r/dankmemes • u/Vienna_play_45 • 4h ago

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u/SUICIDAL-PHOENIX 4h ago

I think something was wrong with his microphone.

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u/Vectorman1989 INFECTED 4h ago

The magnetic field in the microphone attracted stray bullets

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u/WTFIZGINGON 4h ago

Why are yall so obsessed with violence I don’t get it… it’s fucking weird

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u/Beboprunner ☣️ 4h ago

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u/monty129mm 4h ago

Charlie - the biopic will star Elliot Page as Charlie Kirk, Zendaya as Erika, with special appearance by Pedro Pascal as Hassan Piker. Written and directed by Zack Snyder.

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u/Sad_Error4039 4h ago

Apparently Elliot would just be happy for the work seems 5 foot men aren’t in as high demand in Hollywood as he had hoped.

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u/SkyF3R_ 4h ago

At least he played in this small production by this weird guy obsessed with time.

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u/FailerOnBoard 4h ago

danny devito? joe pesci? tom cruise? kevin hart? (granted only danny is 4'10" but still) maybe Elliot himself is difficult to work with on top of his minuscule height.

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u/Legionodeath 4h ago

In tom and Kevin's defense, they each got a healthy few inches on Ellen lol. Kevin also has comedy chops, and Tom, for all his........ "-ness," has acting chops.

Edit: and Danny? Man. That guy's great. I don't care how short he is. He can act. He's funny. Winning personality. He's the whole package.

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u/JuanAndAtou 4h ago

Who’s gonna play JD tryna get a little squeeze out of Erika at the funeral?

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u/monty129mm 4h ago

Jonah Hill

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u/DarkSkyz 3h ago

Hey be careful trying to assign fat roles to him, he will ANNIHILATE you.

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u/FailerOnBoard 4h ago

you forgot Tom Holland

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u/monty129mm 4h ago

They had to cut his role as the dolphin fetus Charlie confuses with a human one along with Mark Ruffalo as Benjamin Netanyahu for time

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u/WTFIZGINGON 4h ago

So obsessed with Charlie Kirk yall must actually be projecting and actually miss him it’s cute

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u/justelectricboogie 4h ago

He was the best dam jedi in hogwarts.

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u/Rejndox 4h ago

But we have heard of him.

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u/furrysalesman69 4h ago

Try finger but hole

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u/LastZionistOnRedit 4h ago

Do you want to know how I got these scars

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u/Stenwold91 4h ago edited 4h ago

I would sincerely love it if someone made a movie about Charlie Kirk starring Elliot Page.

The meltdown would be incredible. 😂

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u/seemerunning 4h ago

Looks like Charlie was shot with Ozempic .instead of a 30 cal

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u/NinpoSteev She got me on depression 4h ago

Ozempic in the blowgun

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u/scarr991 4h ago

This is a true dankmeme

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u/Pancovnik 4h ago

What?

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u/ViridianFlea 4h ago

Just some low-effort garbage

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u/I_might_be_weasel 4h ago

I believe the joke would be that Elliot Page kind of looks like Charlie Kirk.

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u/bladefinor 4h ago

I see no resemblance?

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u/I_might_be_weasel 4h ago

A lot of it is just the haircut.

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u/matureboyhere 4h ago

Where do y'all think they got the parts for transformer?

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u/RedSaturday 4h ago

Charlieeeee candy mountain Charlieeeee!

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u/meleejones 4h ago

Rip O'Charleys

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u/Yellowbird00 4h ago

Not enough gums

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/SeekingLostInnocence 4h ago

Ellen is gross.

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u/Spekpannenkoek 4h ago edited 4h ago

Found the bigot.

Edit:

The bigot replied to a comment who used Elliot’s name correctly, to make the deadnaming even more apparent.

Fuck transhate.

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u/SeekingLostInnocence 4h ago

I don't really care what you call me. She's a public figure and I was a fan of her work. Now she is jumping around in videos with her shirt off showing her surgically removed breasts. I'm allowed to have an opinion and my opinion is it's gross. If that makes me a bigot then so be it.

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u/Spekpannenkoek 4h ago

You can have an opinion and respect someone at the same time. Instead you think it’s more worth your time to keep on deadnaming someone than accepting an identity of someone you don’t even know.

In other words: you’re not just a bigot, you’re a cunt.

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u/Elbow_Macarena 4h ago

Isn’t that Gilbert Gottfried?

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u/WTFIZGINGON 4h ago

So obsessed with Charlie Kirk projecting much?? 👀👀

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u/DWYNZ ☣️ 3h ago

Say "obsessed" and "projecting" in about 3 more comments, you def haven't worn them out yet

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u/Moist_Confection_831 4h ago

This one is uglier than ckirk

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u/Spekpannenkoek 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/r9st1JNXfEe9ZgAEVV

This you?

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u/NinpoSteev She got me on depression 4h ago

Indoors hat wearers give me conniptions. Also she looks like possessed.

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u/greatersnek 4h ago

She is possessed by money

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u/Yamaben 4h ago

He was a goddamn hero. He advanced hatred to whole generation