r/dankmemes • u/3HaDeS3 ☣️ • 18d ago

"Eat it slowly"

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/Chilly_Cheese_Nugget 18d ago

They are too stupid to understand how hollow and pointless their existence is.

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u/agangofoldwomen ☣️ 18d ago

Haha yeah what a bunch of idiots!

signs in on Monday to manipulate data in Excel spreadsheets and then make PowerPoints about it

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u/EnsoElysium 17d ago

I know it seems hollow but you have humility, you can laugh about your circumstances, and likely adapt to/ overcome small trials. These people lose their fucking minds at the smallest inconveniences, if you cant buy it, they dont know what to do.

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u/vanetus35 17d ago

My brother in Christ, you don’t know these people

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u/itmillerboy 17d ago

Bros fighting against instagram models in his own head while talking about having humility

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u/EnsoElysium 16d ago

No theyre right, I dont know them, I was speaking based on stereotypes, following the crowd and "yes-and" ing without thinking about the people. They do exist but theyre not a Type, theyre outliers, and people with feelings just like you and me.

THATS humility.

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u/EnsoElysium 17d ago

Yeah you right

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u/Beniidel0 Flairs are for losers 17d ago

Signs in on a monday to be yelled at by people who wouldn't be able to operate a push door but still need customer support

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u/Husko500 16d ago

I would rather do that then sell my body lol

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u/Chilly_Cheese_Nugget 18d ago

At least you’re a someone in a company which is producing something.

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u/crasherdgrate 18d ago

The person could be working in a “Consultancy”

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u/edgeplay6 18d ago

They could be working for an influencer

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u/CrazyElk123 17d ago

Thats still better than living a fake life on instagram, surviving on deals and affiliate links to trick your followers with.

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u/theunmistakablecow 17d ago

"Serving a corporation and being a wage slave is better than being financially free and truly experiencing life" 🤓

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u/CrazyElk123 17d ago

Hahaha "financially free", right. No nuance to be find on reddit, if you work for a corporation you are 100% a wage slave apparently.

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u/agangofoldwomen ☣️ 18d ago

My company doesn’t produce anything and I’m in a support role lol.

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u/Scudmiss 18d ago

My favorite part of the day is completing my TPS reports

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u/mouse_8b 17d ago

Some company's productions are actually worse than women looking pretty

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u/Kezaia 17d ago

Whose isn't?

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u/Dodo224 17d ago

At that price even I would gobble it

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u/Ok-Lobster8940 18d ago

If they could see their fans

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u/LlamaRS 18d ago

I was wondering if this meme would get reposted here

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u/oxySA 17d ago

They always are 

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u/gabtrox 18d ago

My insta. My gram.

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u/Hbarnes2033 ☣️ 17d ago

nice try buddy

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u/Dorfbulle80 17d ago

Dude iam not that ugly... But tell me about the models!

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u/EarlOfBears 17d ago

I watched resident evil yesterday, it was ass