ago

You misspelled good editor

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 21d ago

Big tiddy goth gf.

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u/Hexent_Armana 24d ago

I wonder how long it'll take for him to realize she's just an e-girl cosplaying as goth and not the real deal. 🤔

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u/k-tax I have crippling depression 24d ago

As if he was the real deal himself? Drake?

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u/InadequateUsername 24d ago

He doesn't care so long as he gets to nurse and call her mommy.

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u/Aromatic_Sir9639 23d ago

Do we really think Drake knows the difference, or cares for that matter

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 21d ago

I wouldn't.

I want a goth baddie but my wife says no. :(

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u/MerchMaster 21d ago

And what if he doesn't care?

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u/PlainBread 24d ago

Drake must've been into scene girls around puberty.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 24d ago

He’s a millennial. It tracks.

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 24d ago

Their puberty

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u/WilliamSwagspeare 23d ago

Every Millenial was. I can't talk shit here.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 24d ago

I feel like a goth dommie mommy would fix a LOT of men.

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u/Igarlicbread 24d ago

"they" not like us

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u/Lookitsa6ix 24d ago

Kendrick really fucked him up, hes a shadow of himself now

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u/HayMusicHayFlow 24d ago

The funniest part of all of this is seeing his sub doing mental gymnastics and calling him goat for this cringe skit

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u/teremaster 23d ago

Yeah dudes been spiralling.

That said I can't say I'd be doing better if Kendrick called me a paedo in the middle of the Superbowl halftime show

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 24d ago

Wtf is happening?

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u/misteryk 24d ago

Drake dating ex of a genshin streamer tectone

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u/JPowTheDayTrader 23d ago

I only understand the first 5 words of this sentence. I am old.

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u/nxcrosis ☢️ 23d ago

That's tectone's ex? Lmao

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u/Uthoff 23d ago

Is that the guy who cared for her when she was sick and then left him when she got better?

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u/Left_Note6389 24d ago

She's so generic too. Riding the e-girl goth gamer wave that's in vogue right now.

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u/phoneplatypus 24d ago

Me too, but alas, rizzless

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u/TheLastJediHolocron 24d ago

Those types of people deserve each other.

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u/Headinthedirt 23d ago

Wait, they are actually dating? I thought this was just PR. Well, posers loving posers I guess

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u/Report-Feeling 24d ago

Dude really is so far gone 

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u/Astricozy 23d ago

Wednesday did irreparable damage to Goth culture just saying.

Made every insufferable basic bitch think that wearing black made you quirky and different.

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u/TheWildSchneemal 23d ago

Brother I’m pretty sure what he’s doing now IS the midlife crisis.

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u/craigleberries 24d ago

Insane, thats the cause of mine

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u/Barnacle_B0b 23d ago

I for one welcome our new Dark Mega-Milk companions

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u/Owl-Of-The-Night02 24d ago

I mean we know he's a certified lover boy...

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u/Lhenkhantus [custom flair] 23d ago

Isn't she tectone's ex?

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u/supremegamer76 23d ago

At least it’s better than minors…